sat down in a coffee shop and the women on the table over from me moved their bags from the table between us to under their chairs

there's no other way to interpret this

damn, u.s. architecture is so cool

10/10 use of a moon kigo, and having both a bewilderment kireji with "seems" and a time jump between sentences (like a -ya) also pleases my western poetry intuitions

cf. the 2003 regs for the actual crime

part V, which deals with offences, doesn't apply to this particular activity

opposition research

out of the oven two months early?