Conan D. Yossarian
@conantheyossarian.bsky.social
If I were an amalgam of oligarchical interests whose plans were foiled in the 20th century, I'd manufacture rerolls for the 21st with better tools and propaganda.
""I have met some very bad quotes, none as bad as
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
— Not one decent thought in this body"" - Conan the Yossarian.
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
— Not one decent thought in this body"" - Conan the Yossarian.
House Oversight Committee released a batch of 95,000 photos from the Epstein Files—
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
""I have met some very bad quotes, none as bad as
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
— Not one decent thought in this body"" - Conan the Yossarian.
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein
— Not one decent thought in this body"" - Conan the Yossarian.
Jeffrey Epstein, internationally trusted source of character reference!
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Jeffrey Epstein, internationally trusted source of character reference!
NSIBD
Next Step Inflammatory Bowel Disease (ulcerative colitis)
Next Step Inflammatory Bowel Disease (ulcerative colitis)
not many know this but the "NS" in "NSAID" stands for NextStep
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
NSIBD
Next Step Inflammatory Bowel Disease (ulcerative colitis)
Next Step Inflammatory Bowel Disease (ulcerative colitis)
Government shouldn't be budgeted on the frat house make-rent model. Both parties are responsible for this deadline diplomacy.
October 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Government shouldn't be budgeted on the frat house make-rent model. Both parties are responsible for this deadline diplomacy.
Unprecedented efforts to prosecute political foes that were precedented by criminal charges that proceeded against Trump from his political foes, previously.
Justice Department officials are racing to obtain criminal charges this week against former FBI Director James Comey, escalating President Trump’s unprecedented efforts to prosecute his political foes.
Justice Department Officials Race to Charge James Comey as Deadline Looms
Prosecutors are moving forward days after President Trump ousted U.S. attorney who voiced doubts about charging former FBI director.
on.wsj.com
September 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Unprecedented efforts to prosecute political foes that were precedented by criminal charges that proceeded against Trump from his political foes, previously.
Posting medical misinfo along with admission of necrophilia is good enough reason for me to unfollow.
Covid /= pneumonia
Covid /= pneumonia
I'd type out a longer answer to you but I'd have to get these fingers out of your mom first.
I guess I followed you before I realized you would be spreading medical misinformation by conflating covid with pneumonia and then shifting to masking when it's pointed out.
September 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Posting medical misinfo along with admission of necrophilia is good enough reason for me to unfollow.
Covid /= pneumonia
Covid /= pneumonia
It's only fascism when my right to consume poison is threatened. Fascism would never feed me poison.
I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today.
I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.
I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.
September 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It's only fascism when my right to consume poison is threatened. Fascism would never feed me poison.
Am I the only person who's aware of the Verizon package that Disney/hulu/ESPN get most of their business from?
I'd rather kids grow up in a free society than watch cartoons and grow up in a dictatorship.
Easy choice.
There ARE other cartoons, btw..
🤔🥳
Easy choice.
There ARE other cartoons, btw..
🤔🥳
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Am I the only person who's aware of the Verizon package that Disney/hulu/ESPN get most of their business from?
Say it with me: we would not have been seeing both parties, the media and elite institutions greasing the path with the muzzling of speech on Palestine, had technocrats and Democratic leaders not already proven the concept by eliminating dissent to medical experimentation in the name Coronavirus.
Say it with me: we would not be seeing this authoritarian censorship takeover in the United States, had both parties, the media and elite institutions not already greased the path with the muzzling of speech on Palestine.
September 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Say it with me: we would not have been seeing both parties, the media and elite institutions greasing the path with the muzzling of speech on Palestine, had technocrats and Democratic leaders not already proven the concept by eliminating dissent to medical experimentation in the name Coronavirus.
I regularly coerce Panda express into giving me a plate with noodles by ordering it from their menu.
Individuals are being targeted on hit lists for their opinions.
Private companies are being coerced into monitoring employee social media.
They are weaponizing Charlie Kirk to curtail your free speech rights.
Private companies are being coerced into monitoring employee social media.
They are weaponizing Charlie Kirk to curtail your free speech rights.
September 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I regularly coerce Panda express into giving me a plate with noodles by ordering it from their menu.
No clear answers, because it would invalidate the other signature going around with the drawing.
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
No clear answers, because it would invalidate the other signature going around with the drawing.
Completely unrelated question... does anybody know a good, clear Infrared absorbtive paint?
AI startup Flock plans to combat crime across the U.S. using over 80,000 cameras and drones for real-time surveillance.
@GeneralMCNews
@GeneralMCNews
September 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Completely unrelated question... does anybody know a good, clear Infrared absorbtive paint?
I also like to equate human developmental disorders with controversial celestial bodies.
August 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I also like to equate human developmental disorders with controversial celestial bodies.
Keep your chitin up kid!
August 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Keep your chitin up kid!
US pediatric group breaks with federal policy, recommends myocarditis for young children.
August 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
US pediatric group breaks with federal policy, recommends myocarditis for young children.
Penii aren't "lost," during traditional circumcision.
In 2014, South African surgeons at Stellenbosch University and Tygerberg Hospital performed the world’s first successful penis transplant on a 21-year-old man who had lost his organ during a traditional circumcision.
August 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Penii aren't "lost," during traditional circumcision.
He's going to regret these training sessions in a year.
July 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He's going to regret these training sessions in a year.
Nor those who wanted to censor information or the public.
July 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Nor those who wanted to censor information or the public.
Reposted by Conan D. Yossarian
I think of this Scott Galloway clip often because Gen Z confirms his basic thesis to me directly every single day. I hear about how frustrated and angry young people are because they feel like buying a home and starting a family is out of reach for them.
July 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I think of this Scott Galloway clip often because Gen Z confirms his basic thesis to me directly every single day. I hear about how frustrated and angry young people are because they feel like buying a home and starting a family is out of reach for them.
Prepare for the new-new normal.
Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna have introduced a bipartisan bill requiring Attorney General Pam Bondi to release the Epstein files within 30 days.
@GeneralMCNews
@GeneralMCNews
July 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Prepare for the new-new normal.
Do we actually live in a world where Epstein was a necessary evil?
July 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Do we actually live in a world where Epstein was a necessary evil?
What'll it be,
No crippling global pandemic in 2026 or the Epstein list?
You can't have ypur cake and eat it too.
No crippling global pandemic in 2026 or the Epstein list?
You can't have ypur cake and eat it too.
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What'll it be,
No crippling global pandemic in 2026 or the Epstein list?
You can't have ypur cake and eat it too.
No crippling global pandemic in 2026 or the Epstein list?
You can't have ypur cake and eat it too.
Mithridatism is the practice of protecting oneself against a poison by gradually self-administering non-lethal amounts. The word is derived from Mithridates VI, the King of Pontus, who so feared being poisoned that he regularly ingested small doses, aiming to develop immunity.
July 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Mithridatism is the practice of protecting oneself against a poison by gradually self-administering non-lethal amounts. The word is derived from Mithridates VI, the King of Pontus, who so feared being poisoned that he regularly ingested small doses, aiming to develop immunity.
