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Nervous American. Before bending the knee to authority, bend it into their nuts. Liberal BLM LGBTQ supporter. There are no sacred cows. Or gods. Loud and opinionated, and wrong a lot.🤣
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500$ PLUS a 70$+ game?
Nope.
Not this year.
🤔
Nope.
Not this year.
🤔
ugh now kirby air riders is out... enough to make me want the new switch. but not yet
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
500$ PLUS a 70$+ game?
Nope.
Not this year.
🤔
Nope.
Not this year.
🤔
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Lie after lie after lie by Trump...as always. Thanks to @SenTimKaine for calling it out. bluevirginia.us/2025/11/wedn...
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Lie after lie after lie by Trump...as always. Thanks to @SenTimKaine for calling it out. bluevirginia.us/2025/11/wedn...
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I thought the GOP trifecta was Corruption, Hypocrisy and Pedophelia.
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I thought the GOP trifecta was Corruption, Hypocrisy and Pedophelia.
With no overdubs?
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Coming up with prompts IS hard. Try this easy alternative: Writing lyrics, composing music, singing, playing instruments, recording it all, and mixing the recordings so that they form a pleasing whole.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
With no overdubs?
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🫢
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Who would have thought that a band named after amphetamines would have such a chaotic run?
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Who would have thought that a band named after amphetamines would have such a chaotic run?
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For those who don't know, they were legendary for the turnover rate. In Dexy's Midnight Runners' video for Come On Eileen, one band member can only be seen in half of the shots because he got fired during the shoot.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
For those who don't know, they were legendary for the turnover rate. In Dexy's Midnight Runners' video for Come On Eileen, one band member can only be seen in half of the shots because he got fired during the shoot.
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Two fascist Fox idiots proving that their propaganda is getting harder and more ridiculous as their cult leader's popularity drops. These clueless cult clowns are running out of lies.
fortune.com/2025/11/08/w...
fortune.com/2025/11/08/w...
Trump keeps touting a Thanksgiving meal basket from Walmart that's 25% cheaper. But it has half as many items as last year | Fortune
This year's basket includes just 15 items compared to last year's 29. It is missing many dessert items, including a pecan pie, mini marshmallows and muffin mix.
fortune.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Two fascist Fox idiots proving that their propaganda is getting harder and more ridiculous as their cult leader's popularity drops. These clueless cult clowns are running out of lies.
fortune.com/2025/11/08/w...
fortune.com/2025/11/08/w...
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🧵🧵 #HearthWarriors 🫂strike boycott blackout protest
** defend the hearth🫂... defund 🐷 **
#TruthWarriors ❕9/11 disband domestic terrorists goons who want to hurt people CBP ICE Trump billionaires destroy America Putin Techbros private army Elysium elites scum bsky.app/profile/sarc...
** defend the hearth🫂... defund 🐷 **
#TruthWarriors ❕9/11 disband domestic terrorists goons who want to hurt people CBP ICE Trump billionaires destroy America Putin Techbros private army Elysium elites scum bsky.app/profile/sarc...
ICE was formed after 9/11 to protect America from terrorists,not working people,migrant or not.
Since THEY are now the terrorists doing violence against Americans,they should be disbanded.
Like forming a doctor's union that started euthenizing people instead of trying to cure them?Time to end it!
Since THEY are now the terrorists doing violence against Americans,they should be disbanded.
Like forming a doctor's union that started euthenizing people instead of trying to cure them?Time to end it!
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
🧵🧵 #HearthWarriors 🫂strike boycott blackout protest
** defend the hearth🫂... defund 🐷 **
#TruthWarriors ❕9/11 disband domestic terrorists goons who want to hurt people CBP ICE Trump billionaires destroy America Putin Techbros private army Elysium elites scum bsky.app/profile/sarc...
** defend the hearth🫂... defund 🐷 **
#TruthWarriors ❕9/11 disband domestic terrorists goons who want to hurt people CBP ICE Trump billionaires destroy America Putin Techbros private army Elysium elites scum bsky.app/profile/sarc...
We all pay a gas tax. Well, the large majority.
It stays the same regardless of gas prices.
It stays the same regardless of gas prices.
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We all pay a gas tax. Well, the large majority.
It stays the same regardless of gas prices.
It stays the same regardless of gas prices.
It's hilariously bad, especially if you had read the original Bachman Story novelette.
I put on the old Running Man movie with Arnold. I knew it was bad. I forgot exactly HOW bad.
Also…it has Jesse Ventura with hair. I didn’t recognize him at first.
The deep fake stuff is eery though.
Also…it has Jesse Ventura with hair. I didn’t recognize him at first.
The deep fake stuff is eery though.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's hilariously bad, especially if you had read the original Bachman Story novelette.
You're there..right?
So I got home… and… no one’s here…?
a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
Alt: Jon Travolta looking around in confusion.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
You're there..right?
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Witkoff ‘coached Russians on how to pitch peace plan to Trump’. Putin won't accept the deal.
US president’s special envoy said he had the ‘deepest respect’ for Vladimir Putin in leaked phone call.
www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...
US president’s special envoy said he had the ‘deepest respect’ for Vladimir Putin in leaked phone call.
www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...
Witkoff ‘coached Russians on how to pitch peace plan to Trump’
US president’s special envoy said he had the ‘deepest respect’ for Vladimir Putin in leaked phone call
www.telegraph.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Witkoff ‘coached Russians on how to pitch peace plan to Trump’. Putin won't accept the deal.
US president’s special envoy said he had the ‘deepest respect’ for Vladimir Putin in leaked phone call.
www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...
US president’s special envoy said he had the ‘deepest respect’ for Vladimir Putin in leaked phone call.
www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
University of North Colorado?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
wait does unc mean uncle or uncool?
i’m getting mixed messages now
i’m getting mixed messages now
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
University of North Colorado?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"Say no to drugs"
"Nobody offered me drugs, so therefore, your demand to say no to drugs is illegal"
Literal toddler logic coming from the very top of this administration
"Nobody offered me drugs, so therefore, your demand to say no to drugs is illegal"
Literal toddler logic coming from the very top of this administration
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
"Say no to drugs"
"Nobody offered me drugs, so therefore, your demand to say no to drugs is illegal"
Literal toddler logic coming from the very top of this administration
"Nobody offered me drugs, so therefore, your demand to say no to drugs is illegal"
Literal toddler logic coming from the very top of this administration
Then you didn't put hot sauce on them.
scrambled eggs aren't good
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Then you didn't put hot sauce on them.
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"elevate charismatic figures such as Dana Loesch" 😐
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"elevate charismatic figures such as Dana Loesch" 😐
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A hot 26-yo offered me sex today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on Bsky. Of course, I declined because of my strong morals and willpower. Which is just as strong as Ajax™, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon or lavender scent.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A hot 26-yo offered me sex today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on Bsky. Of course, I declined because of my strong morals and willpower. Which is just as strong as Ajax™, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon or lavender scent.
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I don't believe the fake blonde with big boobs.
I believe Stormy Daniels!
I believe Stormy Daniels!
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I don't believe the fake blonde with big boobs.
I believe Stormy Daniels!
I believe Stormy Daniels!
Post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Post your getaway vehicle
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So, once again...the Vikings are giving a game away.
Clumsy special teams, AGAIN..
can we get a women's football team?
They seem to do better in b ball..
Clumsy special teams, AGAIN..
can we get a women's football team?
They seem to do better in b ball..
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So, once again...the Vikings are giving a game away.
Clumsy special teams, AGAIN..
can we get a women's football team?
They seem to do better in b ball..
Clumsy special teams, AGAIN..
can we get a women's football team?
They seem to do better in b ball..