Conrad Swanson
@conradswanson.bsky.social
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Climate change reporter for the Seattle Times. Man of means by no means.
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conradswanson.bsky.social
I'd say Nevada, Iowa, except there are no tourists in Nevada, Iowa.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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governorferguson.bsky.social
Attorney General Bondi recently threatened to put me in jail. Now, the President has threatened to put the Illinois governor and Chicago mayor in jail.

This is about as authoritarian as it gets.
conradswanson.bsky.social
@kayah.bsky.social slid into my DMs back in early twitter days and now we’re married. I count that as probably the biggest win of, like, my life.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
conradswanson.bsky.social
great, not only am I annoyed by this dude's email but now I'm also hungry
conradswanson.bsky.social
The Seattle Times is great for all your packing and glass-cleaning needs

But if you’re using a newspaper to drain bacon, I fear you’re doing it wrong
conradswanson.bsky.social
Our neighbor keeps complaining about her rat problem while simultaneously insisting that she has to leave food in her yard “for the crows”
Dennis Reynolds untethered. His rage knows no bounds.
conradswanson.bsky.social
school’s so hard up for cash they’re hitting up randos and pretending they’re alumni

bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off
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conradswanson.bsky.social
Washington's drought is so bad state officials are turning off the water for an entire river basin.

I called an irrigator to talk about it and he said the cuts don't affect him. That's because he already ran out of water last month. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Unprecedented water rationing to begin in WA’s Yakima Basin
Reservoirs in the Yakima River Basin are expected to run out of water early next week.
www.seattletimes.com
conradswanson.bsky.social
Just a heads up that if you work with me during team meetings I'm going to force the group to listen to Smooth by Santana (feat. Rob Thomas)
conradswanson.bsky.social
"You kill people and break things for a living" is quite a sentiment when paired with "we're deploying you to American cities."
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Hegseth: "A few months ago I was at the White House when President Trump announced his liberation day for America's trade policy. It was a landmark day. Well, today is another liberation day. The liberation of America's warriors ... you kill people and break things for a living."
conradswanson.bsky.social
hey everybody i have enough emails please stop emailing me
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jimbrunner.bsky.social
Fundraiser for journalists axed by weak sauce suits at Cascade PBS.
cascadepbsunion.bsky.social
It’s difficult to find the words to express how our unit is feeling right now, but we’ll take a stab at it: shocked, disappointed, angry, gutted. @cascadepbs.bsky.social’s choice to eliminate long-form written reporting is a massive loss for our community in a critical moment. tinyurl.com/LayoffFund
Donate to Support Cascade PBS journalists after online newsroom axed, organized by Isabella Breda
On Monday, Sept. 22, Cascade PBS announced that it would be s… Isabella Breda needs your support for Support Cascade PBS journalists after online newsroom axed
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conradswanson.bsky.social
sometimes when frida pawlo lays on her back she looks like this
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mattshuham.bsky.social
>>Hernandez’s attorneys... say his arrest was made without a warrant, based on no information beyond Hernandez’s race and his invocation of his constitutional right to silence... Late Tuesday morning... the federal government had decided to move to dismiss the removal proceedings against him