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🖼️ I remember when this was all fields

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cymro heneiddio

💬 EN/FR/CG (some CY/NL/DE too)

🍻 Social media should be like a chat in the pub.

🇵🇸 .ps domains are from Palestine

✊ Anti-fascist and always will be. #antifa

🌼 Helo, cydweithwyr Plaid.
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Coopey @coo.ps · Nov 15
Not gonna start posting more professional now that people I know in professional contexts are showing up here.
Enjoy the sandwich rating thread, crisp packet colour discussions and terrible puns.
There is no way *this* post should appear on micro.blog unless something both weird and stupid is going on there.

#NeedlessTroubleshooting
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
micro.blog stop stealing my silly Bluesky posts
December 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Way behind on my cheese.
Gotta stop filling up on useless vegetables with their stupid nutrients and vitamins.
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
100% of my Xmas gifts are chocolate.
I eat under 40g of chocolate a week because it gives me awful headaches. I’ve got about 6 years’ supply if I don’t share.
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Voice actors. Protect yourself from getting your voice stolen by AI companies the same way I did - by not getting any work for twenty years 🤣
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Well today’s fun.
Hundreds* of messages, no idea who any are from.

*-ish
Just deleted them all.
Seems easier.
coo.ps Coopey @coo.ps · Oct 21
“I’ll use this spare hour to sort out my contacts”

I’ve only got 5 friends so I don’t know how I managed this…
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reposted by Coopey
‘Tis the season to remember this classic tweet
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The micro.blog page for my domain has somehow changed from using the RSS feed (its original and stated behaviour) and hijacked this unrelated Bluesky feed instead.

Which looks even more ridiculous without context. 🤣
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Turkey is in the oven, lxds.
December 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Next year, when I have just one xmas sandwich, I know which one to pick.
CHAMPIONS

First ever clean-sweep for a retailer…

🥇 M&S Turkey Feast £4.00 - 6

🥈 M&S Fa la la la fel wrap £4.25 - 6

🥉 M&S Christmas Club £4.50 - 5

#HSXLC25
December 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Just deleted them all.
Seems easier.
coo.ps Coopey @coo.ps · Oct 21
“I’ll use this spare hour to sort out my contacts”

I’ve only got 5 friends so I don’t know how I managed this…
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I am like thirtytwelve years old and have not learned that such a light meal is not sensible when consuming alcohols and should have just had a massive plate of chips
Chicken salad for dinner?
Yes. Because Yule starts tomorrow and that’s a ten day carbathon.
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Chicken salad for dinner?
Yes. Because Yule starts tomorrow and that’s a ten day carbathon.
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Reposted by Coopey
meanwhile it's all cracking off in Derby. man tries a slightly different Jacket potato, enjoys it. What a bombshell to go to bed on
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s cold with no hair.

We need to make hats a thing again.
Shaved off all my hair and bloody Arne Slot was staring back at me.

Lost about 5 minutes saying Dutch things in the mirror like a normal person.
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Can we get cancelling shitfucks before they earn millions of pounds?

When they realise all the decent people won’t listen to them anymore they invest their time and money in to appealing to the not-decent people instead.
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Price of milk’s gone up again, lxds
December 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This morning I had approx 10h of work to do and 14.5h left do to it in.
Guess which 10h the work will fit in? That’s right, the last 10.

#ProcrastinateKing
December 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Shaved off all my hair and bloody Arne Slot was staring back at me.

Lost about 5 minutes saying Dutch things in the mirror like a normal person.
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bought £100 of pretend money on 1 Jan.
Estimated return was +44%
🤣
December 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Guess who hasn’t done the thing he mixed up and has to be done on/before the 18th? 😁
tfw you're doing all your admin shizz and find something that you had down to be done on/before the 18th actually has to be done on/before the 8th. On the 7th of the month. Lovely.
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I have sent one email today (busy busy) and signed it “El Pollo Crujiente”

(I think that’s ’The Crunchy Chicken’, my Castilian is not very good)
Started signing work emails with Mexican wrestler names.
Particularly fond of “El. Capibara Loco”.
Nobody’s commented. Bunch of squares.
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Started signing work emails with Mexican wrestler names.
Particularly fond of “El. Capibara Loco”.
Nobody’s commented. Bunch of squares.
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think everyone talking about Russell Tovey shagging fish is a tv thing?
But I don't really want to search about this, for obvious reasons
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM