Cooked sweet D 💙
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RiP meathead..💔
a man with a mustache is sitting at a table in front of a fruit bowl .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a table in front of a fruit bowl .
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December 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
RiP meathead..💔
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When you stayed up too late shitposting.
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When you stayed up too late shitposting.
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He’s going to fight drug trafficking by pardoning them?
Trump announced “a Full and Complete Pardon” for former Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernández, who was found guilty by an American jury last year of conspiring to import cocaine into the US.
Trump announced “a Full and Complete Pardon” for former Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernández, who was found guilty by an American jury last year of conspiring to import cocaine into the US.
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
He’s going to fight drug trafficking by pardoning them?
Trump announced “a Full and Complete Pardon” for former Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernández, who was found guilty by an American jury last year of conspiring to import cocaine into the US.
Trump announced “a Full and Complete Pardon” for former Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernández, who was found guilty by an American jury last year of conspiring to import cocaine into the US.
Wild
The Clash’s Paul Simonon, running into some young street musicians, will make your day. 💕 🎸
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wild
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Elon Musk, an uncharismatic swindler, says Zohran Mamdani is a charismatic swindler.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Elon Musk, an uncharismatic swindler, says Zohran Mamdani is a charismatic swindler.
I've never seen him work so hard before...
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I've never seen him work so hard before...
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November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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OUT: Funding food stamps. Paying air traffic controllers.
IN: Flying to Mars! 🚀 🤡
IN: Flying to Mars! 🚀 🤡
TRUMP’S NASA PICK JARED ISAACMAN HAS PROPOSED TO LAUNCH AN UNCREWED MISSION TO MARS AS EARLY AS NEXT YEAR
November 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
OUT: Funding food stamps. Paying air traffic controllers.
IN: Flying to Mars! 🚀 🤡
IN: Flying to Mars! 🚀 🤡
Some how Trump trumped dick Cheney ugliness and Dick tried to warn us.
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Some how Trump trumped dick Cheney ugliness and Dick tried to warn us.
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Glory days gone in mins
The beautiful 124-year-old East Wing of The White House, all of which is owned by The United States National Park Service, is being destroyed this week without any authorization.
And yes, that includes the demolition of the first family’s beloved movie theater, constructed in 1942.
And yes, that includes the demolition of the first family’s beloved movie theater, constructed in 1942.
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Glory days gone in mins
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Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
I know history doesn't repeat itself but something something...
The S&P 500 is now up +34% in 6 months, a move only seen 10 previous times since 1930.
In 8 of the 10 previous occurrences, the S&P 500 ended lower 2-weeks later, with an average decline of -3.5%
In 8 of the 10 previous occurrences, the S&P 500 ended lower 2-weeks later, with an average decline of -3.5%
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I know history doesn't repeat itself but something something...
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Sure, the federal government is shut down, but…at least we are planning to bail out Argentina. “America First,” my ass.
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sure, the federal government is shut down, but…at least we are planning to bail out Argentina. “America First,” my ass.
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Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?
September 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?
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America: Epstein files
Trump: Jimmy Kimmel
America: Epstein files
Trump: James Comey
America: Epstein files
Trump: how about Amelia Earhart
Trump: Jimmy Kimmel
America: Epstein files
Trump: James Comey
America: Epstein files
Trump: how about Amelia Earhart
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
America: Epstein files
Trump: Jimmy Kimmel
America: Epstein files
Trump: James Comey
America: Epstein files
Trump: how about Amelia Earhart
Trump: Jimmy Kimmel
America: Epstein files
Trump: James Comey
America: Epstein files
Trump: how about Amelia Earhart
Goddammit..I'm so tired of this asshole MF'er!
Americans are about to pay out the nose for more IKEA stuff - specifically kitchens and upholstered furniture.
September 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Goddammit..I'm so tired of this asshole MF'er!
Whaaaaa..color me shocked
Breaking: Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters has resigned after porn allegations.
Walters is the guy who directed public schools to incorporate the Christian Bible and Ten Commandments into instruction, which triggered lawsuits over church–state separation.
Walters is the guy who directed public schools to incorporate the Christian Bible and Ten Commandments into instruction, which triggered lawsuits over church–state separation.
September 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Whaaaaa..color me shocked
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Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."
Bahaha..Jimmy Kimmel said..the speech Disney asked him to do was reactivate their account..💀
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Bahaha..Jimmy Kimmel said..the speech Disney asked him to do was reactivate their account..💀
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Kimmel comes out of the gate with a Tylenol joke
September 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Kimmel comes out of the gate with a Tylenol joke
What an asshole
holy shit lol. What a weird thing to post ahead of a Kimmel show that will have a gargantuan audience.
September 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What an asshole
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I love that Jimmy Kimmel opened with Jack Paar’s classic line from 1960. Fighting censorship isn’t new, but it’s always necessary! #jimmykimmel
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I love that Jimmy Kimmel opened with Jack Paar’s classic line from 1960. Fighting censorship isn’t new, but it’s always necessary! #jimmykimmel
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Trump’s first 250 days: the century no one asked for.
September 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Trump’s first 250 days: the century no one asked for.
Staying up late, patiently waiting for Jimmy Kimmel
a baby in a suit and tie is crying while sitting at a desk .
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September 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Staying up late, patiently waiting for Jimmy Kimmel