Austin Lovelace
@cookskimonster.bsky.social
I don't think I've ever met someone who described themselves as "moderate" and wasn't just a Republican.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I don't think I've ever met someone who described themselves as "moderate" and wasn't just a Republican.
I don't believe in the whole "who radicalized you" thing. But my reason is that I've been entitled to a 30min lunch break at all 11 service jobs I've had, and only 4 of them actually let me take a break.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I don't believe in the whole "who radicalized you" thing. But my reason is that I've been entitled to a 30min lunch break at all 11 service jobs I've had, and only 4 of them actually let me take a break.
As a raging leftist c*#k. I also think the government is spending too much money on SNAP benefits. I just don't think the solution is starving children and working adults.
The solution is forcing the private sector to pay people a living wage, so that taxes are not needed to feed people.
The solution is forcing the private sector to pay people a living wage, so that taxes are not needed to feed people.
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
As a raging leftist c*#k. I also think the government is spending too much money on SNAP benefits. I just don't think the solution is starving children and working adults.
The solution is forcing the private sector to pay people a living wage, so that taxes are not needed to feed people.
The solution is forcing the private sector to pay people a living wage, so that taxes are not needed to feed people.
I see that JD Vance is already making moves to make sure he has a white wife before 2028.
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I see that JD Vance is already making moves to make sure he has a white wife before 2028.
Taylor Swift makes boring and generic music, she's a billionaire (of which there is no ethical way to become), her music videos do have weird racial insensitivities, her/her lyrics are corny, her album rollouts are wasteful, and she's petty.
All reason enough to not make up reasons to hate her.
All reason enough to not make up reasons to hate her.
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Taylor Swift makes boring and generic music, she's a billionaire (of which there is no ethical way to become), her music videos do have weird racial insensitivities, her/her lyrics are corny, her album rollouts are wasteful, and she's petty.
All reason enough to not make up reasons to hate her.
All reason enough to not make up reasons to hate her.
I want Bryce Harper to get a World Series so bad
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I want Bryce Harper to get a World Series so bad
I hate that we live in a world where the government is actually creating constant conspiracy theories in broad daylight. I want to go back to when saying this was seen as crazy.
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I hate that we live in a world where the government is actually creating constant conspiracy theories in broad daylight. I want to go back to when saying this was seen as crazy.
I just met a guy who found a way to make everyone in a room feel uncomfortable and then called himself an empath.
September 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I just met a guy who found a way to make everyone in a room feel uncomfortable and then called himself an empath.
Today I had to add "uses AI as therapist or confidant" to my list of red flags. That's a new one. A little dystopian.
September 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Today I had to add "uses AI as therapist or confidant" to my list of red flags. That's a new one. A little dystopian.
People said: "can you at least have sympathy for the wife and kids"
I said: "If Kirk's wife is a better person than he is, then yes"
Turns out Erika also sucks. Who would have guessed?
I said: "If Kirk's wife is a better person than he is, then yes"
Turns out Erika also sucks. Who would have guessed?
September 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
People said: "can you at least have sympathy for the wife and kids"
I said: "If Kirk's wife is a better person than he is, then yes"
Turns out Erika also sucks. Who would have guessed?
I said: "If Kirk's wife is a better person than he is, then yes"
Turns out Erika also sucks. Who would have guessed?
Was "the tolerant left" ever a phrase actually used by people on the left? The more I think about that phrase, the less I understand what it actually means. Like, why would anyone advertise themselves as only tolerant?
Seems like a low, kind of passive aggressive, bar.
Seems like a low, kind of passive aggressive, bar.
September 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Was "the tolerant left" ever a phrase actually used by people on the left? The more I think about that phrase, the less I understand what it actually means. Like, why would anyone advertise themselves as only tolerant?
Seems like a low, kind of passive aggressive, bar.
Seems like a low, kind of passive aggressive, bar.
Russel Wilson playing one of the best games of his career, on his 4th team, when everyone thinks he's washed, just to be the reason the team ends up losing... I think Russell Wilson's love for God might be a bit of a one way street.
September 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Russel Wilson playing one of the best games of his career, on his 4th team, when everyone thinks he's washed, just to be the reason the team ends up losing... I think Russell Wilson's love for God might be a bit of a one way street.
Sometimes when a QB goes down, it really helps you identify how good the other QB is. How good is Trevor Lawrence? Trevor Lawrence is exactly one quarter of Joe Burrow, and three Quarters of Jake Browning good.
September 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sometimes when a QB goes down, it really helps you identify how good the other QB is. How good is Trevor Lawrence? Trevor Lawrence is exactly one quarter of Joe Burrow, and three Quarters of Jake Browning good.
I love week 2 in the NFL so much. Just watching all of the week 1 narratives become meaningless.
- Miami is bad, but maybe not as bad as we thought
- The Jets are as bad as we thought they were
- The death of the Lions offense has been greatly over exaggerated
- Miami is bad, but maybe not as bad as we thought
- The Jets are as bad as we thought they were
- The death of the Lions offense has been greatly over exaggerated
September 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I love week 2 in the NFL so much. Just watching all of the week 1 narratives become meaningless.
- Miami is bad, but maybe not as bad as we thought
- The Jets are as bad as we thought they were
- The death of the Lions offense has been greatly over exaggerated
- Miami is bad, but maybe not as bad as we thought
- The Jets are as bad as we thought they were
- The death of the Lions offense has been greatly over exaggerated
I think Nick Fuentes might have saved us from Civil War.
September 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I think Nick Fuentes might have saved us from Civil War.
I don't know how to tell people this but being a son, father, husband or Christian doesn't make you a good person if you're bad at those things.
September 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I don't know how to tell people this but being a son, father, husband or Christian doesn't make you a good person if you're bad at those things.
The shooter being the son of a cop is just another layer in the forever unraveling saga of "the violence you put out is coming back at you."
September 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The shooter being the son of a cop is just another layer in the forever unraveling saga of "the violence you put out is coming back at you."
The shooter was a straight white male who was the son of a cop. Who would have thought? You know, other than everyone who pays attention to statistics on this stuff.
September 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The shooter was a straight white male who was the son of a cop. Who would have thought? You know, other than everyone who pays attention to statistics on this stuff.
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Charlie Kirk’s assassination was horrific.
That doesn’t change the fact that the vast majority of gun (and political) violence has been perpetuated by right wingers.
You don’t get to change the narrative at will.
That doesn’t change the fact that the vast majority of gun (and political) violence has been perpetuated by right wingers.
You don’t get to change the narrative at will.
September 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Charlie Kirk’s assassination was horrific.
That doesn’t change the fact that the vast majority of gun (and political) violence has been perpetuated by right wingers.
You don’t get to change the narrative at will.
That doesn’t change the fact that the vast majority of gun (and political) violence has been perpetuated by right wingers.
You don’t get to change the narrative at will.
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The only people I feel empathy for are the millions of people whose lives Charlie Kirk made worse, and ultimately wanted to erase completely. I’m sorry if that makes me rude or whatever.
September 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The only people I feel empathy for are the millions of people whose lives Charlie Kirk made worse, and ultimately wanted to erase completely. I’m sorry if that makes me rude or whatever.
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I don’t want to hear another person in my life say “poor Charlie Kirk 🥺”
I’ve only heard one person say it and that’s already enough
I’ve only heard one person say it and that’s already enough
September 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to hear another person in my life say “poor Charlie Kirk 🥺”
I’ve only heard one person say it and that’s already enough
I’ve only heard one person say it and that’s already enough
Let's say that the scale of what makes a person good is some kind of mostly linear scatter plot from Mother Teresa to Hitler. If that's the case, then it stands to reason that there is line on that chart where people are no longer deserving of "rest in peace."
September 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Let's say that the scale of what makes a person good is some kind of mostly linear scatter plot from Mother Teresa to Hitler. If that's the case, then it stands to reason that there is line on that chart where people are no longer deserving of "rest in peace."
'Charlie Kirk didn't say gay people should be stoned. He was just asked to defend his hatred of gay people and used the Bible passage, saying they should be stoned, to support his argument'
This is the kind of "debate" republicans think is an open dialogue.
This is the kind of "debate" republicans think is an open dialogue.
September 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
'Charlie Kirk didn't say gay people should be stoned. He was just asked to defend his hatred of gay people and used the Bible passage, saying they should be stoned, to support his argument'
This is the kind of "debate" republicans think is an open dialogue.
This is the kind of "debate" republicans think is an open dialogue.
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The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.
To be clear. No conversation, where this is the structure, has ever been an "open dialogue."
September 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
To be clear. No conversation, where this is the structure, has ever been an "open dialogue."