coolgoodsteve.bsky.social
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My advice? Sock a Dodger.
My advice? Sock a dinger.
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Colonel Sanders hated American KFC franchisees so much he moved to Mississauga for 15 years until he died in 1980. He also hated the Los Angeles Dodgers so much he came back from the dead and is now sitting behind home plate. #bluejays
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Moe's "but I don't want to!" when told to pay his bills to get back his floor.
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Learned this morning there’s a rockabilly Pokémon @murderxbryan.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the loveable chads from liverpool
April 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
January 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
BETTER MAN should have been the silly ape-man concept but as a biopic about John Lennon. This is because:

a) Americans know who John Lennon is, and
b) You could call it MIND GORILLA
January 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
picked this up from Inspector Gadget, I'm positive I saw an episode where his niece is thrown into a prison somewhere and the only things in her cell were a big open jar of water, a loaf of bread, and I think honey?
When I was a kid, the rumor was that you only got bread and water for every meal in prison. They don't say that anymore. Should bring it back. Would be a powerful deterrent for today’s flavor obsessed youth.
November 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Scrooge: well, I've met someone who touched my soul, and made my world brand new...

Muppet Tiny Tim: we just met a few minutes ago who the hell are you
November 17, 2024 at 1:37 PM