Toilets where their souls should be

Write that down somewhere cause that's a line

Crying (boo hoo style): this post.

This is good a good one. Jot this down somewhere so you don't forget it.

Luke, standing in front of a public toilet and grabbing a stick: I guess I could stir this up

My last Uber driver

Local man's first day as laser tag section team lead comes with massive uptick of responsibility

I Married A Sex Doll (Update)

You see two dorks but I see two moms collapsing into each other's arms and sobbing, starting another facebook group for victims of sons, feeling heard

You can quote me on that, he yells at me, spittle flecked and red rimmed, while three Australians in vests pull him stoicly towards the back door of the bar. And Elijah Wood is Himmler! Elijah Wood is Himmler!
Something tells me I'll see him again.

Poor fool, smh. Poor foolish space mugger. Rule number one in space is
Don't Mug Yourself.

The puppy dog eyes and aww shucks of it all is so uncanny valley

Thank you Tom! Source: Aspecialthing Records share.google/Cln7v6aVcPuS...

Low key I just want to thank you for your contributions to jokes. This is no joke. Your contribution to comedy, no matter what it looks or seems like, is large.

I was gonna say big and then didn't.

I'm sure you understand.

Hence the humor is top five for me of all fucking time. The state of comedy address is legend. Andy Kindler invented the comedy crouch for fucks sake!!!

Tell her to fuck off. Did you guys try that?

Low key both those questions are sus