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My balls can reach the water
Toilets where their souls should be

Write that down somewhere cause that's a line
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Crying (boo hoo style): this post.
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
This is good a good one. Jot this down somewhere so you don't forget it.
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Luke, standing in front of a public toilet and grabbing a stick: I guess I could stir this up
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
My last Uber driver
December 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Local man's first day as laser tag section team lead comes with massive uptick of responsibility
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I Married A Sex Doll (Update)
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
You see two dorks but I see two moms collapsing into each other's arms and sobbing, starting another facebook group for victims of sons, feeling heard
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
You can quote me on that, he yells at me, spittle flecked and red rimmed, while three Australians in vests pull him stoicly towards the back door of the bar. And Elijah Wood is Himmler! Elijah Wood is Himmler!
Something tells me I'll see him again.
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Poor fool, smh. Poor foolish space mugger. Rule number one in space is
Don't Mug Yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The puppy dog eyes and aww shucks of it all is so uncanny valley
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Low key I just want to thank you for your contributions to jokes. This is no joke. Your contribution to comedy, no matter what it looks or seems like, is large.

I was gonna say big and then didn't.

I'm sure you understand.
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Hence the humor is top five for me of all fucking time. The state of comedy address is legend. Andy Kindler invented the comedy crouch for fucks sake!!!
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Tell her to fuck off. Did you guys try that?
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Low key both those questions are sus
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM