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My balls can reach the water
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🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
Having tech is rad but sometimes I miss my brain
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Having tech is rad but sometimes I miss my brain
If the shoe was on the other foot I would keep the band together. Your mom gets me. Low key.
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
If the shoe was on the other foot I would keep the band together. Your mom gets me. Low key.
I wear shorts that go almost to my ankles and I pull my socks up to my knees and I'm in front of you at Safeway. Sucks to be you, foo.
December 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I wear shorts that go almost to my ankles and I pull my socks up to my knees and I'm in front of you at Safeway. Sucks to be you, foo.
You don't remember that time I saw house of pain live but you think it's cool to argue about ice cream in the store?
That's on you.
That's on you.
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
You don't remember that time I saw house of pain live but you think it's cool to argue about ice cream in the store?
That's on you.
That's on you.
Me, yesterday, in postal service voice in my mom's basement snorting horse tranquiizers for the last three weeks....🎶so this is the new year
December 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Me, yesterday, in postal service voice in my mom's basement snorting horse tranquiizers for the last three weeks....🎶so this is the new year
No matter how straight I am the guys I fuck think I'm I'm gay
So I guess Churchill was right. With that quote he said.
So I guess Churchill was right. With that quote he said.
December 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
No matter how straight I am the guys I fuck think I'm I'm gay
So I guess Churchill was right. With that quote he said.
So I guess Churchill was right. With that quote he said.
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Sometimes I can get mad that the modern, upright suitcase with a telescoping handle and wheels was introduced within my lifetime
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Sometimes I can get mad that the modern, upright suitcase with a telescoping handle and wheels was introduced within my lifetime
I'm sure it's been said but joe rogan needs to go to any local UFC gym on film immediately
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'm sure it's been said but joe rogan needs to go to any local UFC gym on film immediately
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Andy Kindler - Hence the Humor
“Kindler comes shuffling out of the gate, complaining and kvetching and generally hating everything about his performance, the audience, his career, and comedy in general. I’ve listened to this twenty...
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December 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Imagine how gay you have to be
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Imagine how gay you have to be
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
@andykindler.bsky.social I've never lied about liking your jokes. Not once.
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
@andykindler.bsky.social I've never lied about liking your jokes. Not once.
Bleep bloop, you nerds. Bleep fucking bloop.
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Bleep bloop, you nerds. Bleep fucking bloop.
@jyotimishra.bsky.social
I cannot get a couple of your songs out of my head. Looked through your website. Couldn't find what I was looking for but do you still produce. How much for 3 songs. Sorry for just asking like this.
I cannot get a couple of your songs out of my head. Looked through your website. Couldn't find what I was looking for but do you still produce. How much for 3 songs. Sorry for just asking like this.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
@jyotimishra.bsky.social
I cannot get a couple of your songs out of my head. Looked through your website. Couldn't find what I was looking for but do you still produce. How much for 3 songs. Sorry for just asking like this.
I cannot get a couple of your songs out of my head. Looked through your website. Couldn't find what I was looking for but do you still produce. How much for 3 songs. Sorry for just asking like this.
Great!! My entire fucking shit is barfed!!
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Great!! My entire fucking shit is barfed!!
James Bond witticisms. It's the thing, now. Just right now.
Won't be later.
Won't be in five minutes.
But I never let a bandwagon pass me. No.
No,I don't.
I'm posting. No one can accuse me of not noticing.
I'm someone.
Won't be later.
Won't be in five minutes.
But I never let a bandwagon pass me. No.
No,I don't.
I'm posting. No one can accuse me of not noticing.
I'm someone.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
James Bond witticisms. It's the thing, now. Just right now.
Won't be later.
Won't be in five minutes.
But I never let a bandwagon pass me. No.
No,I don't.
I'm posting. No one can accuse me of not noticing.
I'm someone.
Won't be later.
Won't be in five minutes.
But I never let a bandwagon pass me. No.
No,I don't.
I'm posting. No one can accuse me of not noticing.
I'm someone.
I didn't even know Jesus rapped til I died and woke up in mid-tier heaven. But he does, bro. Hes way cool.
And the apartments in heaven are chill.
Back then, mansions/streets of gold. But really just apartments and paved roads.
Either way, Jesus can rap.
That's the point.
And the apartments in heaven are chill.
Back then, mansions/streets of gold. But really just apartments and paved roads.
Either way, Jesus can rap.
That's the point.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I didn't even know Jesus rapped til I died and woke up in mid-tier heaven. But he does, bro. Hes way cool.
And the apartments in heaven are chill.
Back then, mansions/streets of gold. But really just apartments and paved roads.
Either way, Jesus can rap.
That's the point.
And the apartments in heaven are chill.
Back then, mansions/streets of gold. But really just apartments and paved roads.
Either way, Jesus can rap.
That's the point.
I died and went to heaven and Jesus showed me around to my spot which was pretty nice (not like preacher nice but still nice) and then when he left he smacked me on in the butt. Like wtf? Jesus balls?
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I died and went to heaven and Jesus showed me around to my spot which was pretty nice (not like preacher nice but still nice) and then when he left he smacked me on in the butt. Like wtf? Jesus balls?
Am I stupid or could this post use a fucking label? Something. I'm lost.
bluesky should have a labeler for posts that are jokes
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Am I stupid or could this post use a fucking label? Something. I'm lost.
Just became the 25,647th person to like a quote from AOC three hours ago. Gonna sit back and nurse my cocoa til she responds.
Won't be long now.
Just sipping cocoa. Waiting. Trying to relax. So excited for zooban.
Won't be long now.
Just sipping cocoa. Waiting. Trying to relax. So excited for zooban.
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Just became the 25,647th person to like a quote from AOC three hours ago. Gonna sit back and nurse my cocoa til she responds.
Won't be long now.
Just sipping cocoa. Waiting. Trying to relax. So excited for zooban.
Won't be long now.
Just sipping cocoa. Waiting. Trying to relax. So excited for zooban.
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If they're really tracking me online then how come men in black haven't tried to hire me based on how fucking sick I am at this new game I downloaded on my phone.
I put up fucking numbers, kid. Watching TV, too.
I put up fucking numbers, kid. Watching TV, too.
October 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
If they're really tracking me online then how come men in black haven't tried to hire me based on how fucking sick I am at this new game I downloaded on my phone.
I put up fucking numbers, kid. Watching TV, too.
I put up fucking numbers, kid. Watching TV, too.