Andy Kindler
@andykindler.bsky.social
“Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.”
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein)
Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.
In “The Making of Is Thing On” I learned that Bradley and Will are not only pretentious but willing to consult with Shane Gillis. Also Will informs us that he has never done standup. The believe it or not is implied.
February 14, 2026 at 8:49 AM
In “The Making of Is Thing On” I learned that Bradley and Will are not only pretentious but willing to consult with Shane Gillis. Also Will informs us that he has never done standup. The believe it or not is implied.
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I do feel obligated to bring up this article I wrote in which Pam Bondi stole a dog www.thedailybeast.com/what-the-f-i...
What the F*** Is the Trump Admin’s Problem With Dogs?
Donald Trump is one of very few U.S. presidents not to have a dog in the White House. Now, he is stacking his Cabinet with others who have their own controversies with man’s best friend.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I do feel obligated to bring up this article I wrote in which Pam Bondi stole a dog www.thedailybeast.com/what-the-f-i...
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My body is not cut out to be this furious all the time. I am built for naming dogs Doctor Reginald Pancakes and telling people about the time two bees stung me while I was on the toilet
April 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My body is not cut out to be this furious all the time. I am built for naming dogs Doctor Reginald Pancakes and telling people about the time two bees stung me while I was on the toilet
Remember this hack?
February 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Remember this hack?
Pam Bondi needs to watch more roasts if she really wants to "burn" people. After she resigns or is fired she should hit the standup comedy condo circuit in Florida. The money is terrible and so is she.
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Pam Bondi needs to watch more roasts if she really wants to "burn" people. After she resigns or is fired she should hit the standup comedy condo circuit in Florida. The money is terrible and so is she.
Pam Bondi was in the middle of saying the Dow was at 50,000 DOLLARS before she erupted in anger. She said 50.000 doll-. It's fun to ridicule her.
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Pam Bondi was in the middle of saying the Dow was at 50,000 DOLLARS before she erupted in anger. She said 50.000 doll-. It's fun to ridicule her.
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This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
N.Y.C. Officials Reinstate Pride Flag at Stonewall After Federal Removal
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
I went with general admission.
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I went with general admission.
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Maybe they should hire ham sandwiches as prosecutors. If you can't beat 'em...
Breaking News: Prosecutors failed to secure an indictment against six Democrats who posted a video reminding members of the military to refuse illegal orders.
Prosecutors Fail to Bring Charges Against Democrats Involved in Illegal Orders Video
The rejection was a remarkable rebuke, suggesting that ordinary citizens did not believe that the lawmakers had committed any crimes.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Maybe they should hire ham sandwiches as prosecutors. If you can't beat 'em...
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I'm so sad to hear that Bud Cort died despite my once delighting in his series of staged suicides. RIP.
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I'm so sad to hear that Bud Cort died despite my once delighting in his series of staged suicides. RIP.
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Got a question for us to answer on next week's show? Leave it here or use the hashtag #TestShow438 by 9am tomorrow (Fri).
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Got a question for us to answer on next week's show? Leave it here or use the hashtag #TestShow438 by 9am tomorrow (Fri).
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Patriotic Americans are standing up against the abuses of Donald Trump.
The tide is turning.
The tide is turning.
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Patriotic Americans are standing up against the abuses of Donald Trump.
The tide is turning.
The tide is turning.
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The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised!
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised!
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
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Donald Trump is bragging that he's “very proud” of this economy.
But his first year in office was marked by the weakest job growth in more than a decade outside of Covid.
Trump needs to stop denying reality and start fixing the economic pain he's caused.
But his first year in office was marked by the weakest job growth in more than a decade outside of Covid.
Trump needs to stop denying reality and start fixing the economic pain he's caused.
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Donald Trump is bragging that he's “very proud” of this economy.
But his first year in office was marked by the weakest job growth in more than a decade outside of Covid.
Trump needs to stop denying reality and start fixing the economic pain he's caused.
But his first year in office was marked by the weakest job growth in more than a decade outside of Covid.
Trump needs to stop denying reality and start fixing the economic pain he's caused.
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OK ... I just watched a large amount of Joe Rogan for the first time in order to see WTF Cheryl Hines was gonna be on about.
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like the worst stoner conversation I've ever been trapped in.
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like the worst stoner conversation I've ever been trapped in.
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
OK ... I just watched a large amount of Joe Rogan for the first time in order to see WTF Cheryl Hines was gonna be on about.
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like the worst stoner conversation I've ever been trapped in.
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like the worst stoner conversation I've ever been trapped in.
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If you think Cheryl Hines should be digitally removed from every episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” please sign some kind of petition.
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
If you think Cheryl Hines should be digitally removed from every episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” please sign some kind of petition.
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Joe Rogan: "Bill Maher is a left-wing person, but he's always been very reasonable."
Cheryl Hines: "Yes."
(No. Bill Maher is a genocidal coward.)
Cheryl Hines: "Yes."
(No. Bill Maher is a genocidal coward.)
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Joe Rogan: "Bill Maher is a left-wing person, but he's always been very reasonable."
Cheryl Hines: "Yes."
(No. Bill Maher is a genocidal coward.)
Cheryl Hines: "Yes."
(No. Bill Maher is a genocidal coward.)
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Joe Rogan brings on Cheryl Hines to talk about how messed up it is that people associated with Jeffrey Epstein after they found out he was a convicted pedophile even though her husband went on dinosaur bone hunting expeditions with him in 2012
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Joe Rogan brings on Cheryl Hines to talk about how messed up it is that people associated with Jeffrey Epstein after they found out he was a convicted pedophile even though her husband went on dinosaur bone hunting expeditions with him in 2012
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It's not a remarkable rebuke, it's a remarkable level of utter incompetence and lawlessness by the DOJ and its unqualified political hack prosecutors to even think it would work.
Breaking News: Prosecutors failed to secure an indictment against six Democrats who posted a video reminding members of the military to refuse illegal orders.
Prosecutors Fail to Bring Charges Against Democrats Involved in Illegal Orders Video
The rejection was a remarkable rebuke, suggesting that ordinary citizens did not believe that the lawmakers had committed any crimes.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
It's not a remarkable rebuke, it's a remarkable level of utter incompetence and lawlessness by the DOJ and its unqualified political hack prosecutors to even think it would work.
He doesn’t have any friends who speak Spanish. Nor can he operate a translator. Good luck at the opera!
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
He doesn’t have any friends who speak Spanish. Nor can he operate a translator. Good luck at the opera!
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They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
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Jeopardy! fans: this is good content. Also, if we didn't have national treasure Sam Buttrey. someone would probably make ME do this stuff.
Sam Buttrey and his tiny mic are taking on the Jeopardy! Invitational Tournament. Watch to see what the players had to say about how they prepared and if they can give a "Bring It!" Sam likes.
February 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Jeopardy! fans: this is good content. Also, if we didn't have national treasure Sam Buttrey. someone would probably make ME do this stuff.
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The first draft was titled: Paul DiMarco: Mall Cop, Sandler stepped in with Blart and history was made. (Shortened from his original suggestion, Blart Bloop Bipiddy Boo. Classic Sandman.)
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The first draft was titled: Paul DiMarco: Mall Cop, Sandler stepped in with Blart and history was made. (Shortened from his original suggestion, Blart Bloop Bipiddy Boo. Classic Sandman.)
I like that when I text someone that I’m nervous that I can make the word shake.
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I like that when I text someone that I’m nervous that I can make the word shake.
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I had been remiss in posting for Black History Month, but with all the vile racism out of DC today, I shall remedy this. Here is my sketch of Malcolm X, el-Hajj Malik el-Shabazz.
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I had been remiss in posting for Black History Month, but with all the vile racism out of DC today, I shall remedy this. Here is my sketch of Malcolm X, el-Hajj Malik el-Shabazz.