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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Polars will fight for Canadians every step of the way! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 2d

We’re investing on our investigators.

Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.

For safety, and for being cool asf.

❄️❄️❄️

Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 4d

🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 4d

Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 4d

It’s time to support Canadian industry and not intergalactic travel 🙏

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 4d

Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.

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Eric PPC @ericmpsp.bsky.social · 6d

While the Jedi Party dreams of “balance in the Force,” the Polar Party knows real power is in cold, hard facts 🧊. We don’t deal in lightsabers or daydreams—just policies that work and leadership that keeps Canada solid as ice. ❄️🍁

#PolarParty

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 6d

🐻‍❄️❄️ While the Jedi Party is busy chasing stars, the Polar Party is keeping our feet firmly on the ice.

We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦

Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth

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Eric PPC @ericmpsp.bsky.social · 6d

While the Jedi Party dreams of building spaceships, the Polar Party is focused on building a strong Canadian economy ❄️💪

No sci-fi fantasies—just real policies to keep Canada cool, calm, and frosty while creating jobs and stability.

#PolarParty

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 6d

It’s called opposition research something common in reality not in a Tv series

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Hon. Ahmad Masad, MP. PPC. @ahmadmasad.bsky.social · 7d

This video of the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social leader just revealed he’s been with the Dark Side all along…. But don’t worry Canadians, @romeompsp.bsky.social quickly uncovered this and is taking wintry action! #PPC❄️

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Hon. Aurélie des Ligneris P.C. M.P. @aureliempsp.bsky.social · 7d

📢 My constituent, Manny, had a lot to say this morning:

"See this ground? It’s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!”

We call that generational consistency. Climate change? Never heard of her. 🧊 #FrozenPolicy #IceAgeWisdom

a group of stuffed animals standing next to a mammoth in the snow

Alt: a mammoth and a sloth are dancing in the snow

media.tenor.com

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 7d

The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 7d

When the Jedi Party realizes Canadians are voting Polar instead.

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 7d

Auguste, you can dress your arguments up in sunsets and sand dunes all you like, but they melt faster than spring ice. The Polar Party doesn’t need pretty postcards — we stand on solid ground, on the real North, where strength is forged in cold and pressure.

Auguste C. @augustempsp.bsky.social · 14d

Feel free to observe this image , take a look at all the minute details. Pretty , isn’t it ?

Now close your eyes and visualize it covered in a huge layer of snow. A little less appealing , don’t you think ?

This is what the PPC is trying to do.

DO NOT LET THEM TAKE AWAY YOUR GORGEOUS LANDSCAPES.

An image taken from Star Wars , Tatooine to be precise. A sunset in a desert with two suns in the background, and a little hut that seems to be made out of sandstone a little more to the front.

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 7d

Auguste, you can dress your arguments up in sunsets and sand dunes all you like, but they melt faster than spring ice. The Polar Party doesn’t need pretty postcards — we stand on solid ground, on the real North, where strength is forged in cold and pressure.

Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 7d

Auguste, you can dress your arguments up in sunsets and sand dunes all you like, but they melt faster than spring ice. The Polar Party doesn’t need pretty postcards — we stand on solid ground, on the real North, where strength is forged in cold and pressure.

Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 7d

🐻‍❄️❄️ The Polar Party is keeping things cool in Mock Parliament.

🔥 While the others argue, we stay chill.
🌍 Saving the planet, one iceberg at a time.
🍁 Strong, Canadian, and cooler than the rest.

Join the side that’s always on thin ice (but never cracks). 😉

#PolarParty #StayCoolCanada

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 8d

Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 10d

Only a POLAR GOVERNMENT will protect our borders. 🇨🇦
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Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 8d

Cars suck. They’re slow, slippery, and cause traffic. A POLAR GOVERNMENT will pull them off our roads with a Car Buy-Back Program.
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Les voitures sont lentes, glissantes et causent du trafic. Un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE les retirera de nos routes grâce à un programme de rachat de voitures.

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