Licensure exam on Saturday 😬

In case we needed further proof that America's medical system is fucked: my child is about to be two and his birth will finally be paid off at the end of this year.

we need to bring back words like wastrel, rogue, ruffian, ne’er-do-well. there is an epidemic of miscreants doing shenanigans and we have lost the vocabulary to describe them.

People online love making sure you know they don’t care about the Super Bowl…OK congrats. I care because I am hoping Mahomes gets sacked 700000000x.

Me, every time the cheeto opens his mouth:

Riker has started saying "uh oh" and not only is it the cutest thing ever but he also gets it wrong sometimes and says "oh uh" and it's even cuter.

Well done for making it to the end of January.

Stop whatever you're doing and read a book to reward yourself.

If you don't have a book, then buy one from an indie bookshop, that way you'll be making TWO people happy.

So... I still get Juneteenth off work, right? Cause I have Hozier tickets.

Listening to the audiobook of THE HOBBIT read by Andy Serkis and when he finally gets to the point where he can whip out the Gollum voice it's like when the drums hit in 'In The Air Tonight.'

I want to read dystopian novels. Not live in one.