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Cordelibird
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20 something clown prince | they/them
eat hot chip & collect pins
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we love starting the year off with flu.
January 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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“training can fix this“
NEW: Jonathan Ross is former National Guard and Border Patrol and has been part of ICE's SWAT equivalent, a team leader overseeing FBI, ATF, and IRS agents, and a firearms instructor, according to testimony obtained by WIRED. This is from @hudsongiles.bsky.social and me:
ICE Agent Who Reportedly Shot Renee Good Was a Firearms Trainer, Per Testimony
Jonathan Ross told a federal court in December about his professional background, including “hundreds” of encounters with drivers during enforcement actions, according to testimony obtained by WIRED.
www.wired.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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this is PRETTY bad

www.fda.gov/inspections-...
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Trans people were not born in the wrong body. They were born in the wrong society.
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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👏👏👏
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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Mer Crim
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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I'm not worried about people being abusive to their AI chatbots, especially men being sexually abusive, from the POV of "AI chatbots are a real sentient guy being harmed", but I feel like the way you repeatedly learn to treat something that can't say no *must* bleed into how you treat humans, right?
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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My no-fun-at-parties take is that "christmas is a secular holiday" is an uncomfortable way of assuring me that christianity is the status quo and everything outside of that is an aberration. Sorry! It's still a christian holiday!! Just because you're an atheist doesn't make it secular!
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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When a person says "pick your battles" and they mean "you aren't allowed to pick this one"
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Also: helping yourself understand WHY you like something, visually, narratively, etc, will help you better deliver. Not the WHAT you like, but WHY it compels you. It's something ai isnt capable of doing. Intent is something that only a human hand can deliver.
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Shockingly, this bill would have failed were it not for the 3 Democrat defections.
Just now, a national trans healthcare felony ban for youth has passed the US House, with 10 year prison terms.

3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.

4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.

It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.

Story to come.
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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マシュマロアザラシのホリデースイーツ🦭🍪☕️‪
marshmallow seal's holiday
#南極の日 でした #イラスト #illustration
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Luna - watercolour and acryla gouache on paper

A personification of the night sky.

One of my favourite paintings. It makes me miss personal work. Eventually I'll figure out a balance where I can paint just to paint again.

Prints are on INPRNT if your mom would like one for xmas
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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"hes washed" "im chopped" "you're cooked" are we making a stew?
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Saw this title in this font and did a cartoon-level double take
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH TODAY
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress

"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM