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David, aka Divs
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Lover of all things yellow 💛
*big Christmassy sigh*
December 24, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I shoot but never kill.
What am I?
#riddle
December 8, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I feel seen
I am predicting this state of being for the morrow. Good night. 💤
December 2, 2024 at 1:32 AM
You're up late/early*

*delete as appropriate
November 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Fuck it, I'm going to footy tonight. Pray for my old man knees 🙏
November 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Played here today (we won't mention the score)
November 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Goal!
November 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Marmite is seriously pissed off that I have stolen her usual chair... but she has found somewhere else to snooze 😄
November 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Saw this on a wall in Hastings.

I've seen a few of these kind of things, but this one I couldn't work out...
November 21, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Pray, sleep come to me
November 21, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Bottomless brunch was NOT what I thought, and in other news, I'm barred from all John Lewis cafés
November 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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A handful of shots by www.sarabowreyphotos.com just to see what traction they get over here… don’t think any of the bands have BS accounts to tag though… all pics from #brighton
November 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Poorly Pickle today 🤒😷🤧
November 17, 2024 at 11:09 PM
November 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
How do you like them apples?
November 15, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Tell me you're in your 40s without telling me you're in your 40s
Looking forward to visiting a new National Trust property tomorrow 😊
November 14, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Looking forward to visiting a new National Trust property tomorrow 😊
November 14, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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August 18, 2023 at 9:35 PM
I hope Dave Benson Phillips buys Bluesky
November 14, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Can't even make a porn parody called 'Men in Black Men' anymore, because of woke
can't even make a porn parody called '12 Horny Men' anymore bc of woke
November 14, 2024 at 1:59 AM
November 11, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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Seriously. It’s Twitter and Detention Twitter.
December 27, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Ellie 💛
February 11, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Half marathon PB smugface
October 8, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Well at least Tess has a nice dress this week #strictly
October 7, 2023 at 5:54 PM