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Kyle Rittenhouse was an honored guest at a 2024 gathering of Oregon Republican activists. This is the monstrously depraved tweet he sent tonight. These are the people who claim to be defending Christianity and “western civilization.”
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Gates may be the best coach period for Mizzou in over 20 years.
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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I'm sure Kentucky fans would be very even-tempered about losing to Mizzou
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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I’m hearing Lane Kiffin to the Ravens.
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
What the hell happened to Bill? #kubball
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Watching the last Chiefs game today.
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Im really tired of these court storms. #kubball
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
University of the Commuters of Florida.
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
What are the chances the UK puts travel restrictions on citizens from a warring nation before the Union Jack classic? #kufball
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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I think if you are going to post about how it doesn’t matter who the president is, that this is inevitable, you should be required to attest your belief that President Kamala Harris would have authorized the abduction of a foreign head of state for oil money. You need to say that out loud.
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The students who got to Shrewsberry first likely saved his job.
Notre Dame coach Micah Shrewsberry had to be held back by players and staff as he was trying to go after one of the officials
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The state of the law right now is that the President can initiate multi-day air strikes on a foreign country and kidnap a head of state, all without Article I authorization, but an American President cannot be charged with a crime for acting without Congressional approval.
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
And people didn't want Harris because of "drone strikes."
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
A Republican-voting Cadillac cowboy will wear beats easily worth $800, but I digress.
All these psychos having conniptions about the mayor’s wife’s $600 boots. They were on loan, like most of her outfit, according to a stylist. 🙄

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January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The people who wanted to deny wedding services to gay people have some interesting thoughts on the obligations of artists.
Artist boycott of The Kennedy Center continues to grow

“Any artist cancelling their show at the Trump Kennedy Center over political differences isn’t courageous or principled-they are selfish, intolerant, & have failed to meet the basic duty of a public artist: to perform for all ppl” — Roma Daravi
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The sport I love is dead.
Baylor has landed an in-season free agent who was an NBA pick in 2023. The news set the college sports world aflame.

I talked to Scott Drew this morning about why he did it, but more than that, laid out just how increasingly common rostering pros is becoming in college sports.

Please read:
Scott Drew tells CBS Sports why James Nnaji will play for Baylor after being selected in NBA Draft
Baylor and Drew are catching heat, but they are far from the only ones utilizing an NCAA rule that's enabling in-season free agency
www.cbssports.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Between Christian McCaffrey and Brock Purdy, which one of the 49ers will finish puberty first?
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Grizz, the Memphis Grizzlies mascot, turning a child into a meat crayon.
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Lies.
Three mascots will be consumed to celebrate BYU’s win.
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
December 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Seems like Clark Hunt called everyone's bluff. How many Mizzou fans will actually stop watching the Chiefs?
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Trump putting his name on the Kennedy Center like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.
December 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM