chaircrusher
cornwarning.com
chaircrusher
@cornwarning.com
musician, retiree, writer, goofus
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
My new music genre.

303 squiggles, John Bonham breakbeats & toilets flushing.
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
These are reasonable rules. Don't borrow trouble. What's unreasonable is what's implied: "If you're noncompliant, we might kill you, just for a treat."

drstaceypatton1865.substack.com/p/ice-is-out...
January 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
A good record store find in Hudson NY.

Absolutely seminal track
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Their selling off the United States on TEMU
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Life advice on my brother's toilet
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Not that it matters really since she's labeled all caps, but this looks nothing like Pam Bondi
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
But they already knew you were an asshole.
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
If they have a slap battle who wins?
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
This ad on a @nytimes.com editorial is sinister AF
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Oopth, blocked.
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Fucking mental
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Chitchat Wright is killing it for Iowa women's basketball, & winning the cool player name game. "Caitlin Clark" can't compete.
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
1. It's a relief this post didn't go TERFy.
2. Nothing feels as deep as one's most petty feelings.
3. I for one want those rolls of actual cotton towels they used to put in restrooms. And the machine that sold black plastic combs for a nickel. #GrandpaSimpson
December 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo.
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Caitlin Clark Goatse at @raygunsite.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What I always say if invited to dinner.
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Temu selling @behringerofficial.bsky.social is peak Behringer
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Where is Tony Visconti that there's foil on the walls, a Christmas tree, and he's in a bathrobe?
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Every time Polk County publishes a mugshot on FaceBook, I immediately begin to construct a back story based just on the photograph.
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
End stage capitalism is toy pooping giraffe robots
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
THIS U????
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We need to put up signs that say X DAYS TO CHRISTMAS! like they do in Hallmark Christmas Rom Coms.
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
1. Tacking "The Donald Trump And" on the the top of "The Kennedy Center" sounds completely wrong. This is exactly like him correcting weather maps with a Sharpie.
2. During his brief presidency, Kennedy brought great musicians and artists to the White House. Trump has brought Kiss and Kid Rock.
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
FB posts I don't get chapter 65535
#Synthsky #FacebookWeirdness
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We just got a box as a gift from my son's wife's parents from the Amana Meat Shop. In this festive season, nothing says love like smoked meat products.
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM