chaircrusher
@cornwarning.com
musician, retiree, writer, goofus
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
My new music genre.
303 squiggles, John Bonham breakbeats & toilets flushing.
303 squiggles, John Bonham breakbeats & toilets flushing.
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
My new music genre.
303 squiggles, John Bonham breakbeats & toilets flushing.
303 squiggles, John Bonham breakbeats & toilets flushing.
These are reasonable rules. Don't borrow trouble. What's unreasonable is what's implied: "If you're noncompliant, we might kill you, just for a treat."
drstaceypatton1865.substack.com/p/ice-is-out...
drstaceypatton1865.substack.com/p/ice-is-out...
January 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
These are reasonable rules. Don't borrow trouble. What's unreasonable is what's implied: "If you're noncompliant, we might kill you, just for a treat."
drstaceypatton1865.substack.com/p/ice-is-out...
drstaceypatton1865.substack.com/p/ice-is-out...
A good record store find in Hudson NY.
Absolutely seminal track
Absolutely seminal track
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
A good record store find in Hudson NY.
Absolutely seminal track
Absolutely seminal track
Their selling off the United States on TEMU
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Their selling off the United States on TEMU
Life advice on my brother's toilet
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Life advice on my brother's toilet
Not that it matters really since she's labeled all caps, but this looks nothing like Pam Bondi
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Not that it matters really since she's labeled all caps, but this looks nothing like Pam Bondi
But they already knew you were an asshole.
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
But they already knew you were an asshole.
If they have a slap battle who wins?
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
If they have a slap battle who wins?
This ad on a @nytimes.com editorial is sinister AF
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
This ad on a @nytimes.com editorial is sinister AF
Chitchat Wright is killing it for Iowa women's basketball, & winning the cool player name game. "Caitlin Clark" can't compete.
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Chitchat Wright is killing it for Iowa women's basketball, & winning the cool player name game. "Caitlin Clark" can't compete.
1. It's a relief this post didn't go TERFy.
2. Nothing feels as deep as one's most petty feelings.
3. I for one want those rolls of actual cotton towels they used to put in restrooms. And the machine that sold black plastic combs for a nickel. #GrandpaSimpson
2. Nothing feels as deep as one's most petty feelings.
3. I for one want those rolls of actual cotton towels they used to put in restrooms. And the machine that sold black plastic combs for a nickel. #GrandpaSimpson
December 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
1. It's a relief this post didn't go TERFy.
2. Nothing feels as deep as one's most petty feelings.
3. I for one want those rolls of actual cotton towels they used to put in restrooms. And the machine that sold black plastic combs for a nickel. #GrandpaSimpson
2. Nothing feels as deep as one's most petty feelings.
3. I for one want those rolls of actual cotton towels they used to put in restrooms. And the machine that sold black plastic combs for a nickel. #GrandpaSimpson
Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo.
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo.
Caitlin Clark Goatse at @raygunsite.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Caitlin Clark Goatse at @raygunsite.com
What I always say if invited to dinner.
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What I always say if invited to dinner.
Temu selling @behringerofficial.bsky.social is peak Behringer
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Temu selling @behringerofficial.bsky.social is peak Behringer
Where is Tony Visconti that there's foil on the walls, a Christmas tree, and he's in a bathrobe?
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Where is Tony Visconti that there's foil on the walls, a Christmas tree, and he's in a bathrobe?
Every time Polk County publishes a mugshot on FaceBook, I immediately begin to construct a back story based just on the photograph.
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Every time Polk County publishes a mugshot on FaceBook, I immediately begin to construct a back story based just on the photograph.
End stage capitalism is toy pooping giraffe robots
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
End stage capitalism is toy pooping giraffe robots
We need to put up signs that say X DAYS TO CHRISTMAS! like they do in Hallmark Christmas Rom Coms.
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We need to put up signs that say X DAYS TO CHRISTMAS! like they do in Hallmark Christmas Rom Coms.
1. Tacking "The Donald Trump And" on the the top of "The Kennedy Center" sounds completely wrong. This is exactly like him correcting weather maps with a Sharpie.
2. During his brief presidency, Kennedy brought great musicians and artists to the White House. Trump has brought Kiss and Kid Rock.
2. During his brief presidency, Kennedy brought great musicians and artists to the White House. Trump has brought Kiss and Kid Rock.
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
1. Tacking "The Donald Trump And" on the the top of "The Kennedy Center" sounds completely wrong. This is exactly like him correcting weather maps with a Sharpie.
2. During his brief presidency, Kennedy brought great musicians and artists to the White House. Trump has brought Kiss and Kid Rock.
2. During his brief presidency, Kennedy brought great musicians and artists to the White House. Trump has brought Kiss and Kid Rock.
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We just got a box as a gift from my son's wife's parents from the Amana Meat Shop. In this festive season, nothing says love like smoked meat products.
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We just got a box as a gift from my son's wife's parents from the Amana Meat Shop. In this festive season, nothing says love like smoked meat products.