Cory of House Pants
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Cory of House Pants
@corypants.bsky.social
Internet User, spoony bard, 100% brat on those BDSM quizzes, big “I love my pan wife” energy, comic books are neat, elder millennial, Appalachian expat, wishing for 4 day work week, he/they
Oh hey I was at that exact show. Spent most of the day in the second stage pit, got totally worn out and fell asleep in a chair during ozzy lol. Somewhere there’s a picture of me and the drummer from Drain posing in front of a merch stand, they were tremendous.
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I thought that was a selling feature tbh
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Agree. The “realism” argument falls apart as soon as they’re like “you can carry 3 entire sets of armor in your pocket but not 4.”
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I feel like the biggest takeaway anyone can get from this is that pornhub has absolutely no idea what age ranges are.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM