Cory of House Pants
@corypants.bsky.social
Internet User, spoony bard, 100% brat on those BDSM quizzes, big “I love my pan wife” energy, comic books are neat, elder millennial, Appalachian expat, wishing for 4 day work week, he/they
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Oh my god I was right
Bondi is gonna release the Epstein Files and it's gonna be a PDF that just says Bill Clintin 400 times with random dates and times
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oh my god I was right
100% thought this was Mike Myers doing a bit.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
100% thought this was Mike Myers doing a bit.
Someone needs to check this guy’s hard drive.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Someone needs to check this guy’s hard drive.
The party of “small government” is forcing doctors to ignore the well being of their patients because of bigotry, the party of “progressivism” couldn’t stand up against it as the right-center rot has festered, all because we’re governed by what the Romans would call “vomitus humani generis.”
The House passed legislation today that would charge doctors with a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison for providing transition-related care to minors.
Rep. Sarah McBride strongly condemned the legislation in rare personal remarks ahead of the vote.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Rep. Sarah McBride strongly condemned the legislation in rare personal remarks ahead of the vote.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
House passes bill to criminalize transition care for minors
The House passed legislation today that would charge doctors with a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison for providing transition-related medical care
www.nbcnews.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The party of “small government” is forcing doctors to ignore the well being of their patients because of bigotry, the party of “progressivism” couldn’t stand up against it as the right-center rot has festered, all because we’re governed by what the Romans would call “vomitus humani generis.”
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
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incredible things happening at the nazi bar
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
incredible things happening at the nazi bar
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
I just want to add - The Princess Bride is a perfect movie and I’ve watched it multiple times a year, every year, since it came out. This fucking sucks.
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I just want to add - The Princess Bride is a perfect movie and I’ve watched it multiple times a year, every year, since it came out. This fucking sucks.
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
I’m having serious Christmas of 2016 vibes and I don’t like it. I’m gonna go play Expedition 33, a game about dissolving into art to hide from grief, and parry monsters for a few hours.
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m having serious Christmas of 2016 vibes and I don’t like it. I’m gonna go play Expedition 33, a game about dissolving into art to hide from grief, and parry monsters for a few hours.
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This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.
No no no no no
2 found dead at Brentwood mansion that belongs to director Rob Reiner
A man and woman were found dead inside a home in Brentwood that records and neighbors tie to director Rob Reiner.
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
No no no no no
What in the absolute fuck did I just watch? Did the studio who was buying up theaters with church money for The Sound of Freedom really make Animal Farm staring Seth Rogan? Was Slayer right, does god hate us all???
The first trailer for Andy Serkis’ #AnimalFarm, starring Seth Rogen, Gaten Matarazzo, Steve Buscemi, and Glenn Close. #booktok #animation #movie #trailer
TikTok video by Rotten Tomatoes
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What in the absolute fuck did I just watch? Did the studio who was buying up theaters with church money for The Sound of Freedom really make Animal Farm staring Seth Rogan? Was Slayer right, does god hate us all???
Can’t believe we’re actually getting what’s essentially KOTOR 3, to illustrate how long it’s been - we’ve had 2 versions of Elder Scrolls 4 and 15 versions of Elder Scrolls 5 in the same time period. KOTOR 2 came out a month after Half Life 2, that’s the time frame we’re talking about here.
December 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Can’t believe we’re actually getting what’s essentially KOTOR 3, to illustrate how long it’s been - we’ve had 2 versions of Elder Scrolls 4 and 15 versions of Elder Scrolls 5 in the same time period. KOTOR 2 came out a month after Half Life 2, that’s the time frame we’re talking about here.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
How are the Total War guys gonna make a Warhammer game and call it “Total War: Warhammer” and not “Total Warhammer”?
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How are the Total War guys gonna make a Warhammer game and call it “Total War: Warhammer” and not “Total Warhammer”?
Hegseth meeting with the joint chiefs like:
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hegseth meeting with the joint chiefs like:
Am I having a psychotic break? When did we start calling elbows a WEENIS
cannot believe the title of this wikipedia article is actually wenis
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Am I having a psychotic break? When did we start calling elbows a WEENIS
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
Me and my fellow non-Spotify users talking about how our music service isn’t calling us old:
a man is talking on a phone next to a suitcase
Alt: a man is talking on a phone next to a suitcase to another man and money is counted
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me and my fellow non-Spotify users talking about how our music service isn’t calling us old:
To be fair, he got all that hate for saying some completely dogshit things and because billionaires shouldn’t exist.
Mark Cuban Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban Says 'It Became Pointless' To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban, the billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, says he’s done posting on Bluesky for now, and the reason is simple: it’s not worth
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December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
To be fair, he got all that hate for saying some completely dogshit things and because billionaires shouldn’t exist.
Have an actual place to live 🤷♂️
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Have an actual place to live 🤷♂️
I see Elon built his own breeding kink into his chat bot.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I see Elon built his own breeding kink into his chat bot.