Kit
@cottagecheeser.bsky.social
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single mother of 26 (2 cats + 24 webkinz)
single mother of 26 (2 cats + 24 webkinz)
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Kit
@cottagecheeser.bsky.social
· Jun 4
CHIPS OF THE WEEK: idk if pepper sev counts as a chip but these are so fuckin good, also winco popping off as always
call me vince vaughan the way i’m fredding on her claus 😩
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
call me vince vaughan the way i’m fredding on her claus 😩
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i’m like mid-size Edie #greygardens
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
i’m like mid-size Edie #greygardens
alone, by yourself, late at night is the best and least nightmare-inducing time to watch scary movies 😁👍
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
alone, by yourself, late at night is the best and least nightmare-inducing time to watch scary movies 😁👍
Derry funeral directors every 27 years:
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Derry funeral directors every 27 years:
screaming DEADLIGHTS at the top of my lungs every time i see the color orange bc i cannot physically handle suspense
December 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
screaming DEADLIGHTS at the top of my lungs every time i see the color orange bc i cannot physically handle suspense
obsessed with spotting every orange circle in Welcome to Derry 🟠
December 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
obsessed with spotting every orange circle in Welcome to Derry 🟠
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who is eating potato chips in their microphone on C-SPAN 😭
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
who is eating potato chips in their microphone on C-SPAN 😭
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
I need a 2nd season of On Brand but I want Bianca BANNED she is so MEAN!! she didn’t deserve half the wins she got because she’s a MEANIE!
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I need a 2nd season of On Brand but I want Bianca BANNED she is so MEAN!! she didn’t deserve half the wins she got because she’s a MEANIE!
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"I asked chatgpt an-" okay I consulted my cool fucking wizard orb and it said that the fog will encroach upon you in due time
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"I asked chatgpt an-" okay I consulted my cool fucking wizard orb and it said that the fog will encroach upon you in due time
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Hello Artist. I just read over twitter's TOS and I highlighted some parts here that are absolutely true. They are forcing you to agree to the terms of using your art to train their models and NOT PAY YOU.
Using X grants them a "worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license".
Get off of Twitter!
Using X grants them a "worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license".
Get off of Twitter!
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hello Artist. I just read over twitter's TOS and I highlighted some parts here that are absolutely true. They are forcing you to agree to the terms of using your art to train their models and NOT PAY YOU.
Using X grants them a "worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license".
Get off of Twitter!
Using X grants them a "worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license".
Get off of Twitter!
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smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
When I was a kid I used to bring Wario over to this spot and pretend he lived here
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
new china express makes everything better
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
new china express makes everything better
goong to the aquarium this week and i promise to poke 1 anemone for each like 👉 make this go viral! 😝
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
goong to the aquarium this week and i promise to poke 1 anemone for each like 👉 make this go viral! 😝
got diagnosed with autism in the Catan chat
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
got diagnosed with autism in the Catan chat
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This is what happens to elves who spy and snitch. Back to the Pole with you! Merry Christmas. 🎄
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is what happens to elves who spy and snitch. Back to the Pole with you! Merry Christmas. 🎄
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
ho ho ho took an eggnog shot call that holiday spirits
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
ho ho ho took an eggnog shot call that holiday spirits
coming home to regale my cats with tales of the wonders of the clurb
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
coming home to regale my cats with tales of the wonders of the clurb
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I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.
wild waves closing might be my last straw
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
wild waves closing might be my last straw