Count Binface
@countbinface.bsky.social
Space politician. Sane.
Worried about the next 12 months?
Fear not. I am delighted to present, in association with the mighty @dailystar, my predictions for 2026. And I think you might be pleasantly surprised… Happy new year! CB
Fear not. I am delighted to present, in association with the mighty @dailystar, my predictions for 2026. And I think you might be pleasantly surprised… Happy new year! CB
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Worried about the next 12 months?
Fear not. I am delighted to present, in association with the mighty @dailystar, my predictions for 2026. And I think you might be pleasantly surprised… Happy new year! CB
Fear not. I am delighted to present, in association with the mighty @dailystar, my predictions for 2026. And I think you might be pleasantly surprised… Happy new year! CB
Gandalf’s enjoying that Dyson Air Wrap he got for Christmas.
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Gandalf’s enjoying that Dyson Air Wrap he got for Christmas.
A Christmas gift from the Binfluencer Supreme: an intergalactic natter between me and @susiedentwords.bsky.social ! In a crowded field, it's my favourite pod episode yet - and I'm talking all podcasts in the universe. Join us here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w... Merry Christmas! CB x
December 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A Christmas gift from the Binfluencer Supreme: an intergalactic natter between me and @susiedentwords.bsky.social ! In a crowded field, it's my favourite pod episode yet - and I'm talking all podcasts in the universe. Join us here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w... Merry Christmas! CB x
You're going to need more protection than that, shitclown. Impeachment no.3 is coming.
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You're going to need more protection than that, shitclown. Impeachment no.3 is coming.
Read the Budget we should have got. My one! #Budget2025
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Read the Budget we should have got. My one! #Budget2025
I am and have always been a faithful... to galactic podcasting. And joining me on Trash Talk this week is the perfect man to celebrate a BBC triumph in a time of BBC madness. It's Paul Gorton, and we're talking Traitors and a whole lot more. Get it here! pod.fo/e/3541ce
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am and have always been a faithful... to galactic podcasting. And joining me on Trash Talk this week is the perfect man to celebrate a BBC triumph in a time of BBC madness. It's Paul Gorton, and we're talking Traitors and a whole lot more. Get it here! pod.fo/e/3541ce
Kill? No.
Slay? You’d better believe it.
Slay? You’d better believe it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Kill? No.
Slay? You’d better believe it.
Slay? You’d better believe it.
Stool sample claims woods faeces are bear’s.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Stool sample claims woods faeces are bear’s.
Lest we forget.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Lest we forget.
BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.
RIP Lady Annabel Goldsmith, time-traveller.
October 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
RIP Lady Annabel Goldsmith, time-traveller.
Keir Your Enthusiasm.
October 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Keir Your Enthusiasm.
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
October 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
What a night.
Max Fosh in Clash of The Comics.
Niko Omilana in #CelebrityTraitors.
Only one organism has beaten both of them AND pledged to make Claudia Winkleman’s fringe Grade 1 Listed.
Choose love. Choose Binface.
Max Fosh in Clash of The Comics.
Niko Omilana in #CelebrityTraitors.
Only one organism has beaten both of them AND pledged to make Claudia Winkleman’s fringe Grade 1 Listed.
Choose love. Choose Binface.
October 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What a night.
Max Fosh in Clash of The Comics.
Niko Omilana in #CelebrityTraitors.
Only one organism has beaten both of them AND pledged to make Claudia Winkleman’s fringe Grade 1 Listed.
Choose love. Choose Binface.
Max Fosh in Clash of The Comics.
Niko Omilana in #CelebrityTraitors.
Only one organism has beaten both of them AND pledged to make Claudia Winkleman’s fringe Grade 1 Listed.
Choose love. Choose Binface.
A cameraman at the #ToryConference just did an excellently-timed zoom onto Chris Philp. #kemi #badenoch
October 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
A cameraman at the #ToryConference just did an excellently-timed zoom onto Chris Philp. #kemi #badenoch
This is my new all-time favourite vox pop.
October 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
This is my new all-time favourite vox pop.
Woods may already be covered in shit, says bear.
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Woods may already be covered in shit, says bear.
If you enjoy swallowing bovine faeces, you're spoiled for choice right now. Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
September 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If you enjoy swallowing bovine faeces, you're spoiled for choice right now. Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
Lord Hatface, I salute you.
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Lord Hatface, I salute you.
Is Trump on Ozempic? If so, it's done wonders for his ankles. Fair play.
September 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is Trump on Ozempic? If so, it's done wonders for his ankles. Fair play.
I'm starting to think the Daleks had a point.
September 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I'm starting to think the Daleks had a point.