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@countmackula.bsky.social
mostly professional and somewhat scholarly
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Sorry y’all lost your kitty
January 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Sorry y’all lost your kitty
Descended
Born and raised there, but then fall off the trees and roll from the top down to the bottom to be collected and sold
Born and raised there, but then fall off the trees and roll from the top down to the bottom to be collected and sold
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Descended
Born and raised there, but then fall off the trees and roll from the top down to the bottom to be collected and sold
Born and raised there, but then fall off the trees and roll from the top down to the bottom to be collected and sold
*legally changes my name to “all insurance companies”*
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
*legally changes my name to “all insurance companies”*
finish on the tums and Scream with an O-Face
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
finish on the tums and Scream with an O-Face
*stops doing ab training immediately*
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
*stops doing ab training immediately*
Oh it’s ‘Hunk Day’
I always thot people were saying ‘Hump Day’
I been mishearing that for years
I always thot people were saying ‘Hump Day’
I been mishearing that for years
January 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Oh it’s ‘Hunk Day’
I always thot people were saying ‘Hump Day’
I been mishearing that for years
I always thot people were saying ‘Hump Day’
I been mishearing that for years
scrotum if ya got ‘em
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
scrotum if ya got ‘em