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@countmackula.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend
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If you gave me the world
I’d share it with you
I’d share it with you
August 24, 2023 at 3:28 PM
If you gave me the world
I’d share it with you
I’d share it with you
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If society collapses at least I’ve stockpiled fictional boyfriends for emotional support.
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
If society collapses at least I’ve stockpiled fictional boyfriends for emotional support.
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every like i give is now a peace prize, you’re welcome
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
every like i give is now a peace prize, you’re welcome
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u can’t spell alimony without lmao
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
u can’t spell alimony without lmao
Happy spouse, Happy house!
most of the time
most of the time
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Happy spouse, Happy house!
most of the time
most of the time
Sorry y’all lost your kitty
January 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Sorry y’all lost your kitty
Sorry your face is a ‘permanent jumpscare’ for everyone else
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Sorry your face is a ‘permanent jumpscare’ for everyone else
Descended
Born and raised there, but then fall off the trees and roll from the top down to the bottom to be collected and sold
Born and raised there, but then fall off the trees and roll from the top down to the bottom to be collected and sold
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Descended
Born and raised there, but then fall off the trees and roll from the top down to the bottom to be collected and sold
Born and raised there, but then fall off the trees and roll from the top down to the bottom to be collected and sold
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[While driving] 🖕🏻
It's not road rage. I'm acting presidential.
It's not road rage. I'm acting presidential.
January 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
[While driving] 🖕🏻
It's not road rage. I'm acting presidential.
It's not road rage. I'm acting presidential.
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It's not real wood, it's penis veneer
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
It's not real wood, it's penis veneer
*legally changes my name to “all insurance companies”*
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
*legally changes my name to “all insurance companies”*
finish on the tums and Scream with an O-Face
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
finish on the tums and Scream with an O-Face
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Kids nowadays talk back to their parents like they can respawn
January 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Kids nowadays talk back to their parents like they can respawn
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they really should have called it curvesive
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
they really should have called it curvesive
*stops doing ab training immediately*
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
*stops doing ab training immediately*
Oh it’s ‘Hunk Day’
I always thot people were saying ‘Hump Day’
I been mishearing that for years
I always thot people were saying ‘Hump Day’
I been mishearing that for years
January 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Oh it’s ‘Hunk Day’
I always thot people were saying ‘Hump Day’
I been mishearing that for years
I always thot people were saying ‘Hump Day’
I been mishearing that for years
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the courtesy flush remains the bidet’s number two problem.
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
the courtesy flush remains the bidet’s number two problem.
scrotum if ya got ‘em
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
scrotum if ya got ‘em
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what if the scream was actually titled the cream and thats his o-face
January 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
what if the scream was actually titled the cream and thats his o-face
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Tired -> bored -> repeat
January 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Tired -> bored -> repeat
‘Skate or Die’
Both sound halfway decent at this point
Both sound halfway decent at this point
January 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
‘Skate or Die’
Both sound halfway decent at this point
Both sound halfway decent at this point
who still smokin’ beedies
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
who still smokin’ beedies
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I dunno guys if only the Gestapo had better training…
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I dunno guys if only the Gestapo had better training…
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have we even been delivered from evil yet, bro
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
have we even been delivered from evil yet, bro
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I love breadcrumbs!! Nom nom nom maybe one day it’ll add up to a whole slice of bread!!!
January 14, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I love breadcrumbs!! Nom nom nom maybe one day it’ll add up to a whole slice of bread!!!