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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · Aug 24

Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 23h

Mastadon’t go there

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 1d

pass

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Which zelda game is your fav

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 2d

In the right hands it could probably still turn a grimace upside down

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nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 4d

Don't just walk away.
Pour gasoline behind you.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 4d

If humans refused to post on twitter all the bots would just eat each other

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 11d

crying is like flushing your toilet of feelings

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 6d

Those, I can probably survive

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 6d

The old platform shouldn’t have had to ban That Guy and having a lapdog buy it to change the algorithm to regime friendly math would also have been way less effective if

Like people “voting with their wallets” at a grocer, society should have just wielded the Mute button more judiciously

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 6d

Not really about my personal survival

I want to reduce the megaphone spewing garbage, already artificially inflated on failed platforms and keep it quarantined to their sinking Titanics instead of it it seeping over here

People who want to join a real conversation; make them come to the new turf

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 22d

I skeeted your mom last night!

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 7d

it's about time we had bnb services for the other three elements

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7d

…and on the millionth day the Lord sayeth “I can’t anymore with these numbskulls”

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 7d

why do the people in charge want to make life worse for everyone

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nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 8d

I'm a really nice mean person.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 8d

I haven’t received any

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 8d

Pee is holey water.

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Lil Mx. Theyhem (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️😈🐭🐙 @lilmx-theythem.bsky.social · 8d

Hail!

Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 9d

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 8d

In a relationship with my bedroom fan

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 9d

I don’t build walls love I build labyrinths

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 8d

If you get so mad at a player for making a mistake in a baseball game that you threaten them or their family you should probably find some other way to spend your time. Sports are not for you.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 8d

What’s “normal” any more

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˚˖𓍢ִ໋🐬 nesryn !! @tmillerkisser.bsky.social · Jan 23

how weird is it that once a month we just bleed out of our coochies for like a week and then return back to normal

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 10d

remember going to Walmart and the cashier would suck you off right at the register

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10d

Just because I like attention doesn’t mean I know what to do with it when it’s given to me

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