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· Aug 24
Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend
Healthcare plans (now with ads)
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Healthcare plans (now with ads)
If rising costs cause too much inflation on OnlyFans, i expect the Booty Barter System to make a comeback
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If rising costs cause too much inflation on OnlyFans, i expect the Booty Barter System to make a comeback
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life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans...🎶
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans...🎶
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I miss passionate kissing
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I miss passionate kissing
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Not to be petty, but I hope his hockey team is shit this season.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Not to be petty, but I hope his hockey team is shit this season.
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Black Friday is the one day a year I enjoy being in a crowd. It's not about the deals. It's about the rare opportunity to look a stranger in the eye and know, with absolute certainty, that I am a better person than they are.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Black Friday is the one day a year I enjoy being in a crowd. It's not about the deals. It's about the rare opportunity to look a stranger in the eye and know, with absolute certainty, that I am a better person than they are.
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Keep your friends close
and your trolls muted
and your trolls muted
November 28, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Keep your friends close
and your trolls muted
and your trolls muted
I’m not popular, don’t tell your friends about me
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’m not popular, don’t tell your friends about me
mule piss is making a comeback even though it was one of the big reasons the fragrance industry got its start
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
mule piss is making a comeback even though it was one of the big reasons the fragrance industry got its start
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Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
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Morning Bluesky.
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Morning Bluesky.
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Therapist: You must trust your gut..what is your gut telling you to do about you?
Me: I don’t know, I’m not listening to that bitch anymore, have you seen the choices she keeps making?! Yeah fuck that, she’s stupid.
Me: I don’t know, I’m not listening to that bitch anymore, have you seen the choices she keeps making?! Yeah fuck that, she’s stupid.
October 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Therapist: You must trust your gut..what is your gut telling you to do about you?
Me: I don’t know, I’m not listening to that bitch anymore, have you seen the choices she keeps making?! Yeah fuck that, she’s stupid.
Me: I don’t know, I’m not listening to that bitch anymore, have you seen the choices she keeps making?! Yeah fuck that, she’s stupid.
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I mean..do I really really really need this job?
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I mean..do I really really really need this job?
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ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
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Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
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a dating app, but for people who need a body double so they can get their chores done.
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
a dating app, but for people who need a body double so they can get their chores done.
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ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
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We need to bring back the pillow mint ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We need to bring back the pillow mint ❤️
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my dick is so stressed I have to take it on long walks in nature to prevent emotional drain
Dick so big, I push a wheelbarrow just to take the weight off my low back
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
my dick is so stressed I have to take it on long walks in nature to prevent emotional drain
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I think the Air Force is the most badass of the branches of the military because their acronym is USAF.
"United States As Fuck" is pretty hardcore.
"United States As Fuck" is pretty hardcore.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I think the Air Force is the most badass of the branches of the military because their acronym is USAF.
"United States As Fuck" is pretty hardcore.
"United States As Fuck" is pretty hardcore.
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Babe you OK? You haven't moaned about your sexless marriage yet today
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Babe you OK? You haven't moaned about your sexless marriage yet today
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You can't hurt my feelings. I'm a December baby.
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You can't hurt my feelings. I'm a December baby.
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Be the titties you want to see on Tuesday
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Be the titties you want to see on Tuesday
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ignore the flat/sharp singing and occasional dead notes okay i'm not a pro but it's a fun song to play
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
ignore the flat/sharp singing and occasional dead notes okay i'm not a pro but it's a fun song to play
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Go give your pets treats
November 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Go give your pets treats