Evil Alice
@evilalicesg.bsky.social
Tried sitting on the sidelines and became an activist.
Expert at getting into horrible relationships with alcoholics!
Expert at getting into horrible relationships with alcoholics!
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I miss passionate kissing
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maybe I love the overlooked things, the little details, the words, the pauses, and the meaning between it all
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
maybe I love the overlooked things, the little details, the words, the pauses, and the meaning between it all
I don’t want a husband, I want a partner!
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I don’t want a husband, I want a partner!
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I lay down in my selfies because my aged skin falls back and it looks better to me. Like the person I was, that I never appreciated at that time
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I lay down in my selfies because my aged skin falls back and it looks better to me. Like the person I was, that I never appreciated at that time
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They can find me guilty but first they have to find me.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
They can find me guilty but first they have to find me.
I don’t want to go anywhere for the holidays because I don’t want to leave my dogs alone!
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I don’t want to go anywhere for the holidays because I don’t want to leave my dogs alone!
I not only have dead people inside me, now they’re in my mouth too!
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I not only have dead people inside me, now they’re in my mouth too!
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
My dentist said I’m a fast healer, so I’m pretty much a superhuman!
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My dentist said I’m a fast healer, so I’m pretty much a superhuman!
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
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inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
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[introducing my boyfriend at thanksgiving] he's a rescue
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
[introducing my boyfriend at thanksgiving] he's a rescue
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I would like a redo..life.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I would like a redo..life.
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Honestly I'm just constantly exhausted by life.
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Honestly I'm just constantly exhausted by life.
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I want someone that chooses me everyday, even when I'm hard to deal with.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I want someone that chooses me everyday, even when I'm hard to deal with.
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I need to makeout with someone or I may just simply pass away….
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I need to makeout with someone or I may just simply pass away….
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[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
November 2, 2024 at 1:43 AM
[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
MTG, I was just starting to like you! You can’t QUIT me like that!
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
MTG, I was just starting to like you! You can’t QUIT me like that!
Team can’t sleep logging in
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Team can’t sleep logging in
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
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who up astral projecting
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
who up astral projecting
I miss passionate kissing
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I miss passionate kissing
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I don’t like who I turn into when I play Boggle
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I don’t like who I turn into when I play Boggle
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If you’re exposed to radiation the best thing to do is bite people so they gain powers
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you’re exposed to radiation the best thing to do is bite people so they gain powers
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I think I could get my life on track if someone anonymously sent me 200 thousand dollars
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I think I could get my life on track if someone anonymously sent me 200 thousand dollars