Cousin Danny
@cousindanny.bsky.social
Every post is a moral failure.
Toddler: oh no my toy is all wet
Me: how did it get wet?
Toddler: sometimes everything just be wet
Me: how did it get wet?
Toddler: sometimes everything just be wet
January 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Toddler: oh no my toy is all wet
Me: how did it get wet?
Toddler: sometimes everything just be wet
Me: how did it get wet?
Toddler: sometimes everything just be wet
Probably a dozen years ago I was riffing with a group of people about the Pokemon theme song and how it must have been so huge for the singer to put that Michael Jackson energy into the song and everyone booed me for making the comparison and tonight I found out he was literally his backup. #pokemon
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Probably a dozen years ago I was riffing with a group of people about the Pokemon theme song and how it must have been so huge for the singer to put that Michael Jackson energy into the song and everyone booed me for making the comparison and tonight I found out he was literally his backup. #pokemon
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Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
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i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream
very cool!
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream
As a rule I will simply never open an article phrased in this way
If This App Is On Your Windows PC, You Are Now At Risk
If This App Is On Your Windows PC, You Are Now At Risk
You must check your PC now for this app — here's what you do if you find it.
www.forbes.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
As a rule I will simply never open an article phrased in this way
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
At minimum this administration needs to be imprisoned
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
At minimum this administration needs to be imprisoned
A rough year for me watching movies.
Danny’s 2025 Letterboxd Summary
A short summary of Danny’s 2025 activity on Letterboxd.
letterboxd.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
A rough year for me watching movies.
I know there was an old @theonion.com article about a guy "becoming an asshole about jazz this year" but I can't find it anywhere. I think about it all the time.
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I know there was an old @theonion.com article about a guy "becoming an asshole about jazz this year" but I can't find it anywhere. I think about it all the time.
Put me in solitary and I could put up some real numbers
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Put me in solitary and I could put up some real numbers
Just witnessed a pretty cinematic police chase in the heart of screenland! #culvercity
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Just witnessed a pretty cinematic police chase in the heart of screenland! #culvercity
I try to watch this once a year. Way underrated Christmas classic by my favorite director, the late Satoshi Kon, who tragically died from pancreatic cancer at 46 in 2010. RIP, Satoshi-sama. #filmsky
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I try to watch this once a year. Way underrated Christmas classic by my favorite director, the late Satoshi Kon, who tragically died from pancreatic cancer at 46 in 2010. RIP, Satoshi-sama. #filmsky
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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As of today, the only person in this Daily Penn visual that hasn't been fined millions of dollars or convicted of a felony is Luigi Mangione, believe it or not
I mean, the Penn student newspaper isn't wrong, but www.instagram.com/p/DSH1X4EDwP...
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
As of today, the only person in this Daily Penn visual that hasn't been fined millions of dollars or convicted of a felony is Luigi Mangione, believe it or not
Good to know I was right all those years ago to think this was tight as hell
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Good to know I was right all those years ago to think this was tight as hell
Holding fast on not learning what a Nuzzi is 💪
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Holding fast on not learning what a Nuzzi is 💪
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
About 8 inches from spending this Thanksgiving in the ER.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
About 8 inches from spending this Thanksgiving in the ER.