Bluesky’s Golf Guy
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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." ~Thoreau, and everyone who's ever 3-putted. Inside Sports Network golf contributor.
This is a pretty apt encapsulation of me as a person.
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is a pretty apt encapsulation of me as a person.
I need a fun Secret Santa gift for a golf/bourbon loving person in my family. If you have ideas, I’d love to hear them!
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I need a fun Secret Santa gift for a golf/bourbon loving person in my family. If you have ideas, I’d love to hear them!
Every golfer knows this feeling
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Every golfer knows this feeling
That’s two words!!!!!
Oxford University Press has named “rage bait’’ as its word of the year, capturing the internet zeitgeist of 2025.
‘Rage bait’ named Oxford University Press word of year as outrage fuels social media traffic in 2025 - The Boston Globe
The phrase refers to online content that is “deliberately designed to elicit anger or outrage by being frustrating, provocative or offensive” with the aim of driving traffic to a particular social media account.
trib.al
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
That’s two words!!!!!
Just looked ahead in the NFL schedule. There are still bye weeks in Week 14? WHY DO TEAMS HAVE WEEK 14 BYE WEEKS????
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just looked ahead in the NFL schedule. There are still bye weeks in Week 14? WHY DO TEAMS HAVE WEEK 14 BYE WEEKS????
People make fun of fantasy football players but we all knew this guy was washed up 3 years ago and yet he somehow managed to get TWO NFL franchises to give him starting jobs.
AND he’s a terrible locker room guy! He’s not even some great leader!
AND he’s a terrible locker room guy! He’s not even some great leader!
Lol he can't throw the ball more than 7 yards www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Aaron Rodgers calls out unnamed receivers for skipping film sessions, running wrong routes
The Steelers are slumping.
www.nbcsports.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
People make fun of fantasy football players but we all knew this guy was washed up 3 years ago and yet he somehow managed to get TWO NFL franchises to give him starting jobs.
AND he’s a terrible locker room guy! He’s not even some great leader!
AND he’s a terrible locker room guy! He’s not even some great leader!
I found 4 states where you can find individual gas stations with prices under $2 per gallon -- Colorado, Oklahoma, Texas, and Ohio.
According to AAA, the cheapest statewide average is OK at $2.42 followed by CO, MS, and TX.
National average: $3.00.
According to AAA, the cheapest statewide average is OK at $2.42 followed by CO, MS, and TX.
National average: $3.00.
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I found 4 states where you can find individual gas stations with prices under $2 per gallon -- Colorado, Oklahoma, Texas, and Ohio.
According to AAA, the cheapest statewide average is OK at $2.42 followed by CO, MS, and TX.
National average: $3.00.
According to AAA, the cheapest statewide average is OK at $2.42 followed by CO, MS, and TX.
National average: $3.00.
Magic Genie: “I can guarantee at least an 8-4 record for the Eagles after Thanksgiving weekend.”
Me: “Uh, yeah, sure, I’ll take that!”
(Monkey’s paw curls)
Me: “Uh, yeah, sure, I’ll take that!”
(Monkey’s paw curls)
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Magic Genie: “I can guarantee at least an 8-4 record for the Eagles after Thanksgiving weekend.”
Me: “Uh, yeah, sure, I’ll take that!”
(Monkey’s paw curls)
Me: “Uh, yeah, sure, I’ll take that!”
(Monkey’s paw curls)
Well on the bright side the Eagles offensive coordinator is absolutely getting fired after this game.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Well on the bright side the Eagles offensive coordinator is absolutely getting fired after this game.
man there are little things that don’t seem like a big deal but have a major impact, it’s 4th and 5, the Bears are frantically trying to get the ball snapped, and the refs stop play and say the game clock wasn’t reset. They get a full clock, the Bears regroup and convert easily. Absolute garbage.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
man there are little things that don’t seem like a big deal but have a major impact, it’s 4th and 5, the Bears are frantically trying to get the ball snapped, and the refs stop play and say the game clock wasn’t reset. They get a full clock, the Bears regroup and convert easily. Absolute garbage.
Lane tomorrow: “There is no God. I’m going to LSU.”
"No, I haven't. I've got a lot of praying to do to figure that out tomorrow." - Lane Kiffin on whether or not he's decided to stay with Ole Miss or leave for another job.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Lane tomorrow: “There is no God. I’m going to LSU.”
While we’re at it, Canada’s National Anthem absolutely rips.
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
While we’re at it, Canada’s National Anthem absolutely rips.
I was just thinking how I already miss competitive golf on tv and then I saw this and went “nah.”
@PGATOUR tweeted The stage is set!
📺 @The_Skins_Game live at 9am ET on @PrimeVideo https://t.co/Ab8Gis8hB1
📺 @The_Skins_Game live at 9am ET on @PrimeVideo https://t.co/Ab8Gis8hB1
Tweet
@PGATOUR tweeted The stage is set!
📺 @The_Skins_Game live at 9am ET on @PrimeVideo https://t.co/Ab8Gis8hB1
twitter.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I was just thinking how I already miss competitive golf on tv and then I saw this and went “nah.”
Here’s a Thanksgiving story for you. 18 years ago, my now-wife and I went on our second date. It was around Thanksgiving and we were making small talk and I asked what her favorite Thanksgiving food was and she said mincemeat pie and I blurted out “oh I love mincemeat pie.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Here’s a Thanksgiving story for you. 18 years ago, my now-wife and I went on our second date. It was around Thanksgiving and we were making small talk and I asked what her favorite Thanksgiving food was and she said mincemeat pie and I blurted out “oh I love mincemeat pie.”
I bet this thing heats to dangerously unsafe levels. You could use it as hot plate. They won’t let heating pads get this hot anymore because of Woke.
I threw out my back and my mom offered me this heating pad from the Nixon administration
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I bet this thing heats to dangerously unsafe levels. You could use it as hot plate. They won’t let heating pads get this hot anymore because of Woke.
ok but for real the first game used to be at 12:30 and now it’s at 1. What happened here?
My dad has been watching Thanksgiving football since Nixon and he still asks me where the games are being played
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ok but for real the first game used to be at 12:30 and now it’s at 1. What happened here?
Hey enjoy this stupid, awesome sweatshirt I bought on Etsy. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I hope your party has all the deviled eggs.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hey enjoy this stupid, awesome sweatshirt I bought on Etsy. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I hope your party has all the deviled eggs.
Family health and moderate prosperity
A great job (at Dr. Ranney’s former medical school!)
Moving to a new home next week where my girls will grow and thrive
Support from wonderful friends and family
My golf game is getting close…
A great job (at Dr. Ranney’s former medical school!)
Moving to a new home next week where my girls will grow and thrive
Support from wonderful friends and family
My golf game is getting close…
What are you grateful for?
My short list includes:
My health.
The ability to have a job that I love.
My kids, parents, husband being together this holiday.
The fact that I know there are LOTS of people trying to do good in the world.
The fact that the world keeps turning. 🙏
My short list includes:
My health.
The ability to have a job that I love.
My kids, parents, husband being together this holiday.
The fact that I know there are LOTS of people trying to do good in the world.
The fact that the world keeps turning. 🙏
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Family health and moderate prosperity
A great job (at Dr. Ranney’s former medical school!)
Moving to a new home next week where my girls will grow and thrive
Support from wonderful friends and family
My golf game is getting close…
A great job (at Dr. Ranney’s former medical school!)
Moving to a new home next week where my girls will grow and thrive
Support from wonderful friends and family
My golf game is getting close…
Fascinating. The schedule is too long, there’s no doubt about that; it’s hard to get anyone but die-hards to care about the 3M Open and the Fall Swing is basically a dead zone. But 20 is probably too little. Maybe 25 is the sweet spot?
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fascinating. The schedule is too long, there’s no doubt about that; it’s hard to get anyone but die-hards to care about the 3M Open and the Fall Swing is basically a dead zone. But 20 is probably too little. Maybe 25 is the sweet spot?
That feels like too many death threats for an influencer golf tournament.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That feels like too many death threats for an influencer golf tournament.
this is fake, right? I lost faith in humanity an hour ago - this chat took 2 hours.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
this is fake, right? I lost faith in humanity an hour ago - this chat took 2 hours.
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Friend
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Butter
Friend
Carl
Friend
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
“Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin, I came to win, battle me, that’s a sin”
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin, I came to win, battle me, that’s a sin”