Bluesky’s Golf Guy
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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." ~Thoreau, and everyone who's ever 3-putted. Inside Sports Network golf contributor.
and now you’re gonna get a new phone plan and some solar panels!
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
and now you’re gonna get a new phone plan and some solar panels!
If you’re not paying attention, the Pebble Beach Pro-Am leaderboard rules, AND this weekend the wind is gonna get spicy. Must-watch tv this weekend.
Folks, the golf is good once again. So sorry to the haters and losers.
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
If you’re not paying attention, the Pebble Beach Pro-Am leaderboard rules, AND this weekend the wind is gonna get spicy. Must-watch tv this weekend.
“he’ll have the chicken tenders and fries”
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
“he’ll have the chicken tenders and fries”
Reposted by Bluesky’s Golf Guy
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
Give up on Greenland, sir. It's time we acquire Latvia.
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Give up on Greenland, sir. It's time we acquire Latvia.
Many people are asking (note: nobody has asked) if I regret this post given that Jordan Binnington shut out the Czechs, and the answer is no, I never never regretted anything I post. Except that time when I said Scottie was absolutely not winning that tournament and then he won by 6.
Team Canada's stacked roster, with Jordan Binnington in net
February 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Many people are asking (note: nobody has asked) if I regret this post given that Jordan Binnington shut out the Czechs, and the answer is no, I never never regretted anything I post. Except that time when I said Scottie was absolutely not winning that tournament and then he won by 6.
gone are the days of Brodeur, Roy, Belfour, CuJo, Potvin...
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
gone are the days of Brodeur, Roy, Belfour, CuJo, Potvin...
Team Canada's stacked roster, with Jordan Binnington in net
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Team Canada's stacked roster, with Jordan Binnington in net
this is why I get all my sugar from bourbon
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
this is why I get all my sugar from bourbon
has anyone ever figured out the difference between a milkshake, a cabinet, and a frappe?
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
has anyone ever figured out the difference between a milkshake, a cabinet, and a frappe?
My wife used to watch this show and I, uh, didn't mind
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
My wife used to watch this show and I, uh, didn't mind
Hideki is such a good call, he's low owned because nobody wants to go back to him after the playoff loss (and he looked awful with the driver on Sunday but this isn't a driver course). I might play him in my SE.
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Hideki is such a good call, he's low owned because nobody wants to go back to him after the playoff loss (and he looked awful with the driver on Sunday but this isn't a driver course). I might play him in my SE.
I changed my mind. I am gonna play Rose. I'm fading Fleetwood.
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I changed my mind. I am gonna play Rose. I'm fading Fleetwood.
Yeah weekend looks wild. Thursday and Friday look very calm, looks like you may want people who can get out to a fast start and just hold on.
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Yeah weekend looks wild. Thursday and Friday look very calm, looks like you may want people who can get out to a fast start and just hold on.
AT&T Pebble Beach Pro Am:
Winner: Russell Henley
Longshot: Shane Lowry
Fade: Justin Rose (I think...this is scary)
Top 20: Aaron Rai
Gummy Play: Chris Kirk
OAD: Maverick McNealy
Others I like: Ludvig bounceback, Day, Berger, Burns, Spieth; Theegala, Hisatsune, Horschel
Winner: Russell Henley
Longshot: Shane Lowry
Fade: Justin Rose (I think...this is scary)
Top 20: Aaron Rai
Gummy Play: Chris Kirk
OAD: Maverick McNealy
Others I like: Ludvig bounceback, Day, Berger, Burns, Spieth; Theegala, Hisatsune, Horschel
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
AT&T Pebble Beach Pro Am:
Winner: Russell Henley
Longshot: Shane Lowry
Fade: Justin Rose (I think...this is scary)
Top 20: Aaron Rai
Gummy Play: Chris Kirk
OAD: Maverick McNealy
Others I like: Ludvig bounceback, Day, Berger, Burns, Spieth; Theegala, Hisatsune, Horschel
Winner: Russell Henley
Longshot: Shane Lowry
Fade: Justin Rose (I think...this is scary)
Top 20: Aaron Rai
Gummy Play: Chris Kirk
OAD: Maverick McNealy
Others I like: Ludvig bounceback, Day, Berger, Burns, Spieth; Theegala, Hisatsune, Horschel
Oh it definitely was not, almost everyone around here was still picking the Patriots.
February 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Oh it definitely was not, almost everyone around here was still picking the Patriots.
To their credit, there was a relatively well known bettor who's on Boston sports talk radio who gave an interview where he said he thought Maye's injury was worse than being reported and he was hammering the Seahawks -- and this guy's usually a big Boston homer.
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
To their credit, there was a relatively well known bettor who's on Boston sports talk radio who gave an interview where he said he thought Maye's injury was worse than being reported and he was hammering the Seahawks -- and this guy's usually a big Boston homer.
What a waste of time quoting this. I like golf, man. So do other people on this site. Sorry that doesn’t meet your standards for acceptable behavior. Take your negativity elsewhere. This isn’t Twitter.
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
What a waste of time quoting this. I like golf, man. So do other people on this site. Sorry that doesn’t meet your standards for acceptable behavior. Take your negativity elsewhere. This isn’t Twitter.
Listen I have a hard time throwing away iPhone boxes so I get it
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Listen I have a hard time throwing away iPhone boxes so I get it
Whatever you do, do NOT search for "Swedish Chef"
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Whatever you do, do NOT search for "Swedish Chef"
Greens are small (and bumpy west-coast Poa), and the weather often plays a role on the coastal track. It's HEAVY with wedges and short irons -- 33 percent of approaches come from 100-150 yards.
All this is to say, take some shots this week. Find your approach merchants and hope they find a putter.
All this is to say, take some shots this week. Find your approach merchants and hope they find a putter.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Greens are small (and bumpy west-coast Poa), and the weather often plays a role on the coastal track. It's HEAVY with wedges and short irons -- 33 percent of approaches come from 100-150 yards.
All this is to say, take some shots this week. Find your approach merchants and hope they find a putter.
All this is to say, take some shots this week. Find your approach merchants and hope they find a putter.
I haven't built a player pool yet (I try to wait as long as possible for weather, ownership, etc.) but let's talk about Pebble for a second. It's one of the least predictive courses on Tour because of its high variance -- it's a short, less-than-driver course so it's tough to separate off the tee.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I haven't built a player pool yet (I try to wait as long as possible for weather, ownership, etc.) but let's talk about Pebble for a second. It's one of the least predictive courses on Tour because of its high variance -- it's a short, less-than-driver course so it's tough to separate off the tee.
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Fuck it hand the troops Monopoly money atp lmaooo
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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