Bluesky’s Golf Guy
@cparish.bsky.social
"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." ~Thoreau, and everyone who's ever 3-putted. Inside Sports Network golf contributor.
Hey, I donated to this (because golf, and @dennycarter.bsky.social), and you should too!
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Hey, I donated to this (because golf, and @dennycarter.bsky.social), and you should too!
Either Ludacris’ mic is broken or they’ve decided to just cut almost every lyric.
February 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Either Ludacris’ mic is broken or they’ve decided to just cut almost every lyric.
I got some pushback on this, which is fine! I’m not an expert, I get things wrong all the time (I loved Aaron Rai this week and that was dumb.) But Si Woo got off to a hot start and has subsequently crashed despite pristine conditions. I think the 5th straight event caught up to him.
An underrated subplot in the golf world right now -- there are 3 signature events in the next 4 weeks, followed by The Players Championship. That's a massive 5-week stretch for some of these guys.
Keep that in mind for someone like Si Woo Kim, who has played all four events to start the year.
Keep that in mind for someone like Si Woo Kim, who has played all four events to start the year.
February 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I got some pushback on this, which is fine! I’m not an expert, I get things wrong all the time (I loved Aaron Rai this week and that was dumb.) But Si Woo got off to a hot start and has subsequently crashed despite pristine conditions. I think the 5th straight event caught up to him.
The feeling of sadness when you finish a great book…it’s a lonely feeling.
Anyway I finally got a chance to read Project Hail Mary and it’s outstanding.
Anyway I finally got a chance to read Project Hail Mary and it’s outstanding.
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The feeling of sadness when you finish a great book…it’s a lonely feeling.
Anyway I finally got a chance to read Project Hail Mary and it’s outstanding.
Anyway I finally got a chance to read Project Hail Mary and it’s outstanding.
If you’re not paying attention, the Pebble Beach Pro-Am leaderboard rules, AND this weekend the wind is gonna get spicy. Must-watch tv this weekend.
Folks, the golf is good once again. So sorry to the haters and losers.
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
If you’re not paying attention, the Pebble Beach Pro-Am leaderboard rules, AND this weekend the wind is gonna get spicy. Must-watch tv this weekend.
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POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
Give up on Greenland, sir. It's time we acquire Latvia.
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Give up on Greenland, sir. It's time we acquire Latvia.
Many people are asking (note: nobody has asked) if I regret this post given that Jordan Binnington shut out the Czechs, and the answer is no, I never never regretted anything I post. Except that time when I said Scottie was absolutely not winning that tournament and then he won by 6.
Team Canada's stacked roster, with Jordan Binnington in net
February 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Many people are asking (note: nobody has asked) if I regret this post given that Jordan Binnington shut out the Czechs, and the answer is no, I never never regretted anything I post. Except that time when I said Scottie was absolutely not winning that tournament and then he won by 6.
Team Canada's stacked roster, with Jordan Binnington in net
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Team Canada's stacked roster, with Jordan Binnington in net
AT&T Pebble Beach Pro Am:
Winner: Russell Henley
Longshot: Shane Lowry
Fade: Justin Rose (I think...this is scary)
Top 20: Aaron Rai
Gummy Play: Chris Kirk
OAD: Maverick McNealy
Others I like: Ludvig bounceback, Day, Berger, Burns, Spieth; Theegala, Hisatsune, Horschel
Winner: Russell Henley
Longshot: Shane Lowry
Fade: Justin Rose (I think...this is scary)
Top 20: Aaron Rai
Gummy Play: Chris Kirk
OAD: Maverick McNealy
Others I like: Ludvig bounceback, Day, Berger, Burns, Spieth; Theegala, Hisatsune, Horschel
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
AT&T Pebble Beach Pro Am:
Winner: Russell Henley
Longshot: Shane Lowry
Fade: Justin Rose (I think...this is scary)
Top 20: Aaron Rai
Gummy Play: Chris Kirk
OAD: Maverick McNealy
Others I like: Ludvig bounceback, Day, Berger, Burns, Spieth; Theegala, Hisatsune, Horschel
Winner: Russell Henley
Longshot: Shane Lowry
Fade: Justin Rose (I think...this is scary)
Top 20: Aaron Rai
Gummy Play: Chris Kirk
OAD: Maverick McNealy
Others I like: Ludvig bounceback, Day, Berger, Burns, Spieth; Theegala, Hisatsune, Horschel
Listen I have a hard time throwing away iPhone boxes so I get it
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Listen I have a hard time throwing away iPhone boxes so I get it
I haven't built a player pool yet (I try to wait as long as possible for weather, ownership, etc.) but let's talk about Pebble for a second. It's one of the least predictive courses on Tour because of its high variance -- it's a short, less-than-driver course so it's tough to separate off the tee.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I haven't built a player pool yet (I try to wait as long as possible for weather, ownership, etc.) but let's talk about Pebble for a second. It's one of the least predictive courses on Tour because of its high variance -- it's a short, less-than-driver course so it's tough to separate off the tee.
What’s the value equivalent to a Shrute Buck? @kentremendous.bsky.social
Fuck it hand the troops Monopoly money atp lmaooo
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
What’s the value equivalent to a Shrute Buck? @kentremendous.bsky.social
If you're a DraftKings player, they're doing something crazy this week -- they have a "No Scheffler" tournament option. Players are re-priced without Scottie Scheffler in the field. (Oddly, Rory is actually $100 cheaper at $11,400; he's $11,500 with Scheffler.) Never seen this before.
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
If you're a DraftKings player, they're doing something crazy this week -- they have a "No Scheffler" tournament option. Players are re-priced without Scottie Scheffler in the field. (Oddly, Rory is actually $100 cheaper at $11,400; he's $11,500 with Scheffler.) Never seen this before.
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You spend a lot of time alone in the woods with just your skis and your gun. Lots to think about out there.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
You spend a lot of time alone in the woods with just your skis and your gun. Lots to think about out there.
Good stuff by Ben here; he was also on Inside Sports Network's Tap-In Birdie this morning with Brian Kirschner. Interview here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySly...
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Good stuff by Ben here; he was also on Inside Sports Network's Tap-In Birdie this morning with Brian Kirschner. Interview here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySly...
An underrated subplot in the golf world right now -- there are 3 signature events in the next 4 weeks, followed by The Players Championship. That's a massive 5-week stretch for some of these guys.
Keep that in mind for someone like Si Woo Kim, who has played all four events to start the year.
Keep that in mind for someone like Si Woo Kim, who has played all four events to start the year.
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
An underrated subplot in the golf world right now -- there are 3 signature events in the next 4 weeks, followed by The Players Championship. That's a massive 5-week stretch for some of these guys.
Keep that in mind for someone like Si Woo Kim, who has played all four events to start the year.
Keep that in mind for someone like Si Woo Kim, who has played all four events to start the year.
I follow like 40 golf accounts and none of you felt compelled to wax poetic about the first hole in one in TGL history???
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I follow like 40 golf accounts and none of you felt compelled to wax poetic about the first hole in one in TGL history???
I cannot wait to be an insufferable Sonics fan again!
Seattle, Las Vegas 'favored' when expected NBA expansion vote occurs, per report
Could the NBA be expanding to 32 teams in the near future?
www.cbssports.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I cannot wait to be an insufferable Sonics fan again!
Got burned by one of those phishing emails your employer sends out to remind you that you're shitty at using computers. My mind was in a dozen other places and the email looked pretty legit. I knew it the second I clicked on it. What shame I've brought to my Always Online bretheren.
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Got burned by one of those phishing emails your employer sends out to remind you that you're shitty at using computers. My mind was in a dozen other places and the email looked pretty legit. I knew it the second I clicked on it. What shame I've brought to my Always Online bretheren.
Like I said, you’re welcome.
Just bet “no TD” at 7/1 odds so you’re welcome for getting the scoring going in this game
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Like I said, you’re welcome.
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Just bet “no TD” at 7/1 odds so you’re welcome for getting the scoring going in this game
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Just bet “no TD” at 7/1 odds so you’re welcome for getting the scoring going in this game
Imagine being racist and hating this? I could never. It’s fun!
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Imagine being racist and hating this? I could never. It’s fun!
Oh my god I need a punter to win MVP so badly
Dickson is at worst a top-three option for MVP right now. Media in the press box have gotten very Punter Woke the past few years, too. I'm watching this space closely
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Oh my god I need a punter to win MVP so badly