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Mike G
@mikeginmd.bsky.social
Developer by day. Golf betting and DFS the rest of the time.

Idealist. Jealous of people who write good.

Bots: https://bsky.app/profile/mikeginmd.bsky.social/post/3kkrvfnslkw2a
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Serious question: What are they actually building with this? Where's the explosion of products wrought entirely by wireheaded agent-swarm addicts on the west coast?
February 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Shane Lowry - with the right amount of drive and focus - can finish in the top 20 this week (incl. ties)
February 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I assume all the random yelling on my timeline is about yet another scintillating PGA Tour Sunday!
February 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Akshay and I are playing the final round under protest.
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Akshay taking no prisoners today
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Never really thought about it but I’d probably go with chalky Sweden
i think everybody has a favorite scandinavian nation and mine is probably denmark. would love to visit copenhagen. norway is a close second and sweden is a comfortable third even tho they seem cool enough most of the time
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
Maria Gasslitter, model of consistency
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I better see some snowcrete avalanches today
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
He gave the guy a 2-second head start. No jury can convict.
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Folks, the golf is good once again. So sorry to the haters and losers.
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Whiskey Friday and Friday beers can co-exist
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Graduate student with advisor after defending his dissertation.
the chargers are going to be so funny man
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I am heavily conflicted
That’s right Mike
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I need someone to miss the pad in these luge relays
February 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
That would be Social Securitynumber from Mother’s Maiden Name High. 👮‍♂️
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Rory McIlroy can and should beat everyone, but I’m still fine if he doesn’t beat Scottie.
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Shane Lowry - with the right amount of drive and focus - can finish in the top 20 this week (incl. ties)
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I have never wanted, I do not want and I will never want “salad cream.”
One of English culture's great achievements is its ability to invent names for its food that sound both disgusting and perverted
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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If it's so fucking useful then go do that useful thing with it! Make something that doesn't look like lazy shit! File a bunch of legal briefs that don't make a judge want to vaporize you where you stand! Fuck off!
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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About that Matt Shumer post that has nearly 50 million views

https://www.newsbeep.com/nz/279574/

Something Big is Happening, or so a lot of people want to believe All morning people have been…
About that Matt Shumer post that has nearly 50 million views - New Zealand News Beep
Something Big is Happening, or so a lot of people want to believe
www.newsbeep.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Chef reacts to seeing a dog eat its own shit on a sidewalk:

“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM