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Mike G
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Developer by day. Golf betting and DFS the rest of the time.

Idealist. Jealous of people who write good.

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Getting checked into the boards looks like it would be more fun than anything. Overrated move
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Let these losers retire. Find someone else
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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hat trick
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Country was always going to pave the way. Jokes about formulaic country songs date back 10-20 years
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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*10 seconds of heavy silence into the phone receiver*

Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"

*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*

Me: "I gotta go"
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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This seems like the most straightforward and also basically accurate message.
instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Watching the football I wasn’t awake for last night….
It’s a travesty to help Keenan break the record on a jet sweep. Have some respect for him and your organization
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
When am I legally allowed to wear a winter jacket without the risk of being laughed back to Texas? Because it was 40° and windy today and I wished I’d worn more than a sweater and sweatpants
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There was an old ESPN ad where a sports fan drops a Kafka reference. I don’t remember if it was for SportsCenter, baseball or hockey, but it was funny and now topical.

However it seems to be lost to time.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
RIP incandescent king
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.

Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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America is in the midst of a Republican-made health care crisis—a crisis so severe, so urgent, and so devastating for American families that I cannot support a continuing resolution that fails to address it.

I am voting NO.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Not a catch
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Who you mad at Aaron?
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It took ten months but I found where they hide Valentina and tapatio. It’s in the Mexican section, while Cholula is simply with the hot sauces
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A healthy amount of booing here. A-
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
And you scolds want to throw this away because of a ball in the top of the third inning in June? Be serious.
Texans cover on a touchdown when Lawrence loses the ball on the final play. Great moments in gambling history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Texans miracle cover
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM