Mike G
@mikeginmd.bsky.social
Developer by day. Golf betting and DFS the rest of the time.
Idealist. Jealous of people who write good.
Bots: https://bsky.app/profile/mikeginmd.bsky.social/post/3kkrvfnslkw2a
Idealist. Jealous of people who write good.
Bots: https://bsky.app/profile/mikeginmd.bsky.social/post/3kkrvfnslkw2a
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February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Akshay taking no prisoners today
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Akshay taking no prisoners today
Never really thought about it but I’d probably go with chalky Sweden
i think everybody has a favorite scandinavian nation and mine is probably denmark. would love to visit copenhagen. norway is a close second and sweden is a comfortable third even tho they seem cool enough most of the time
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Never really thought about it but I’d probably go with chalky Sweden
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That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
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I better see some snowcrete avalanches today
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I better see some snowcrete avalanches today
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He gave the guy a 2-second head start. No jury can convict.
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
He gave the guy a 2-second head start. No jury can convict.
Folks, the golf is good once again. So sorry to the haters and losers.
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Folks, the golf is good once again. So sorry to the haters and losers.
Whiskey Friday and Friday beers can co-exist
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Whiskey Friday and Friday beers can co-exist
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Graduate student with advisor after defending his dissertation.
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Graduate student with advisor after defending his dissertation.
I am heavily conflicted
That’s right Mike
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I am heavily conflicted
I need someone to miss the pad in these luge relays
February 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I need someone to miss the pad in these luge relays
That would be Social Securitynumber from Mother’s Maiden Name High. 👮♂️
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
That would be Social Securitynumber from Mother’s Maiden Name High. 👮♂️
Rory McIlroy can and should beat everyone, but I’m still fine if he doesn’t beat Scottie.
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Rory McIlroy can and should beat everyone, but I’m still fine if he doesn’t beat Scottie.
Shane Lowry - with the right amount of drive and focus - can finish in the top 20 this week (incl. ties)
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Shane Lowry - with the right amount of drive and focus - can finish in the top 20 this week (incl. ties)
I have never wanted, I do not want and I will never want “salad cream.”
One of English culture's great achievements is its ability to invent names for its food that sound both disgusting and perverted
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I have never wanted, I do not want and I will never want “salad cream.”
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If it's so fucking useful then go do that useful thing with it! Make something that doesn't look like lazy shit! File a bunch of legal briefs that don't make a judge want to vaporize you where you stand! Fuck off!
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If it's so fucking useful then go do that useful thing with it! Make something that doesn't look like lazy shit! File a bunch of legal briefs that don't make a judge want to vaporize you where you stand! Fuck off!
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About that Matt Shumer post that has nearly 50 million views
https://www.newsbeep.com/nz/279574/
Something Big is Happening, or so a lot of people want to believe All morning people have been…
https://www.newsbeep.com/nz/279574/
Something Big is Happening, or so a lot of people want to believe All morning people have been…
About that Matt Shumer post that has nearly 50 million views - New Zealand News Beep
Something Big is Happening, or so a lot of people want to believe
www.newsbeep.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
About that Matt Shumer post that has nearly 50 million views
https://www.newsbeep.com/nz/279574/
Something Big is Happening, or so a lot of people want to believe All morning people have been…
https://www.newsbeep.com/nz/279574/
Something Big is Happening, or so a lot of people want to believe All morning people have been…
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Chef reacts to seeing a dog eat its own shit on a sidewalk:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Chef reacts to seeing a dog eat its own shit on a sidewalk:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
We sharp Seattle backers had no issue with this, but I get it
I bet Super Bowl bettors would’ve liked to know the Patriots quarterback was playing through a severe shoulder injury and their left guard was gutting it out with a torn knee ligament!
He was injured, which they tried to hide. At least hide the severity.
I think that’s why we saw very few deep balls, and one was way off, picked off.
I think that’s why we saw very few deep balls, and one was way off, picked off.
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
We sharp Seattle backers had no issue with this, but I get it
I changed my number and the fucker still found me
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I changed my number and the fucker still found me
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both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
“Can you give me an example deal number?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Kind of impossible but a thing I say thousands of times every year
“Hey, you up for a photo real quick?”
Kind of impossible but a thing I say thousands of times every year
“Hey, you up for a photo real quick?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
“Can you give me an example deal number?”