Give a man a fish. He feeds for a day.

Teach a man to fish. He feeds for a lifetime.

Teach a billionaire to fish. He buys all the lakes and rivers and then charges you to fish them.

I bet I could write a 10 novel book series on all the things I started to say but didn't finish because nobody was listening or I got interrupted, and nobody ever said "oh I'm sorry, what were you saying?" If I went mute, nobody in my life would notice.

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Elon Musk just called the COVID-19 pandemic that killed at least 1.4 million Americans a “scamdemic.”

My dad died during the pandemic; we weren't able to visit him in the hospital because of it. Every aspect of that horrible tragedy was real. And exacerbated by Musk’s co-POTUS.

I’m seeing red. 😡

Sounds about right.