I liked girls and booze, Nazi’s not so much. I guess that’s the weirdo metal kid in me

Look into the author and find he’s a UKIP’r and former reality TV knobend and colour me surprised

“I didn’t think it would happen to me” is the cry of 2024 MAGA voters. I’d like to be kind but fuck em

KNOBLESS GINGERBREADS?

I have never considered that phrase and now that you’ve placed it in that context, I feel sick

I honestly thought the opening was a bit, but then I remembered that she has no sense of humour and certainly can’t self deprecate, it was so cringe worthy

The fuck is wrong with these people?

Find something else to fiddle with? 👀

-denouncing my mother in the ice cream isle of the supermarket after she's patiently explained we need vegetables-

"A large family majority wants dinner, and yet that desire has not translated into Ben and Jerry's, in large measure because of mother's subversion of family procurement processes."

Really wanted to leave a long rambling voice mail here for the bit, but alas, could not. Imagine the implied hilarity instead if you would.

If remigration is reasonable, maybe Elon can fuck off back to South Africa, or is that not how this bollocks works?

That expects a lot a self awareness and a sense of humour

“Russia were our allies”, only after the Nazi’s broke the alliance they had, Europe were the ones that stood with America after that and during the Cold War. America is no longer a trustworthy partner, I hate it, but they are just a mafia at this point.

The rich and greedy hate unions of every flavour, be it Nation or Labour. They want independent sovereign nations because they are easier to pick off one by one. For reference, see how American settlers handled and betrayed the native tribes one by one to steal their land and sovereignty

This prick needs a chin check

Given the shit Reeves has had over a chess competition 40 odd years ago, this seems extremely overdue

I say this as a 44 year old born and raised Londoner (white British as far as it matters) who still lives in London and I love this city and it’s diversity and think these people forever slagging off London and Britain are the opposite of patriots and frankly can fuck off.

The suggestion that it’s become unaffordable to live in London due to the growth of non-white non-British born populations is also pretty disgusting. I’m sure he’s equally furious about how much London property was bought by the White Russian oligarch class during that period right?