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I'm giving away a copy of this year's Monster Month, just Like/Follow/Repost and you're in with a chance of winning.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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-denouncing my mother in the ice cream isle of the supermarket after she's patiently explained we need vegetables-

"A large family majority wants dinner, and yet that desire has not translated into Ben and Jerry's, in large measure because of mother's subversion of family procurement processes."
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Here is Pete Hegseth, on several occasions in 2016, lauding the military "ethos" that means they will refuse to follow unlawful orders - which he reckons is treason, now that they are his orders - because "there have to be consequences for abject war crimes".

Deserves to go viral.
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Intensely funny because it seems like the vast majority of people at that event were convinced it was fully autonomous and Musk has repeatedly recently claimed they're not tele-operated

www.reddit.com/r/robotics/c...
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Genuinely what are people like Ed West doing with their lives? Go to Wigmore Hall, go to the movies, go to Koko, go to the Vortex Jazz Club, go see an orchestra, go see the Last Dinner Party...it ought to cure you out of having this weird, unnatural reaction to your fellow citizens.
No surprise that Ed West thinks you have to be white for London to be "your city", but still shocking that the *London* Standard prints this stuff.

[NB 1/2 of Londoners born in 2000 were not "white British"]

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December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
#Caturday no comfort for you no-tail
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@sturdyalex.bsky.social if you want to both scream at the sky and eye roll yourself into a state of brain damage, give the new Liz Truss pod a listen. It exists and the first guest is Matt Goodwin so it’s a real shit sandwich
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
@sturdyalex.bsky.social was making veggie moussaka while listening to an older episode of Quiet Riot and heard you telling Naomi about a Greek green bean dish, not sure if it’s this but I decided to make Fasolakia Lathera for the first time as I had all the ingredients, it’s amazingly good
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Repost with your OC & let people comment what song they think of when they see the them
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Imagine being the richest man in the world, but you’re also Elon Musk
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Don’t know what to get racist aunt Trisha for Christmas this year? How about the Derringer special presidential edition Trump 47” firearm, to really own the libs?
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What the fuck has happened to this country? Is power over principal all that matters to Labour now? What are you doing with it? When all of the worst and most extreme right wing voices are singing your praises, you fucked it. You really have fucked it, good luck with the racists, enjoy obscurity.
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Listening to Billy Joel’s “always a woman”, and it’s a beautiful song melodically, but those lyrics are really something. Different times etc… but fuck me.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Art post for your Friday

#art #artsky #zines
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
As a contractor I understood for nearly 2 decades to get everything in writing/email to back up your claims and avoid confusion. Turns out criminals and pedophiles didn’t realise this was a bad approach for doing crimes I guess?
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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How long before Badenoch or Farage chime in with” this is just an example of the BBC bowing down to Woke cancel culture”?
Tim Davie to resign from BBC — The Telegraph
Director-general fell under increasing pressure after Telegraph revealed broadcaster misled viewers
apple.news
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Dominic Cummings was always an absolute arsehole.

The Conservative right loves to talk up imagined genius among their ranks when in truth there's nothing there but attitude, flex, and pose. Mogg, Johnson, Gove, Cummings. All tiresome little nobodies trotting out rehashed nonsense. Often nasty.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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"Democrats are about to win an election. Here's why that's bad for Democrats."

Fuuuuuuck offffff.
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM