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Captain Kryptonite
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The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of Evil is that Good Men Do Nothing. Resistance is not futile. PS & XBOX gamer. Dog whisperer. GO 'PIES - GO NINERS.
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October 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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omg!

"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...

"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I don’t think the FBI allows people with bone spurs.
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Changing the name of the Department of Defense will cost billions.We could build units for all unhoused veterans. Or give service members a pay raise so 35K active duty members wouldn’t have to rely on food stamps. Or… or… or…
September 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Like you I've seen all the pics people post here abt the steady increase of tacky gold crap he keeps adding to the oval office. But somehow it wasn't until I saw this picture that it just hit me. What the actual fuck. Like a Vegas whorehouse.
August 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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In Trump's addled brain drug companies are now paying you to take their product. That's what a 1,500% cut in prices means. Anything above 100% is them paying you.
Trump claims he’s cut drug prices by “1,500 percent”
August 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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If Obama, Comey, Brennan and Biden wrote the Epstein file to destroy Trump, as he claims... why didn't they release it and destroy Trump? Not exactly airtight logic.
July 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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“Your guy is late.”
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."
July 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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July 8, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Are we great yet?
July 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Idol is shocked to discover today is his 11th birthday which, in human years, makes him older than me.
June 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I made a starter pack!
go.bsky.app/K71wfyW
May 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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@yodamonkey2.bsky.social has this good Starter Pack.
June 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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When someone puts you in their Starter Pack/Lists, it is a great honor and it implies a Humble TRUST that you will embrace these friends and do no harm. Thanks for including me in yours!
💙🌈🦋

Thank You! @whatifisaidit.bsky.social
You are a true 🦋 friend, and resist leader!

go.bsky.app/SVeTRyo
June 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I made a starter pack
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC
June 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I was at a Christmas party in a Melbourne hotel and the band was shoehorned into a small space behind my chair. They took a break and when they returned a new keyboard player was seated beside me.
June 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Melon: time to drop the really big bomb - was Starlink used to manipulate the 2024 election?
June 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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🤣🤣
June 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Interesting.
June 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Pick which of my furry friends loves having her picture taken and which one has had enough of having the iPhone pointed at him.
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM