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I’m against it with you!
Could Jet Li be the “Joe Rogan of the left,” we’ve been waiting for?

More at 11:00.
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 AM
“Guys we fucked up so hard. It was way to early and not even the right kind of model, we didn’t know what we were doing we just had to get our money out of metaverse shit guys, please it’s gonna be so cool we were just a little early guys, please just use it and we promise it won’t suck eventually.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I can’t imagine any human being so lacking in greed, or altruism, that they’d turn down such a sum. You can do, kill, help, or own virtually anything in the world with that kind of money.

That level of homophobia is truly astounding.
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The moment there is any personal gain to be had here, I’m out.
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
🤝
Crabs seeing reason.
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I love that the page has already been updated to reference this article.
January 19, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I thought it was Christian Cinema and everyone was just complaining about Mel brooks’ recent movies.
January 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
“To some extent, there’s evidence they feel short changed,” is such a nothing sentence.

Instead of printing facts about things that are happening, they’re printing non-committal opinions about what a theoretical group of people might be feeling.
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
This guy reddits.
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Even simply, “Don’t let ICE kill again.” if “abolish” is too radical sounding. Anything to get the average disengaged person to realize they need to start paying attention for their own personal safety.

Save that word for people who actually bother to ask how. By then they’ll have seen the videos.
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM