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Crabwith A. Cigarette
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and cope!
Get ready for the newest alpha bro superfood craze.
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December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My great uncle was a trucker and swore by this method.
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This is the problem with homes built during the 90s boom.
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Well it’s almost that time folks. Time to put up your Space Stocking and wrap your presents in hopeful dreaming of the arrival of the Xeno Santa and his cosmic sleigh, and what better place to do that than in Space Hotel, the hotel in the cold vastness of space that will open in 12 short months!
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Not to sound Petty, but it is the hardest part.
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You can imbue it with whatever you want. Here’s the recipe:

Step 1: Water down some honey.
Step 2: Wait.
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’ve got mead from a recipe from the 5000s BCE if you’re interested.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
🤣hon hon hon!
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Using their mind control hat to commandeer our physical bodies and pilot us around against our will
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is a common misconception, but the term “pedant” was likely derived from the Greek root for "insufferable little shit", possibly through the word pedagogue or pedagogare.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Be sure to tune in next week for another thrilling episode!
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Wicked is actually a stealth prequel to Shrek. The green lady is Shrek’s mom.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Is that a sock?
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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This sold for 425 ETH.

$1.59M

November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Counterpoint: illegally smöl.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I would’ve gone with cowboy boots.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM