Crabwith A. Cigarette
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I’m against it with you!
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You guys I’m working on something so very cool for @arkadykoshka.bsky.social you don’t even know #blacksmith
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
You guys I’m working on something so very cool for @arkadykoshka.bsky.social you don’t even know #blacksmith
I think the hardest sell of the whole Christianity schtick is that an omnipotent, omniscient god would not only allow [gestures broadly] but command it? C’moooon!
Should’ve gone with, “God’s dead but he set up this set of rules for getting into heaven way before he knew how things would shake out.”
Should’ve gone with, “God’s dead but he set up this set of rules for getting into heaven way before he knew how things would shake out.”
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I think the hardest sell of the whole Christianity schtick is that an omnipotent, omniscient god would not only allow [gestures broadly] but command it? C’moooon!
Should’ve gone with, “God’s dead but he set up this set of rules for getting into heaven way before he knew how things would shake out.”
Should’ve gone with, “God’s dead but he set up this set of rules for getting into heaven way before he knew how things would shake out.”
Wow, the new iOS UX design sure does suck ass.
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Wow, the new iOS UX design sure does suck ass.
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pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
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hearing from sources that Amelia Bedelia has been arrested in connection with the water-pouring assault. "but it was ICE headquarters," she said
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
hearing from sources that Amelia Bedelia has been arrested in connection with the water-pouring assault. "but it was ICE headquarters," she said
I hate having emotions about reality.
I’d much rather have them about Sanctuary Moon.
I’d much rather have them about Sanctuary Moon.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I hate having emotions about reality.
I’d much rather have them about Sanctuary Moon.
I’d much rather have them about Sanctuary Moon.
Yesterday, at high tea, my 18 month old child turned to me and said, “Demonization of out-groups has been page one of the authoritarian playbook since the beginning of recorded history.”
From the mouths of babes…
From the mouths of babes…
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Yesterday, at high tea, my 18 month old child turned to me and said, “Demonization of out-groups has been page one of the authoritarian playbook since the beginning of recorded history.”
From the mouths of babes…
From the mouths of babes…
That little point from the guy in the blue shirt leads me to believe that the one yelling is getting fired. The tone of the yelling guy’s voice leads me to believe he’s fine with that.
Then again, I’m pretty sure all Ford plants are union so perhaps only one of these things is true.
Then again, I’m pretty sure all Ford plants are union so perhaps only one of these things is true.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That little point from the guy in the blue shirt leads me to believe that the one yelling is getting fired. The tone of the yelling guy’s voice leads me to believe he’s fine with that.
Then again, I’m pretty sure all Ford plants are union so perhaps only one of these things is true.
Then again, I’m pretty sure all Ford plants are union so perhaps only one of these things is true.
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They've lost the bozo king
“.. Are we really gonna be the Gestapo, 'Where's your papers?' Is that what we've come to?"
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
They've lost the bozo king
Do the kids on campus know about Phil Ochs? I feel like some of them would be into it, no reason in particular.
youtu.be/OuX1Y1hn6c4
youtu.be/OuX1Y1hn6c4
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Do the kids on campus know about Phil Ochs? I feel like some of them would be into it, no reason in particular.
youtu.be/OuX1Y1hn6c4
youtu.be/OuX1Y1hn6c4
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Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.
Big clash this afternoon between DHS agents and protesters in a residential street in Minneapolis, following a DHS agent hitting another vehicle. Tear gas was deployed in people’s yards and agents pepper prayed people.
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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Hey we heard you have executive dysfunction so we created a giant bureaucratic maze and we're gonna put your executive dysfunction meds at the end of it. maybe.
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Hey we heard you have executive dysfunction so we created a giant bureaucratic maze and we're gonna put your executive dysfunction meds at the end of it. maybe.
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
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Michiya Kato shows how they animated the rippling hallway in Paprika (2006), dir. Satoshi Kon, Madhouse
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Michiya Kato shows how they animated the rippling hallway in Paprika (2006), dir. Satoshi Kon, Madhouse
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Why do we even have a 2nd amendment if the 2nd amendment guys aren’t gonna go all 2nd amendment on tyranny when tyrants tyranize?
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Why do we even have a 2nd amendment if the 2nd amendment guys aren’t gonna go all 2nd amendment on tyranny when tyrants tyranize?
Mozart would have been an insufferable troll with an occasional scathing banger.
Do you have a historical figure you most wish got to be a poster? I feel like you must have a better answer than mine, which is Churchill. The guy started autobiography when he was 19 I think. And just never stopped. True poster.
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Mozart would have been an insufferable troll with an occasional scathing banger.
IPAs are fine, you just burnt out on them because every fly-by-night brewery started by some finance bro having a midlife crisis launches with an over-hopped mess designed to cover the fact that the founder can’t manage fermentation and refuses to hire someone who can.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
IPAs are fine, you just burnt out on them because every fly-by-night brewery started by some finance bro having a midlife crisis launches with an over-hopped mess designed to cover the fact that the founder can’t manage fermentation and refuses to hire someone who can.
Guess what game we’re discussing. You get 0 guesses.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Guess what game we’re discussing. You get 0 guesses.
My grandma, a mostly Italian American woman, is super into pre-revolution Chinese culture, stemming from her background in shaolin kung fu. She started in her 50s and eventually attained a black sash, I don’t have time to get into it.
I made her some Damascus chopsticks for Christmas…
1/2
I made her some Damascus chopsticks for Christmas…
1/2
January 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
My grandma, a mostly Italian American woman, is super into pre-revolution Chinese culture, stemming from her background in shaolin kung fu. She started in her 50s and eventually attained a black sash, I don’t have time to get into it.
I made her some Damascus chopsticks for Christmas…
1/2
I made her some Damascus chopsticks for Christmas…
1/2
Same. We’re begging you.
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Same. We’re begging you.
Seems weird that I’ve never seen a documentary or video essay about the origin of standup comedy. Until I think about it for another 28 seconds and realize it’s literally just handing a microphone to the funny guy at the bar because the band didn’t show up.
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Seems weird that I’ve never seen a documentary or video essay about the origin of standup comedy. Until I think about it for another 28 seconds and realize it’s literally just handing a microphone to the funny guy at the bar because the band didn’t show up.