Crabwith A. Cigarette
@crab.institute
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and cope!
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Crabwith A. Cigarette
@crab.institute
· Sep 12
Finished with mahogany handle and reclaimed brass ferrule
Fuck yeah! Justice has been served, that problem is solved forever. Thank you, American justice system 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Fuck yeah! Justice has been served, that problem is solved forever. Thank you, American justice system 🫡
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Well it’s almost that time folks. Time to put up your Space Stocking and wrap your presents in hopeful dreaming of the arrival of the Xeno Santa and his cosmic sleigh, and what better place to do that than in Space Hotel, the hotel in the cold vastness of space that will open in 12 short months!
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Well it’s almost that time folks. Time to put up your Space Stocking and wrap your presents in hopeful dreaming of the arrival of the Xeno Santa and his cosmic sleigh, and what better place to do that than in Space Hotel, the hotel in the cold vastness of space that will open in 12 short months!
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This guy on Reddit fuckin nailed it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This guy on Reddit fuckin nailed it.
I’ve never heard anyone north of the 40th parallel advocate for cold showers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’ve never heard anyone north of the 40th parallel advocate for cold showers.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Shit, dude, I gotta up my game.
got my knives sharpened and check out the logo of the spot I went to lol
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Shit, dude, I gotta up my game.
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This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
Yo, where did they find swarthy Ian Malcom?
Ahead of the 15-year anniversary of the Pulitzer-Prize-winning book “The Emperor of all Maladies,” we catch up with its author, oncologist Siddhartha Mukherjee.
‘A Multi-Headed Beast’: Telling The Story Of Cancer
Science writer and oncologist Siddhartha Mukherjee discusses what we get wrong about cancer, and why he leans into nuance as an author.
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Yo, where did they find swarthy Ian Malcom?
Looked up “absolute zero” in the dictionary and found your picture.🧪
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Looked up “absolute zero” in the dictionary and found your picture.🧪
Saw a Reddit post asking why a dead tree they cut open was full of dirt.
My guy, that’s where dirt comes from. It’s just tiny rocks and dead stuff.
My guy, that’s where dirt comes from. It’s just tiny rocks and dead stuff.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Saw a Reddit post asking why a dead tree they cut open was full of dirt.
My guy, that’s where dirt comes from. It’s just tiny rocks and dead stuff.
My guy, that’s where dirt comes from. It’s just tiny rocks and dead stuff.
Someone do a biopic about the blacksmiths who were paid by the state to make shit for the local First Nations.
Let me audition.
Let me audition.
Nov. 23, 1775: Congress resolves to cement friendly relations with the Six Nations of New York by treating them with "the accustomed hospitality when they come to Albany or Schenectady" and to pay for two blacksmiths to offer their services to them.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Someone do a biopic about the blacksmiths who were paid by the state to make shit for the local First Nations.
Let me audition.
Let me audition.
“…at least THREE Kims…”
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“…at least THREE Kims…”
*trying to seem like I’m tapped in*
Is Lizzi done blowing socialism?!🤣
Is Lizzi done blowing socialism?!🤣
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
*trying to seem like I’m tapped in*
Is Lizzi done blowing socialism?!🤣
Is Lizzi done blowing socialism?!🤣
Weird to remember there was a time where I had played dozens of hours of Super Mario Brothers and never seen what Bowser looks like.
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Weird to remember there was a time where I had played dozens of hours of Super Mario Brothers and never seen what Bowser looks like.
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The correct formula for the number of slices to divide a pie into is D-2 where D=diameter in inches. End of discussion.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The correct formula for the number of slices to divide a pie into is D-2 where D=diameter in inches. End of discussion.
Yo, they’re finally making smaller cats!
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yo, they’re finally making smaller cats!
I kinda like grinding brass
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I kinda like grinding brass
I feel like if I keep forgetting to take my PPE off when I carry my latest blacksmithing project into the house to show @arkadykoshka.bsky.social, eventually one of the neighborhood youths will snap a blurry picture and I’ll become a local cryptid.
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I feel like if I keep forgetting to take my PPE off when I carry my latest blacksmithing project into the house to show @arkadykoshka.bsky.social, eventually one of the neighborhood youths will snap a blurry picture and I’ll become a local cryptid.
Dope.
But back when that pair of shoes cost $1000, a sandwich cost $0.50. So I could buy 2000 deli sandwiches and eat really good for a year, or buy 5 years worth of shoes that each last 6 months. Probably both.
No matter how you finagle the math, cheap goods don’t outweigh expensive needs.
But back when that pair of shoes cost $1000, a sandwich cost $0.50. So I could buy 2000 deli sandwiches and eat really good for a year, or buy 5 years worth of shoes that each last 6 months. Probably both.
No matter how you finagle the math, cheap goods don’t outweigh expensive needs.
OK Wil’s point simplified. An e.g.
Back in the day a pair of shoes would cost a week’s wages. Let’s call it $1000
Today shoes are cheaper approx $100.
So today you could buy 10 pairs of shoes for a week’s wages.
Someone who can afford 10 pairs of shoes is richer than someone who can afford one.
Back in the day a pair of shoes would cost a week’s wages. Let’s call it $1000
Today shoes are cheaper approx $100.
So today you could buy 10 pairs of shoes for a week’s wages.
Someone who can afford 10 pairs of shoes is richer than someone who can afford one.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Dope.
But back when that pair of shoes cost $1000, a sandwich cost $0.50. So I could buy 2000 deli sandwiches and eat really good for a year, or buy 5 years worth of shoes that each last 6 months. Probably both.
No matter how you finagle the math, cheap goods don’t outweigh expensive needs.
But back when that pair of shoes cost $1000, a sandwich cost $0.50. So I could buy 2000 deli sandwiches and eat really good for a year, or buy 5 years worth of shoes that each last 6 months. Probably both.
No matter how you finagle the math, cheap goods don’t outweigh expensive needs.
Started this one at the beginning of my bladesmithing journey. Hell, was basically the beginning of my blacksmithing journey, about 2 years ago.
I think it was actually the first successful pattern weld I did, 8 layers iirc. One of my DnD friends (always plays a necromancy warlock,
1/3
I think it was actually the first successful pattern weld I did, 8 layers iirc. One of my DnD friends (always plays a necromancy warlock,
1/3
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Started this one at the beginning of my bladesmithing journey. Hell, was basically the beginning of my blacksmithing journey, about 2 years ago.
I think it was actually the first successful pattern weld I did, 8 layers iirc. One of my DnD friends (always plays a necromancy warlock,
1/3
I think it was actually the first successful pattern weld I did, 8 layers iirc. One of my DnD friends (always plays a necromancy warlock,
1/3