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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦

@crabbycrab.bsky.social

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Hope is punk AF. A Tragic Optimism initiate, endeavoring to be amused. progressive - gen x - cis/het - he/him

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · Jul 1

Hell yeah, create art everywhere at all times in everything you do at any scale even if you're the only one who knows.

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 5h

That would be fun. Every time I've done something like that in Edmonton it's been a lot of fun.

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augvision the trash skeleton @augvision.bsky.social · 6h

*xzibit circa 2005 pitches costume to Spirit Halloween*

A scooby doo costume for pets, showing a dog dressed as another dog

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 9h

Thoughts and prayers.
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Well, more thoughts than prayers really.
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Impure thoughts to be specific.

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 14h

Excellent point, sir.

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 15h

Hello there:

A picture showing a skeet reading "What is your horror movie role this Halloween" and an image showing "The Hero."

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 16h

Brutal, but fair.

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 1d

I can't figure it out. It's easier for them that way too! But it's like every day at my job. 🤷‍♂️

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 1d

You know it!

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 1d

If I ask for a list of email addresses, and you take a screenshot of it, save it and attach it to the reply, instead of just copying and pasting the list, I hate you.

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 2d

Anyway here's a picture of my dog being weird.

Nelson the black and brown super mutt sitting up with his front paws on my arm and leg, and his right rear paw extended out over my leg, and weird, flat, almost dazed look on his face.

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks! They're old and beat up, so I punched them up with some paint pens last year.

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 4d

It's health food.

A Bragg apple cider vinegar bottle edited to look like it's actually a 40 of malt liquor.

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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 4d

A Hot Pocket is also a ravioli

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 4d

The Husky mentality where broccoli is concerned:

LIL" BOOP
*SMOL* CHOMP
HECKIN BORK DO A PONDER...
WHAT. ARE YOUR SECRETS FREN???

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 4d

I took Posca markers to them, so yeah, I basically bedazzled them.

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 4d

Good idea. Maybe they won't charge me cover if I tell them I'm there to quote on some construction work.

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 4d

Caught myself in the mirror and was surprised to find that my yardwork fit was actually kinda cool. 🤷‍♂️

Your's truly in a full length mirror wearing dark jeans, a blue jersey hoodie with a yellow bee, orange and black hearing protection, and brown Blundstone boots painted with colorful geometric shapes.

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 4d

I'm super mean like that. 😆

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 4d

What the hell, dad!?

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 4d

Anyway here's a picture of my dog looking back at me during a 5 second break in me giving him his morning scritches.

Nelson the black and brown super mutt looks left over his shoulder at me with great eagerness and mild anxiety.

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 5d

Unlimited free bread sticks and grape juice.

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 5d

Everything smells like capitalism now.

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 6d

Football with a Fabergé egg.

👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 6d

OK, a song perhaps best known for the vocals. Say whatever you will about the vocals.

The rawness of this live performance kicks ass though: unfiltered, unchecked, pure rock n' roll insanity by a bunch of sweaty, hairy, 1970s dudes.

The drum fills, and guitar shreding are killer.

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👻 ScAaron 👻 🇨🇦 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 6d

Hi Esme. 😁