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Sarah
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Are guys all still thinking about the Roman Empire or did they move on already?
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m the guy who designed all the hand-held appliances with the on/off button on the handle.

Vacuuming? No, you’re not.
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The squeak! 🤣
September 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Hey little group of followers. Ashleigh is trying to get back to college this semester but just needs a tiny boost.

If just 50 people threw in $15, we could have another primary teacher in the world.

gofund.me/d8b03f8fd
Donate to Support Ashleigh's Dream of Becoming a Teacher, organized by Ashleigh Smith
Hello friends!! My name is Ashleigh and I’m a disabled mother o… Ashleigh Smith needs your support for Support Ashleigh's Dream of Becoming a Teacher
gofund.me
September 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Sam Altman: yeah so data centers, well you know they take a lot of power to run. And I figure, what is more powerful than Goku?

Interviewer: Goku is pretty powerful.

Altman: Goku will power our data centers.

Interviewer: yeah
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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in terms of gender I identify as the flute solo in Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer"
August 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I canned my subscription today also. Some of the takes I’ve been reading have been atrocious.
cancel your subscription to the new york times lest the filth that consumes their minds and souls infest you as well
This is from TODAY. Utter lunacy
July 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
These should not exist
June 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Got them cyber trainers
July 5, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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John Entertainment Cash
May 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I feel like, if you guys are fully running to platform 1 (so as to not be late for your job at Matthew & Son), you may want to start giving yourself a little more than 1/2 hour to get to the train.

Maybe try getting up at 7:30?
April 28, 2024 at 9:23 AM
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they paved paradise and put up a sick go kart track
April 19, 2024 at 10:47 PM
But late to the party, but I’m really enjoying Andre 3000’s flute era.
Reminds me of John Malkovich’s pivot into puppetry.
April 12, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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make sure to slam when you get out of the dragula too or the door won't lock
April 9, 2024 at 7:03 AM
March 4, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I dunno, but Doja feels to me to be music’s current Muhammad Ali.
Stirring shit then coming back with a knock out.

I’ve tried hating but her product is too good.
September 3, 2023 at 5:07 AM
Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk
- That’s a paddlin’

Carjack an old lady at a red light
- That’s a paddlin’

Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store
- Ooo.. you’d better believe that’s a paddlin’
August 8, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Sorry Threads, but I wasn’t following any of those people because I cared what they had to say.
August 6, 2023 at 5:55 AM