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Xitter refugee
His boss had an entire island working on that for years.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Bovino: "Think about it just for a second -- what the rape of a child actually entails"
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Ted Cruz boarding a flight means six more weeks of winter.
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
She could have just gone to a grocery store to learn that her and her simulation are delusional.
Brooke Rollins is still at it!

"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
FIFA Peace Bribe works as intended.
The Supreme Court sets aside lower court decisions upholding convictions for bribery related to the FIFA scandal because the Trump administration decided to dismiss those criminal cases "in the interests of justice." The FIFA prosecution ends in a whimper. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
January 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Trump: "Tina Peters is pardoned. So says the Donald!"
Republicans: "So say we all!"
Colorado: "You have no legal authority to do that."
Trump: (stomping his wittle feet) "But I said so!!!!"
NEW: President Donald Trump says he is granting a pardon to Tina Peters, who was convicted on state charges related to tampering with Colorado's election systems. Legal experts say presidential pardons do not apply to state charges.
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Irony just had an aneurism.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
www.mprnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It's called #Fascism.
“…And yet there are Republican lawmakers who eagerly facilitate the disinheritance of their own children.”

That right there is some dark, disturbing shit.
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"I love all my children: Don Jr., the hot one, Elric, Marla's kid, and of course What's-His-Name."
Trump on his wife's legislative initiative: "I just heard about that for the first time. The only thing I can tell you, I know one thing for sure, it's going to be great for children. I don't know what it is she's doing. She loves children. She's got a wonderful boy. And she's very proud of her boy"
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Zohran Mandan explains how to resist ICE.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We really do live in the stupidest timeline when the Secretary of Transportation wants airplanes to smell worse than they do already.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Every accusation a confession.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Two things allow evil to flourish:

1. The cruelty of the powerful.
2. The silence of the ordinary.
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The more Hegseth tries to look tough, the more he achieves the exact opposite effect.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
President Dipshit loses.
Again.
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What all "strong men" get reduced to when held accountable for their actions.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 24
On his first full day in jail, former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro told a judge he had violated his ankle monitoring the day before at his house arrest because of a nervous breakdown and hallucinations caused by a change in his medication.
Brazil’s Bolsonaro denies escape attempt, says ‘hallucinations’ drove him to tamper with ankle tag | CNN
On his first full day in jail, former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro told a judge on Sunday he had violated his ankle monitoring the day before at his house arrest because of a nervous breakdown a...
www.cnn.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I wouldn't hold your breath.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 24
President Donald Trump is planning to unveil a new proposal for addressing health care costs, as his administration tries to avert a spike in premiums driven by the expiration of key Affordable Care Act subsidies, three people familiar with the matter told CNN. https://cnn.it/49BWYws
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ryan Sprankle, the grocery store owner who gushed when Trump toured his store has learned that 1/4 of his revenue comes from SNAP benefits and that tariffs have made his groceries more expensive.
The size of the violin you're hearing is only visible in the Quantum Realm.🖕🏼
fortune.com/2025/11/12/t...
Grocer who once sold Trump popcorn rips 'inhumane' shutdown: 'You can’t take away from the most needy people in the country' | Fortune
A little more than a year ago, Ryan Sprankle welcomed President Donald Trump to one of the three grocery stores his family owns near Pittsburgh.
fortune.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Seriously, how much longer do we have to tolerate this fucking idiot?
Trump: "I met with two pollsters the day before I got the news about covid because we were starting to think about the next election. They said, 'Sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and they aligned, you'd be beating them by 25 points.'"
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Yes. Yes they should.
Why would you ever obey an unlawful order if you swore an oath to defend the Constitution?!?!?!?
Lindsey Graham: "I don't think I've ever been on a show more unnerving than tonight. You've got US senators and members of the House suggesting to our men and women in the military that they should be disobeying unlawful orders issued by President Trump and his military."
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts."
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
... he said as the Saudi leader handed. him a handkerchief to wipe his chin.
Trump to MBS: "I want to just tell you what an honor it is to be your friend and I very much appreciate the investment of now $1 trillion."
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM