Craig Can’t Even
@craigcanteven.bsky.social
And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”
Just a girldad & husband working in public health. Love a good musical, Boston sports, progressive politics, classic film, etymological tidbits, new wave music, & obsolete technology. Also pretty gay.
Just a girldad & husband working in public health. Love a good musical, Boston sports, progressive politics, classic film, etymological tidbits, new wave music, & obsolete technology. Also pretty gay.
King! (In that he doesn’t support kings. Counterintuitive I know)
Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
King! (In that he doesn’t support kings. Counterintuitive I know)
Good lorrrrd
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Good lorrrrd
#NewWaveNovember
Student Teachers - What I Can’t Feel (1980)
Featured on the famous new wave compilation Marty Thau Presents 2x5 released in 1980
Student Teachers - What I Can’t Feel (1980)
Featured on the famous new wave compilation Marty Thau Presents 2x5 released in 1980
What I Can't Feel
YouTube video by The Student Teachers - Topic
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
#NewWaveNovember
Student Teachers - What I Can’t Feel (1980)
Featured on the famous new wave compilation Marty Thau Presents 2x5 released in 1980
Student Teachers - What I Can’t Feel (1980)
Featured on the famous new wave compilation Marty Thau Presents 2x5 released in 1980
Just gonna listen to Salty Teardrops on repeat
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just gonna listen to Salty Teardrops on repeat
Schumer should announce he’s not running again and save himself the embarrassment. The Baileys would even beat him in a primary at this point.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Schumer should announce he’s not running again and save himself the embarrassment. The Baileys would even beat him in a primary at this point.
The Great Curve (2005 Remaster)
YouTube video by Talking Heads - Topic
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reposted by Craig Can’t Even
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
“I can cause accidents, too!” is an underrated line #TheWizardofOz #TCMParty
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“I can cause accidents, too!” is an underrated line #TheWizardofOz #TCMParty
One of the greatest travesties of modern cable tv the placement an ad break between the house landing and Dorothy opening the door to Oz. One of cinema’s greatest moments is entirely undercut if you interrupt her silent yet dramatic journey through the house to the door. #TheWizardofOz #TCMParty
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
One of the greatest travesties of modern cable tv the placement an ad break between the house landing and Dorothy opening the door to Oz. One of cinema’s greatest moments is entirely undercut if you interrupt her silent yet dramatic journey through the house to the door. #TheWizardofOz #TCMParty
The Clock is the perfect example of how Judy Garland didn’t need a song and dance to be a commanding onscreen presence.
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Clock is the perfect example of how Judy Garland didn’t need a song and dance to be a commanding onscreen presence.
I’m never not thinking about this strut across the stage.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I’m never not thinking about this strut across the stage.
My checkered relationship with the Grammys began at the ripe age of 11. At the time I would have considered this my villain origin story.
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My checkered relationship with the Grammys began at the ripe age of 11. At the time I would have considered this my villain origin story.
Schumer? I wish I hardly knew her
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Schumer? I wish I hardly knew her
Seeing all of these “hero” puns for sandwich guy compels me to share that in northern New England vernacular it called a “grinder.” Now imagine the pun potential.
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Seeing all of these “hero” puns for sandwich guy compels me to share that in northern New England vernacular it called a “grinder.” Now imagine the pun potential.
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Rubber Soul turns 60 next month and it would be the perfect time to release the super deluxe edition. Hopefully including a remaster of the US Capitol release. One can dream.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Rubber Soul turns 60 next month and it would be the perfect time to release the super deluxe edition. Hopefully including a remaster of the US Capitol release. One can dream.
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Lionsgate has teased that the Michael Jackson biopic might be 2 movies.
“We're not ready to confirm plans... [but] the creative team is hard at work making sure we're in a position to deliver more ‘Michael’ after the first film”
“We're not ready to confirm plans... [but] the creative team is hard at work making sure we're in a position to deliver more ‘Michael’ after the first film”
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Me in 2003: Listening to Hilary Duff
Me in 2025: Listening to Hilary Duff
Me in 2025: Listening to Hilary Duff
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Me in 2003: Listening to Hilary Duff
Me in 2025: Listening to Hilary Duff
Me in 2025: Listening to Hilary Duff
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
Reposted by Craig Can’t Even
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
Oop! 🥪
BREAKING NEWS from @mollyroberts.bsky.social: SANDWICH GUY FOUND NOT GUILTY
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Oop! 🥪