Cranberry Smith
@cranberrysmith.bsky.social
Normal man Cranberry motherfuckin Smith
Demon left my anur.
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Demon left my anur.
That fucking Christmas ham got my asshole feelin spicy.
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
That fucking Christmas ham got my asshole feelin spicy.
Going back to my roots (Ireland).
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Going back to my roots (Ireland).
I know. They should be considerate for the dumb fucking moron community as we dont want her. She can go to the big doodoo shithead bitch community instead.
December 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I know. They should be considerate for the dumb fucking moron community as we dont want her. She can go to the big doodoo shithead bitch community instead.
Boobs are gay. Like you know who else has nipples? Men.
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Boobs are gay. Like you know who else has nipples? Men.
Very. I had to stick my back scratcher up there.
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Very. I had to stick my back scratcher up there.
You're really stirring a *whole* lotta talk. Must we be so *anal* about this? I think this will have some people quite a*gape*d! Let's not *stretch ourselves* too thin!
Anyway, that picture makes my own butthole feel itchy.
Anyway, that picture makes my own butthole feel itchy.
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
You're really stirring a *whole* lotta talk. Must we be so *anal* about this? I think this will have some people quite a*gape*d! Let's not *stretch ourselves* too thin!
Anyway, that picture makes my own butthole feel itchy.
Anyway, that picture makes my own butthole feel itchy.
I wouldn't know. I dont use potatoes for eating. But the harder they are, the better they are for throwing at Pokémon scalpers.
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I wouldn't know. I dont use potatoes for eating. But the harder they are, the better they are for throwing at Pokémon scalpers.
Owee. Do not do that!
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Owee. Do not do that!
How would you like to wake up on Christmas day freshly circumcised?
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
How would you like to wake up on Christmas day freshly circumcised?
His heart actually got so big it exploded and he died at the Whoville medical center.
Never be too nice.
Never be too nice.
December 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
His heart actually got so big it exploded and he died at the Whoville medical center.
Never be too nice.
Never be too nice.
Mrs. Clause number 4 got the bird flu last year and died. I got Mrs. Clause number 5 some rotisserie chickens this year. She said all the chicken has her constipated though.
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Mrs. Clause number 4 got the bird flu last year and died. I got Mrs. Clause number 5 some rotisserie chickens this year. She said all the chicken has her constipated though.
This happened to me and now I got a bussy.
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This happened to me and now I got a bussy.
Oh fuck I forgot Im posting as Santa.
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Oh fuck I forgot Im posting as Santa.
Santa will gift you a buttplug to ease your worries, sir.
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Santa will gift you a buttplug to ease your worries, sir.
Santa says watch your fucking mouth or all your getting this year is a bar of soap!
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Santa says watch your fucking mouth or all your getting this year is a bar of soap!
Santa says use protection because I already got several million kids I gotta deliver all this bullshit to.
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Santa says use protection because I already got several million kids I gotta deliver all this bullshit to.
Santa says if I have to deliver presents to a house that looks like this, I will be throwing all the presents in the fire and leaving a fat shit to clog every toilet.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Santa says if I have to deliver presents to a house that looks like this, I will be throwing all the presents in the fire and leaving a fat shit to clog every toilet.
Because "Secret Santa" is a lot more fucking fun to say, Rudy.
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Because "Secret Santa" is a lot more fucking fun to say, Rudy.