Cranberry Smith
@cranberrysmith.bsky.social
Normal man Cranberry motherfuckin Smith
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I don’t care if monday’s splooge
tuesday camed and wednesday coomed
thursday sitting down to goon
it’s friday
I just cummed
tuesday camed and wednesday coomed
thursday sitting down to goon
it’s friday
I just cummed
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I don’t care if monday’s splooge
tuesday camed and wednesday coomed
thursday sitting down to goon
it’s friday
I just cummed
tuesday camed and wednesday coomed
thursday sitting down to goon
it’s friday
I just cummed
And the best fertilizer for that garden is having shit for brains.
“Bits” do not just come out of thin air, they require a fertile mind garden to sprout from the stillness of inner peace, which cannot be disrupted
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
And the best fertilizer for that garden is having shit for brains.
*picks up a male puppy*
Look a this little son of a bitch.
Look a this little son of a bitch.
January 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
*picks up a male puppy*
Look a this little son of a bitch.
Look a this little son of a bitch.
So excited to finally watch Brokeback Mountain. Im sure it'll be a very tough guy cowboy movie about two friends who are definitely heterosexual. Boys kissing? No thanks!
January 12, 2026 at 7:27 AM
So excited to finally watch Brokeback Mountain. Im sure it'll be a very tough guy cowboy movie about two friends who are definitely heterosexual. Boys kissing? No thanks!
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*walking into gamestop with the biggest erection i've ever had in my life*
one copy of animal crossing please
one copy of animal crossing please
January 6, 2026 at 6:52 AM
*walking into gamestop with the biggest erection i've ever had in my life*
one copy of animal crossing please
one copy of animal crossing please
I was supposed to get laid but as I was waiting for her in bed with my dick out fucking Ashton Kutcher popped out of her closet with a whole camera crew and long story short, I got punk'd and then we fucked.
January 6, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I was supposed to get laid but as I was waiting for her in bed with my dick out fucking Ashton Kutcher popped out of her closet with a whole camera crew and long story short, I got punk'd and then we fucked.
We got a problem, Boblem.
January 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
We got a problem, Boblem.
Im back from my weekend bender. What the fuck did I miss?
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Im back from my weekend bender. What the fuck did I miss?
Holding in my shit for a solid fucking week so I can countdown drop that baby in the shitter at midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Holding in my shit for a solid fucking week so I can countdown drop that baby in the shitter at midnight.
Cranberry motherfuckin, dick suckin, bitch chuckin, Smith is back baby!
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Cranberry motherfuckin, dick suckin, bitch chuckin, Smith is back baby!
I dont even wanna do this Christmas shit anymore. You guys are asking me for too much bullshit.
A century ago I delivered wooden toys and dolls. Now I gotta fight some bitch outside of a Walmart to pick up a PS5.
A century ago I delivered wooden toys and dolls. Now I gotta fight some bitch outside of a Walmart to pick up a PS5.
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I dont even wanna do this Christmas shit anymore. You guys are asking me for too much bullshit.
A century ago I delivered wooden toys and dolls. Now I gotta fight some bitch outside of a Walmart to pick up a PS5.
A century ago I delivered wooden toys and dolls. Now I gotta fight some bitch outside of a Walmart to pick up a PS5.
Ive been noticing a lot of cyclist/driver/pedestrian discourse recently, but all these people are inferior to wheelchair users.
If you're not building muscle from pushing your own wheels, then you're a pussy.
If you're not building muscle from pushing your own wheels, then you're a pussy.
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ive been noticing a lot of cyclist/driver/pedestrian discourse recently, but all these people are inferior to wheelchair users.
If you're not building muscle from pushing your own wheels, then you're a pussy.
If you're not building muscle from pushing your own wheels, then you're a pussy.
I know Mr. Clean keeps his dih clean as fuck. Even if he had a pussy that shit would be cleaner than the lyrics to a Christian rock song.
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I know Mr. Clean keeps his dih clean as fuck. Even if he had a pussy that shit would be cleaner than the lyrics to a Christian rock song.
I've been hitting the nog hard tonight.
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I've been hitting the nog hard tonight.
This account has been hijacked by Santa until Cranberry Smith earns his way back on the nice list.
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
This account has been hijacked by Santa until Cranberry Smith earns his way back on the nice list.
Upgraded my foreskin to a fiveskin.
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Upgraded my foreskin to a fiveskin.
Goddamnit Bobby, stop fucking up Christmas. Do you know how fucking long that probably took Hank to make that? Stop eating it you little fucking dumbass.
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Goddamnit Bobby, stop fucking up Christmas. Do you know how fucking long that probably took Hank to make that? Stop eating it you little fucking dumbass.
I walked away from Thanksgiving dinner and went to Sizzler.
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I walked away from Thanksgiving dinner and went to Sizzler.
Every year on Thanksgiving, I have to legally change my name to "Cranberry Turkey". The court ordered it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Every year on Thanksgiving, I have to legally change my name to "Cranberry Turkey". The court ordered it.
Im hosting Thanksgiving, but I'm not making any of the food and I expect my guests to contribute with their own dishes.
They already get the free location. Im not making the free food.
The lesson this year is you get what you give.
They already get the free location. Im not making the free food.
The lesson this year is you get what you give.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Im hosting Thanksgiving, but I'm not making any of the food and I expect my guests to contribute with their own dishes.
They already get the free location. Im not making the free food.
The lesson this year is you get what you give.
They already get the free location. Im not making the free food.
The lesson this year is you get what you give.
@badposter.lol they got you on a shirt at Walmart.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@badposter.lol they got you on a shirt at Walmart.
Cranberry Smith's top 10 Christmas gift ideas:
Number 10: The Office themed Matryoshka dolls
www.etsy.com/listing/6494...
Number 10: The Office themed Matryoshka dolls
www.etsy.com/listing/6494...
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Cranberry Smith's top 10 Christmas gift ideas:
Number 10: The Office themed Matryoshka dolls
www.etsy.com/listing/6494...
Number 10: The Office themed Matryoshka dolls
www.etsy.com/listing/6494...
Happy Halloween from your favorite guy with the hollow ween.
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Happy Halloween from your favorite guy with the hollow ween.
Is it normal to feel anguish and agony from an unsatisfying baseball game that never ends? I feel like I'm being edged to death.
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Is it normal to feel anguish and agony from an unsatisfying baseball game that never ends? I feel like I'm being edged to death.
I gotta new phone. My old one fell into the toilet over at Best Buy and now it lives there.
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I gotta new phone. My old one fell into the toilet over at Best Buy and now it lives there.