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This is hysterical… glad the FWS wasn’t mentioned because we are doing great, just great.
Ok,ok- we aren’t great.
Hey boss, what do I do with the last breeding pair of this species? You want me to cook it for lunch?!?
Ok,ok- we aren’t great.
Hey boss, what do I do with the last breeding pair of this species? You want me to cook it for lunch?!?
August 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This is hysterical… glad the FWS wasn’t mentioned because we are doing great, just great.
Ok,ok- we aren’t great.
Hey boss, what do I do with the last breeding pair of this species? You want me to cook it for lunch?!?
Ok,ok- we aren’t great.
Hey boss, what do I do with the last breeding pair of this species? You want me to cook it for lunch?!?
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Amazon Teases Next James Bond Will Face Off Against Threat Of Collective Bargaining theonion.com/amazon-...
June 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Amazon Teases Next James Bond Will Face Off Against Threat Of Collective Bargaining theonion.com/amazon-...
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Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
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May 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
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Coming to a trading card store near you.
March 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Coming to a trading card store near you.
More relevant than ever:
Allegro non troppo - Danza slava n°7
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March 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
More relevant than ever:
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It is kinda funny that the K/Pg asteroid struck in the Gulf of Mexico and now that Trump wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico, there is suddenly another asteroid within distance of Earth like it wants to remind us
February 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It is kinda funny that the K/Pg asteroid struck in the Gulf of Mexico and now that Trump wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico, there is suddenly another asteroid within distance of Earth like it wants to remind us
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
TACOMA, WA—Operating on pure natural instinct while leaping into action to protect his beloved owners, heroic dog Snickers saved a local family of five from the threat of an herb-roasted chicken, sour...
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February 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
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Truly out of science fiction! 😲
Using ESO's #VLT, astronomers have mapped the 3D structure of an exoplanet's atmosphere for the first time.
This atmosphere behaves in ways that challenge our understanding of how weather works.
🔭 🧪 #exoplanets
https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2504/
Using ESO's #VLT, astronomers have mapped the 3D structure of an exoplanet's atmosphere for the first time.
This atmosphere behaves in ways that challenge our understanding of how weather works.
🔭 🧪 #exoplanets
https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2504/
“Out of science fiction”: First 3D observations of an exoplanet’s atmosphere reveal a unique climate
Astronomers have peered through the atmosphere of a planet beyond the Solar System, mapping its 3D structure for the first time. By combining all four telescope units of the European Southern Observatory’s Very Large Telescope (ESO’s VLT), they found powerful winds carrying chemical elements like iron and titanium, creating intricate weather patterns across the planet’s atmosphere. The discovery opens the door for detailed studies of the chemical makeup and weather of other alien worlds.
www.eso.org
February 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Truly out of science fiction! 😲
Using ESO's #VLT, astronomers have mapped the 3D structure of an exoplanet's atmosphere for the first time.
This atmosphere behaves in ways that challenge our understanding of how weather works.
🔭 🧪 #exoplanets
https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2504/
Using ESO's #VLT, astronomers have mapped the 3D structure of an exoplanet's atmosphere for the first time.
This atmosphere behaves in ways that challenge our understanding of how weather works.
🔭 🧪 #exoplanets
https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2504/
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New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person theonion.com/new-evi...
New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person
CHICAGO—Noting that early humans’ aversion to confrontation played a critical role in their evolution, a new study published Friday in the American Journal Of Archaeology concluded that written language was first developed to avoid breaking up in person. “According to our findings, early Mesopotamians created the first cuneiform tablets in 3200 BCE because they couldn’t […]
theonion.com
February 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person theonion.com/new-evi...
