Alex Cranz
@cranz.bsky.social
laser bong lyricist. tech critic.
One of the most timely and terrific books i’ve read this year was Greg Grandin’s America, América. It’s most haunting part was its painfully incisive assessment of the modern US in its final pages
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
One of the most timely and terrific books i’ve read this year was Greg Grandin’s America, América. It’s most haunting part was its painfully incisive assessment of the modern US in its final pages
snoozing by firelight
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
snoozing by firelight
this perfect explains the current chaos forecast in Texas
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
this perfect explains the current chaos forecast in Texas
can’t stop thinking about this horoscope I got today. like?????? excuse you?????!!!!
September 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
can’t stop thinking about this horoscope I got today. like?????? excuse you?????!!!!
I love Co-Star for how frequently it absolutely bodies me
August 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I love Co-Star for how frequently it absolutely bodies me
i’ve been flipping between these three books this week and it’s a pretty perfect way to explore American culture
May 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i’ve been flipping between these three books this week and it’s a pretty perfect way to explore American culture
my brother: move to seattle!
me: i have seattle at home
me: i have seattle at home
May 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
my brother: move to seattle!
me: i have seattle at home
me: i have seattle at home
kentucky derby it’s too soon
May 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
kentucky derby it’s too soon
as someone who was just feeling absolutely miserable i will also encourage you to touch grass and go look at some trees. look at those trees! got no idea what a fascist is!
April 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
as someone who was just feeling absolutely miserable i will also encourage you to touch grass and go look at some trees. look at those trees! got no idea what a fascist is!
I did not realize until today baby geese look like that because it’s a camouflage.
April 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I did not realize until today baby geese look like that because it’s a camouflage.
this is a terrible framing because elon was always planning to leave DC as he’s always been a temp employee. he’s not returning to fix his company. he’s returning to stare at the ruins his politics have made of it.
April 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
this is a terrible framing because elon was always planning to leave DC as he’s always been a temp employee. he’s not returning to fix his company. he’s returning to stare at the ruins his politics have made of it.
Apple Classical finally getting it
April 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Apple Classical finally getting it
I think i managed to break instagram like i broke tiktok
April 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think i managed to break instagram like i broke tiktok
I found it at a shoprite in jersey
April 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I found it at a shoprite in jersey
this sums up threads now. Just a truly awful algo driving people to make absolute bullshit.
April 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
this sums up threads now. Just a truly awful algo driving people to make absolute bullshit.
Luther Lee Boggs on X-Files. I think can still quote their big confrontation.
March 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Luther Lee Boggs on X-Files. I think can still quote their big confrontation.
I swear he is not judging me for the plants procured at Costco after my best friend banned me from buying more plants. honest.
March 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I swear he is not judging me for the plants procured at Costco after my best friend banned me from buying more plants. honest.
oh no the book i wrote under a pen name in 2015 was used to train AI.
March 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
oh no the book i wrote under a pen name in 2015 was used to train AI.
this is not a headline seen in a democracy
March 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
this is not a headline seen in a democracy
just finished Jane Austen’s Bookshelf and immediately bought this one. When it came out it was called better than Don Quixote and only lost that stature because sexism 🤷🏻♀️. this was the first edition published in the 20th Century—it came out in 1970.
March 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
just finished Jane Austen’s Bookshelf and immediately bought this one. When it came out it was called better than Don Quixote and only lost that stature because sexism 🤷🏻♀️. this was the first edition published in the 20th Century—it came out in 1970.
Asked my brother, who won a Michelin Star (i’m legally obligated to brag), about the alcohol tariff’s impact on the US.
March 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Asked my brother, who won a Michelin Star (i’m legally obligated to brag), about the alcohol tariff’s impact on the US.