Alex Cranz
@cranz.bsky.social
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laser bong lyricist. tech critic.
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cranz.bsky.social
Taylor Swift’s new album is proof she was NEVER a real Tumblr girlie. smut so vanilla I thought it was wattpad
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steppinlazer.bsky.social
my review of death on the nile: if poirot be bald, you may be enthralled; if poirot has hair, player beware
eurogamer.bsky.social
Agatha Christie's Death on the Nile review - it's just fine

www.eurogamer.net/agatha-chris...
cranz.bsky.social
wrote about the landscape of broadcast TV at the beginning of the year for wired—but it’s kind of wild we allowed two deeply political (and notably conservative) companies to buy up the vast majority of all broadcast stations in the US.
scottnover.bsky.social
Nexstar joins Sinclair in preempting Jimmy Kimmel Live! when ABC brings it back to air.
cranz.bsky.social
if thats what you call rolling a smoke than yes
cranz.bsky.social
can’t stop thinking about this horoscope I got today. like?????? excuse you?????!!!!
A horoscope that says in bold letters TOUCH YOURSELF
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karlbode.com
I spent five years pointing out how the TikTok stuff was never about privacy and national security, it was always about wealthy U.S. authoritarians wanting to control information flow, and integrate the country's most popular short form video app into their growing propaganda operations
Trump’s Buddies At Andreessen Horowitz Want To Help Buy TikTok, Turn It Into A Right Wing Safe Space
We’ve noted more times than I can’t count that the push to ban TikTok was never really about protecting American privacy. If that were true, we would pass a real privacy law and craft s…
www.techdirt.com
cranz.bsky.social
i type it out like a good denizen of the internet who one talks to other people online
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matthewcort.land
Please, please listen to me:

MAGA world has a lot of money to pay "researchers" to trawl niche social media sites like this one, and take posts that will provoke enormous outrage and plaster them across multiple platforms.

Please think about what you're posting before you hit "Post"
cranz.bsky.social
she did not! she was a university librarian!
cranz.bsky.social
every week my mom insists she had a cellphone in the 70s and every week I have to go full ron swanson on her as i explain how absolutely not possible that is
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joolia.bsky.social
I’ve had my complaints about the NYT but today was the first time I’ve called it “this bitch” and that’s because “now this bitch is trying to say I’m not a Leo???” was the only way I could express my outrage
Your Zodiac Sign Is 2,000 Years Out of Date
Over millennia, our view of the stars has shifted, because of Earth’s wobble. It may be time to rethink your sign.
www.nytimes.com
cranz.bsky.social
sweet I’m going to finally make some money from my book
phillewis.bsky.social
NEW YORK (AP) — Anthropic agrees to pay authors $3,000 per book in landmark settlement over pirated chatbot training material.
cranz.bsky.social
a lot of people really hate on Emerald Fennell when she really seems to be doing a Ken Russell in how purposefully provocative her films are. it rules
cranz.bsky.social
A friend the other night just shouting at increasingly higher and more concerned volume “name a belly song cranz. NAME ONE”
cranz.bsky.social
Man told on himself a lot in this thing. I loved his wife calling him an absolute dumb ass.
cranz.bsky.social
The Cowboys doc on Netflix is terrific because a lot of it is Troy Aikman and Dale Hansen talking about how Jerry Jones is a terrible manager and ruined the Cowboys and then randomly Rupert Murdoch? and George Bush!! appear to say Jerry is good at business.
cranz.bsky.social
I’m saying!
cranz.bsky.social
i connected the dots!
cranz.bsky.social
i thought that was natasha beddingfield 😞
cranz.bsky.social
i don’t think my friends and family should be as upset as they are that I spent 20+ years thinking Nelly and Nelly Furtado were the same person.
cranz.bsky.social
Had an extremely fun time with three of my favorite dudes and I think I managed to avoid a single rant about the rise of fascism in the US. Instead we talked about E Ink and I very expensive watch I do not need but want desperately.
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Here's this week's Better Offline. I'm joined in studio by Michael Fisher (AKA Mr. Mobile), @cranz.bsky.social and @kylebarr.bsky.social to talk about the weird and fun gadgets that are still getting made, both in the US and abroad.

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Radio Better Offline: Kyle Barr, Alex Cranz & Michael Fisher
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · 08/27/2025 · 1h 9m
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cranz.bsky.social
BigTech’s focus on profit and the race to AGI at all costs is going to continue to leave bodies in their wake. we need to stop allowing large tech companies to use the general public as uninformed beta testers.
kashhill.bsky.social
Adam Raine, 16, died from suicide in April after months on ChatGPT discussing plans to end his life. His parents have filed the first known case against OpenAI for wrongful death.

Overwhelming at times to work on this story, but here it is. My latest on AI chatbots: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
A Teen Was Suicidal. ChatGPT Was the Friend He Confided In.
www.nytimes.com