Crashpanda
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Donald Trump is just sitting in that Oval Office reminding us he ain't shit and handing out Tariffs like he's damn Oprah.
a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one
ALT: a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one
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February 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Donald Trump is just sitting in that Oval Office reminding us he ain't shit and handing out Tariffs like he's damn Oprah.
Wishing a "Declined" message the next time Donald Trump tries to swipe his card at McDonalds for that funky ass Fish Filet.
January 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Wishing a "Declined" message the next time Donald Trump tries to swipe his card at McDonalds for that funky ass Fish Filet.
Is February ever actually going to happen or are we just all living the Mystery Spot episode of Supernatural?
January 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Is February ever actually going to happen or are we just all living the Mystery Spot episode of Supernatural?
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sorry if I'm being a little annoying about violations to the constitution, but damn it feels weird to be on the side making a fuss about that
January 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
sorry if I'm being a little annoying about violations to the constitution, but damn it feels weird to be on the side making a fuss about that
"both adults need to work full time jobs to feed their families and pay their bills it's not that hard."
The minimum wage is STILL $7.25 in TWENTY STATES. Two people working 40hrs a week each is only $14.50/hr and $2300/mo.
$1500 rent
$200 electric bill
Leaves $600 for EVERYTHING ELSE.
The minimum wage is STILL $7.25 in TWENTY STATES. Two people working 40hrs a week each is only $14.50/hr and $2300/mo.
$1500 rent
$200 electric bill
Leaves $600 for EVERYTHING ELSE.
January 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"both adults need to work full time jobs to feed their families and pay their bills it's not that hard."
The minimum wage is STILL $7.25 in TWENTY STATES. Two people working 40hrs a week each is only $14.50/hr and $2300/mo.
$1500 rent
$200 electric bill
Leaves $600 for EVERYTHING ELSE.
The minimum wage is STILL $7.25 in TWENTY STATES. Two people working 40hrs a week each is only $14.50/hr and $2300/mo.
$1500 rent
$200 electric bill
Leaves $600 for EVERYTHING ELSE.
Companies want to do LESS but make MORE and then COMPLAIN that people are "too lazy to work"
Maybe stop and think that even though you can "just go get a job flipping burgers" that BURGER FLIPPING JOB STILL DOES NOT PAY THE AVERAGE RENT IN ANY TOWN IN ANY STATE FOR SINGLE PEOPLE OR FAMILIES.
Maybe stop and think that even though you can "just go get a job flipping burgers" that BURGER FLIPPING JOB STILL DOES NOT PAY THE AVERAGE RENT IN ANY TOWN IN ANY STATE FOR SINGLE PEOPLE OR FAMILIES.
January 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Companies want to do LESS but make MORE and then COMPLAIN that people are "too lazy to work"
Maybe stop and think that even though you can "just go get a job flipping burgers" that BURGER FLIPPING JOB STILL DOES NOT PAY THE AVERAGE RENT IN ANY TOWN IN ANY STATE FOR SINGLE PEOPLE OR FAMILIES.
Maybe stop and think that even though you can "just go get a job flipping burgers" that BURGER FLIPPING JOB STILL DOES NOT PAY THE AVERAGE RENT IN ANY TOWN IN ANY STATE FOR SINGLE PEOPLE OR FAMILIES.
HEALTHCARE 👏🏼 IS 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 HUMAN 👏🏼 RIGHT 👏🏼
January 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
HEALTHCARE 👏🏼 IS 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 HUMAN 👏🏼 RIGHT 👏🏼
Every problem America has can be linked back to capitalism.
Convince me otherwise.
Convince me otherwise.
January 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Every problem America has can be linked back to capitalism.
Convince me otherwise.
Convince me otherwise.
You can't convince me EVERYONE doesn't deserve food and shelter. P*dos and R*pist still have civil rights in PRISON and our FRIENDS and COWORKERS and STRANGERS ON THE STREET are STILL fighting for theirs.
Make it make sense, America.
Make it make sense, America.
January 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You can't convince me EVERYONE doesn't deserve food and shelter. P*dos and R*pist still have civil rights in PRISON and our FRIENDS and COWORKERS and STRANGERS ON THE STREET are STILL fighting for theirs.
Make it make sense, America.
Make it make sense, America.
If standing up for human rights burns bridges.. I will bring the matches.
January 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If standing up for human rights burns bridges.. I will bring the matches.
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Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out
January 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out
"want me to go swimming?"
Yes, sir. Without a lifejacket.
Yes, sir. Without a lifejacket.
January 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"want me to go swimming?"
Yes, sir. Without a lifejacket.
Yes, sir. Without a lifejacket.
Don't forget RFK JR:
1. Can't answer whether or not health care is a human right.
2. Believes Lyme disease is a materially engineered bioweapon.
3. Thinks people hate Medicaid.
1. Can't answer whether or not health care is a human right.
2. Believes Lyme disease is a materially engineered bioweapon.
3. Thinks people hate Medicaid.
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Don't forget RFK JR:
1. Can't answer whether or not health care is a human right.
2. Believes Lyme disease is a materially engineered bioweapon.
3. Thinks people hate Medicaid.
1. Can't answer whether or not health care is a human right.
2. Believes Lyme disease is a materially engineered bioweapon.
3. Thinks people hate Medicaid.
DT is literally a PRIME EXAMPLE of DEI policy??????????
January 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
DT is literally a PRIME EXAMPLE of DEI policy??????????
Blaming DEI policies without even KNOWING what happened yet is deplorable.
Bffr, DT.
Bffr, DT.
January 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Blaming DEI policies without even KNOWING what happened yet is deplorable.
Bffr, DT.
Bffr, DT.
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Trump is an extremely dangerous man--stupid, vindictive, fixated on payback for his enemies. This country will be lucky to survive him.
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Trump is an extremely dangerous man--stupid, vindictive, fixated on payback for his enemies. This country will be lucky to survive him.
Undocumented citizens are still protected by the constitution.
January 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Undocumented citizens are still protected by the constitution.
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I don’t support this nonsense because I had uncensored history books growing up and I READ THEM.
January 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don’t support this nonsense because I had uncensored history books growing up and I READ THEM.