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Aldo Raine
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PNW - EDM - Zero tolerance for fascism.
Happy "Overthrow the US Government to save the Pedophile Elite" Day to all those that celebrate January 6th (aka your worst uncle at Thanksgiving).
January 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I can barely sit through the entire first Avatar I do not understand how you all are sitting through three of them

It’s just Ferngully: Remastered
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The fact that Twitter let people generate AI child pornography with Grok today and is still online and hasn’t been shut down with Elon Musk arrested is a pretty good indicator we’re never going to see a single consequence from the Epstein files

X was GENERATING CSAM and is still online
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 AM
A top three Christmas tradition for me is watching the Glee Club episode of Community

It’s not because of the Alison Brie scene but I’d be a liar if I said it didn’t help
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
You’re all reposting shit they intentionally did the day before they legally have to release the Epstein files to distract from the fact that the President is a pedophile and has many pedophile friends.

Stop platforming idiocy intentionally designed to rile people up and distract.
Trump adding his own name to the Kennedy Center - a memorial institution given its name after JFK was assassinated - is the most nakedly reprehensible and insulting act of cultural desecration by any modern US president.

This is just beyond parody now. The man is mentally and cognitively unwell.
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Imagine that you are so afraid of being held accountable for sexual assault and statutory rape of underage women that you reschedule marijuana to Schedule III and potentially improve decades of racist policy backing the War on Drugs just to distract from it

Trump must be absurdly guilty
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
How is a dude that’s famous for a book called “Manufacturing Consent” so tied to Epstein? If this was in a fictional TV Mini Series Drama people would complain that the symbolic irony is way too on the nose.
I never thought my personal dislike for Noam Chomsky would be a popular take in my lifetime.
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Say what you will about cultural appropriation and the whitewashing of a 2,000 year old Mediterranean man but this Jesus probably makes phenomenal dubstep.
and ripped 🥵🤤
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
When this happens half a world away people easily ignore it

When this happens on our own streets (gassing protestors w/ chemical weapons, police killing over 1,000 Americans w/o a trial a year) people say there must have been a justification

I hope people are finally seeing what America really is
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:

"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Another reason to hate on AI, but this is SO DUMB. RAM prices going up 370% in 3 months is beyond insanity. The entire industry can burn.

Right now this is hitting IT teams, gamers, builders, etc., but when people see the cost of phones/laptops/tablets go up next year this will start to hit home.
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by Aldo Raine
FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If the point of the criminal justice system is actual rehabilitation then barring any previous felon from representation of their community after having served time and been reformed is patently stupid

Using laws like this to target one group hurts the unseen and unheard far more than the powerful
How about this for a new amendment?

"No person shall be eligible for any office under the United States if previously convicted of a felony by the United States or any State."
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The BlueSky app just froze a video playing back on this frame, and crashed with no ability to close out of it, of Karoline Leavitt which in and of itself feels like a war crime
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The number of companies this year who decided to say screw it and send out marketing spam I’ve opted out of or unsubscribed from is too damn high

Apparently the move from mostly anti-consumer pro-business regulation to fully anti-consumer pro-business regulation is noticeable
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
With all the terrible decisions McLaren made today Yuki Tsunoda has a chance to do the funniest thing ever next F1 race and secure his seat for 2026.
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This Post Malone halftime set is truly lowest common denominator middle America pandering horrific.

This legitimately, even sanitized for Dallas/NFL TV audiences, might be the worst music set I've ever seen on television.

This is why America keeps losing.
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Goodbye Bed Bath and Beyond clearance Potato Masher, you performed admirably today.

I'll see you again next year.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Destruction of property is a crime and should be taken very seriously

Curious, though, that the fine for littering a plastic bag is usually far less than destruction of property

Who is to say the way you litter (with the bag at the end of a 10 foot pole with a grabber and string) is more wrong?
Here's a formal response to Flock Safety's comments regarding my video and the associated research.

TL;DR - I'm happy to ethically design a research project to test these vulnerabilities on live devices, but they have to promise not to have me arrested for doing it.

figshare.com/articles/onl...
A Response To Flock Safety's Comments and Proposal For Permitted Research
In the last week since my video was released, I’ve received a number of requests from civic and media organizations regarding Flock Safety’s response to the security vulnerabilities I had demonstrated...
figshare.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reminder for your worst uncle at Thanksgiving :

"Don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross 5000 miles of water ... and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity."

- Lt. Aldo Raine
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My @taskmaster.tv Advent Calendar showed up today (that I’d forgotten I ordered until almost ordering a Lego one yesterday and thinking “dang that thing never showed up”) and it’s taking every ounce of my willpower to not open and complete it tonight

Crazily excited to open little paper boxes lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
United Healthcare site to submit claim

Links to Rx site

Error: We can’t log you in, call this number

Call number

48 minutes of hold and transfer loops

“You can’t log in because you haven’t submitted yet”

Need to login to submit

Maybe there’s a reason for that thing that happened? Maybe?
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
In 2024 US Police killed at least 1,300 people without a trial

The US has been engaged in military conflict consecutively for over 200 years

This is quite literally what we do in America we just don’t talk about it
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Whenever I get a sandwich at Jersey Mike’s I make sure to eat it at the restaurant so the person that made it has to witness what an abomination of sauce they threw on it looks like

Still delicious but dear lord this may as well be soup
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So obviously you can’t mess with the private property of Flock cameras, @bennjordan.bsky.social, but what if (as a hobby) I like to walk around with little art sculptures based on the chine cross section of the SR-71 painted in radar scattering true to life paint and I clumsily drop them often?
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

One I fully appreciated at the time and still love, one I didn’t appreciate until much later in life.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM