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Jessica Albatross
@crawdaddy37.bsky.social
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The sexiest bitch at this bingo hall
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He's just like me fr
An image of Baby Waluigi. A little cartoon baby in a purple shirt, black overalls, red shoes and a purple hat with an upside down capital L. He is extremely cute. Also his nose is very pink compared to the rest of him
January 28, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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French Onion ramen to distract myself from the horrors
A bowl of French onion short rib ramen with large croutons, scallions, and an egg with a red spoon on a wooden table with patterned tiles. In the background you can see another bowl and a hand holding chopsticks
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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You have to stop giving me access to the internet, I can't stress this enough people
Zohran's campaign poster but it reads "no one's gay for Moleman"
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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The Zohran campaign font but it reads "they got those big chewy pretzels for five dollars? Get outta here"
January 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Not going to name the specific restaurant that made this but the local pizza scene is in fucking shambles
Something called a "black and tan pizza". What it is is just the worst looking pizza on earth. Cheese is totally burnt
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Me to the subpar ventilation in the bathroom after fighting for my life on the toilet:
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Can't believe they're making treats specifically for Boston Terriers
A white bag of Milk Bone dog treat that's a collab with Dunkin. Text reads Milk Bone Dunkin Vanilla Glaze Flavor Biscuits with other natural flavors. There's also pictures of donut shaped dog treats and a dog (not a Boston terrier)
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Damn, didn't know my wife was in the produce industry
A box that says "valued naturals" with a drawing of a farm
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I was going to maybe wear it with these shorts just to really kill any vibe
September 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Going Hi-Rez Jamiroquai mode
An ugly ass neon green cardigan sweater. Truly the worst thing I've ever seen
September 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Can check
A can of Conifer Cosmos Hazy IPA from New Trail Brewing and Other Hand Brewing. It's black and orange with pine trees and the logos for the companies
September 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Baby doesn't like car unfortunately
You australian shepherd looking ahead in car Toy Australian shepherd giving me a dirty look for making him get in car
September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Omg he’s just like me fr
Mega Victreebell. Just an absolute unit of a plant with some big leaves coming out his head, a vine round his throat and a contagious smile
August 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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If you’re accepting non MTG bugs here is mine: A Baby
The Pokémon Mothim. It’s a moth with a black body, tiny lil white arms and legs, big yellow wings and some orange and white antennae
August 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I wish I got that instead of this
Satan making Jesus soup on the moon
August 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Me to the other 98% Facebook page
Gabe from the office yelling “shut up about Newsom!” Instead of “shut up about the sun!”
August 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Jesus Soup AI Slop
Satan cooking Jesus in a soup with peppers and cubes of what appears to be beef. Oh and this is on the moon where there is a Structure of some sort
August 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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*Huey Lewis voice* I wanna newwww pepper
A plate of French fries and a hand holding a can of something called “New Pepper”
August 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Me working 6 days in a row and realizing it’s only Thursday which means 3 more days and not 2
A red emoji face that looks tense and perhaps even stressed! It doesn’t look happy certainly folks
August 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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A Letterboxd review of Perfect Blue that reads AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I don t. Think I want to be famous. User gave it 4 and a half stars
August 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Cracking open a cold one with the boys
It’s a can of olive oil. It’s the size of a pounder of beer you can buy at a gas station but it’s fucking OLIVE OIL
August 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Checking the baseball scores and WHAT is happening here my god
August 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Losing my mind at this comment on a Twisted Metal ad
July 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM