La Croix Orbison
@crawdaddy37.bsky.social
The sexiest bitch at this bingo hall
This reminds me of a bit I used to do: Jay Leno as the Cryptkeeper
December 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This reminds me of a bit I used to do: Jay Leno as the Cryptkeeper
I can't wait for Russel Crowe to show up riding a raptor and speaks with the most dogshit Italian accent of all time
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I can't wait for Russel Crowe to show up riding a raptor and speaks with the most dogshit Italian accent of all time
...I really thought this was a joke holy shit
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
...I really thought this was a joke holy shit
Bisexual Morpheus takes both pills
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Bisexual Morpheus takes both pills
Pennsylvanians maybe shouldn't make pizzas (except for places that do sweet sauce that stuff fucks)
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Pennsylvanians maybe shouldn't make pizzas (except for places that do sweet sauce that stuff fucks)
Yeah for some reason in my little corner of the state people are now going CRAZY for pizza with burnt American cheese. It makes me sick
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yeah for some reason in my little corner of the state people are now going CRAZY for pizza with burnt American cheese. It makes me sick
I'll be cold dead in the ground before I recognize AI Simpsons shitposts
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'll be cold dead in the ground before I recognize AI Simpsons shitposts
Putting a little of that filling in the statue so it melts on hot days
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Putting a little of that filling in the statue so it melts on hot days
I did that once
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I did that once
Adding all my contacts so my former bosses can see I've gotten worse
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Adding all my contacts so my former bosses can see I've gotten worse