La Croix Orbison
@crawdaddy37.bsky.social
The sexiest bitch at this bingo hall
Folks they turned the jingle horse into that sparkly Elmer's glue
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Folks they turned the jingle horse into that sparkly Elmer's glue
Got the damn Lament Configuration from my secret Santa again
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Got the damn Lament Configuration from my secret Santa again
My gift to you all is not posting this year folks
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My gift to you all is not posting this year folks
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Bridge over the River Jamiroquai
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Bridge over the River Jamiroquai
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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"time is controlled by a team of wizards in boulder colorado" yea ok sure. and fort collins is the backup. whatever dude
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"time is controlled by a team of wizards in boulder colorado" yea ok sure. and fort collins is the backup. whatever dude
Love taking off my hat after a 9 hour shift and looking like a damn tropical bird
December 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Love taking off my hat after a 9 hour shift and looking like a damn tropical bird
Not going to name the specific restaurant that made this but the local pizza scene is in fucking shambles
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Not going to name the specific restaurant that made this but the local pizza scene is in fucking shambles
*Huey Lewis voice* I got a noooooooose bleed
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
*Huey Lewis voice* I got a noooooooose bleed
Please let Mariska Hargitay be in Knives Out
December 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Please let Mariska Hargitay be in Knives Out
It's bullshit that an apiary has bees. Should be an abeeary. I wanted to see monkey
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's bullshit that an apiary has bees. Should be an abeeary. I wanted to see monkey
Ho Ho back on Bang! Bang! My god we are so back
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Ho Ho back on Bang! Bang! My god we are so back
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Telling my gastroenterologist that my shit "looks ai generated" and she straps me to a chair and shoots me
September 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Telling my gastroenterologist that my shit "looks ai generated" and she straps me to a chair and shoots me
You see me frantically typing away on my typewriter. You come over to see what I'm working on and it's 19 pages of "boast reef"
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You see me frantically typing away on my typewriter. You come over to see what I'm working on and it's 19 pages of "boast reef"
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Me to the subpar ventilation in the bathroom after fighting for my life on the toilet:
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me to the subpar ventilation in the bathroom after fighting for my life on the toilet:
Wait are people genuinely sad about Andy Dick I didn't think anyone liked him
December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wait are people genuinely sad about Andy Dick I didn't think anyone liked him
My apes all gone
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
My apes all gone
Hell on earth? Local grocery store out of my favorite snack, more at 11
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hell on earth? Local grocery store out of my favorite snack, more at 11
Can't believe they're making treats specifically for Boston Terriers
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Can't believe they're making treats specifically for Boston Terriers
I love having cartoonishly bad days. Murphy's Law ass Friday
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I love having cartoonishly bad days. Murphy's Law ass Friday
Creating unholy abominations (posts) on my island (microblogging website). This one has a monkey tail
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Creating unholy abominations (posts) on my island (microblogging website). This one has a monkey tail