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cripes. @crip.es · Apr 4
gonna buy montel’s dream widow feminized seeds
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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April 4, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Epitaph (Including
Song · 1969 · Duration 8:46
music.apple.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 AM
🅱️eptilia
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 AM
leaning out of the biplane with my revolver trying to shoot the guy on my tail
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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this image fills me with immense Peace
February 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
ugh spanish cover of achey breaky heart at the house party next door
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
baby don't hurt me
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
you’ve seen once bitten right i love that cleavon little
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
aw heck i’m trapped in the got dang alpeen again honey get fred
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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"Cobblestone is fancy, right?"

Bless their hearts.
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
the name sally is short for salad
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
millionaire mike mcdonald
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Waving My Dick In the Wind by Ween on Apple Music
Song · 1997 · Duration 2:11
music.apple.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
displaying behavior consistent with chillen out
January 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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hey don’t eat that bottle of Gojo Natural Orange Pumice Hand Cleaner it’s expired
January 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
you done well here’s a fine hunk of slab for ya
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
dragging this through the airport with the benchmobile like a fast and furious movie
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
the irony is palatable bro
January 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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[big sean voice] surrender to that ass that’s an ass war
no war but ass war
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
God Am by Alice In Chains on Apple Music
Song · 1995 · Duration 4:08
music.apple.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
you can smoke reefers and listen to countdown to ecstasy on a sunday there’s no law against it
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM